Dammit. I knew I should’ve put my money in buttpad stock. Kim Kardashian officially launched Queen of the Kims today, a look-a-like contest that’s open to women and drag queens everywhere. She kicked off the contest this morning on The Tyra Banks Show and here are the details for all you Kim clones with or without a penis:
Users upload their photos on Celebuzz.com and Kim picks her top five “real girls” and her top five drag queens with the ten finalists going head to head (or breast to fake breast) on Kim’s official site where users vote for their favorite and pick a winner.
In addition to being anointed QUEEN OF THE KIM’s, the winner will receive a personal phone call from Kim and a fantastic assortment of goodies that every girl (or drag queen) would flip their wig over including, a tiara, a new wig, false eyelashes, butt pads, and a great assortment of jewelry and make-up personally handpicked by Kim!
There’s already a shit-ton of photos up on Celebuzz, so if you want to see how insanely delusional people are, scope them out. Based on the entries so far, I’m 90% certain I could win this thing, and I look like freaking Poseidon.