Dammit. I knew I should’ve put my money in buttpad stock. Kim Kardashian officially launched Queen of the Kims today, a look-a-like contest that’s open to women and drag queens everywhere. She kicked off the contest this morning on The Tyra Banks Show and here are the details for all you Kim clones with or without a penis:
Users upload their photos on Celebuzz.com and Kim picks her top five “real girls” and her top five drag queens with the ten finalists going head to head (or breast to fake breast) on Kim’s official site where users vote for their favorite and pick a winner.
In addition to being anointed QUEEN OF THE KIM’s, the winner will receive a personal phone call from Kim and a fantastic assortment of goodies that every girl (or drag queen) would flip their wig over including, a tiara, a new wig, false eyelashes, butt pads, and a great assortment of jewelry and make-up personally handpicked by Kim!
There’s already a shit-ton of photos up on Celebuzz, so if you want to see how insanely delusional people are, scope them out. Based on the entries so far, I’m 90% certain I could win this thing, and I look like freaking Poseidon.
QUEEN OF THE KIMS – Official Entry Page
#49
Marilyn Monroe had the classic hourglass shape with measurements of 36-24-35. Kim has fat induced curves and breast implants. Kim’s measurements must be 36-28-40. Kim has a pear shaped body because her hips are the biggest part of her body. Kim tried to improve her pear shaped body by getting breast implants. People praise skinny and fit people because most Americans are fat like Kim and it is rare to see skinny and fit people in America. I personally like a fit female that works out regularly and has nice curves and not fat induced curves like Kim. Trying to compare Marilyn to Kim is an insult for Marilyn because she knew when to push herself from the plate unlike short stout Kim.
What is the point of posting Kim’s pics if she is not showing her amusing girdle butt?
Kim would never ever show her butt in a bikini pic unless it has been airbrushed first because Kim has a big fat saggy ass from over eating and lack of exercise. Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba have nice butts because they exercise regularly and do not over eat like Kim. Biel and Alba do not have to wear a butt girdle like Kim and it shows!
Check out these fine butt pics of Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba.
http://www.celebroundup.com/jessica-alba-versus-jessical-beil-whos-got-the-best-butt/
#53
Thanks for the link Roger!
Jessica Alba by far!! She has a perfect body, with an amazingly tight and well-toned butt. Kim is just a short fat out of shape chick that wears butt girdles to improve her loose ass!
For a change, she has black on her instead of in her!