Kim Kardashian hosts look-a-like contest

April 29th, 2009 // 55 Comments

Dammit. I knew I should’ve put my money in buttpad stock. Kim Kardashian officially launched Queen of the Kims today, a look-a-like contest that’s open to women and drag queens everywhere. She kicked off the contest this morning on The Tyra Banks Show and here are the details for all you Kim clones with or without a penis:

Users upload their photos on Celebuzz.com and Kim picks her top five “real girls” and her top five drag queens with the ten finalists going head to head (or breast to fake breast) on Kim’s official site where users vote for their favorite and pick a winner.

In addition to being anointed QUEEN OF THE KIM’s, the winner will receive a personal phone call from Kim and a fantastic assortment of goodies that every girl (or drag queen) would flip their wig over including, a tiara, a new wig, false eyelashes, butt pads, and a great assortment of jewelry and make-up personally handpicked by Kim!

There’s already a shit-ton of photos up on Celebuzz, so if you want to see how insanely delusional people are, scope them out. Based on the entries so far, I’m 90% certain I could win this thing, and I look like freaking Poseidon.

QUEEN OF THE KIMS – Official Entry Page

Photos: Getty
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  1. atom

    Who is the winrar?

  2. Remind me again why she is famous? Her dad helped OJ beat a double homicide and she has a fat ass? Just checking…

  3. bill

    Last!

  4. blahblah

    lol@3… lol
    ok anyway, you gotta give it to her, she’s great at promoting herself… using every opportunity to cash in on money, fans, fame… etc. No sense of shame, but good at marketing. She’d sell her body for fame… oh wait, she did already, my bad

  5. justifiable

    That crash you heard was western civilization officially declining.

  6. joh

    I predict that a black dude with a pound of powder on his face & a 12 inch schlong, wins.

    And of course, gets to hit that ass.

  7. Ljutefisk

    I may fap to this.

  8. ta

    Kim you are NOT A CELEBRITY you are only know by doing a sex tape so what do you really think you are? You react to every comment to get some kind of reaction from the world or take a stupid picture of yourself and post it to get attention. You need to grow up!!!! Now your trying to force Reggie to maarry you I hope he dumps you for some that has a real profession. Making a work out video is not one nor is making a sex tape……. Bog about this.!!!!!

  9. ta

    Kim you are NOT A CELEBRITY you are only know by doing a sex tape so what do you really think you are? You react to every comment to get some kind of reaction from the world or take a stupid picture of yourself and post it to get attention. You need to grow up!!!! Now your trying to force Reggie to maarry you I hope he dumps you for some that has a real profession. Making a work out video is not one nor is making a sex tape……. Bog about this.!!!!!

  10. Meh

    OMG…. these girls think that having brown eyes (or just eyes actually) make them look like kk? It’s funny seeing that.

  11. TheJoker07

    I want to lick her butt.

  12. MotherMayhem

    Uhm, Kim? Nice Polterwang.

  13. Alex

    It’s not hard to look like Kim, just expensive.

    All you have to do is get plastic surgery, extensions, a shitload of makeup and (most important) padded girdles.

  14. ok

    The fans on her blog were begging her to do a look a like contest for 6 months now, she stole the idea and basically made it seem like she came up with it. I have seen the contestants photos and sorry they are all delusional, i think only 1 or 2 of the girls looks even a bit like her, the rest look nothing like her, lol earlier today some jokesters put pics of kim sucking on ray-j’s d*ck up as a contender, some even put up pics of themselves sucking on guy’s d*cks in hopes of “being like kim”…crazy. Kim is not famous enough to have a competition like this, really who is she kidding? The winner gets butt pads? LOL are you serious? Kim’s butt is not that out of the ordinary, alot of girls already have natural butts that size. And a tiara? LOL she’s almost 30 and calls herself a princess, that is wierd to me.

  15. Click once you fuckwit

    I actually prefer Kim over Paris or Heidi .. I mean if you have to lay down with pigs pick one who looks worse than you do

  16. K.T

    SIZE 2, MY ASS, U FUCKING FAT MONKEY SLUT!!!! FUCKING DREAM ON!!
    I hate this ugly fat ass slut, imagine how much she would sweat between those massive mounds of fat, thats fucking foul, she must shower 4x a day so that noone smells it!
    Size 8 more like it you fucking lying cunt- wow, she’s a liar, she loves to get pissed on, has a fat cellulite ridden ass, has a horse face, would sweat like a fat man in heat and as soon as she pumps out a kid her ‘fat flaps’ she calls breasts will be officially down to her knees somewhere!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your days are numbered, fat slut!

  17. Rachell

    Would a picture of a glazed honey baked ham be allowed for submission?

  18. Dooley

    I think the winner should be pitied rather than lauded.

  19. Haha this is actually funny. Because she is just so irrelevant.

  20. My god, she’s gorgeous.

  21. I really feel PROUD about this woman, folks!!

  22. Nero

    She might ba glad the Superficial girl somehow likes her.Otherwise,who would have ever known her?

  23. Sigfried

    And so this is what centuries of kicking the Roman’s ass and each other’s, developing modern industry, technology have come to? Having non-whites running out banks, media, cultural affairs, forcing us to accept foreign immigrants who hate us and big jig loving piss-drinking talentless whores as points of interest?

    Forget all this shit and let’s take out world back from the non-whites. It’s easy. Just start kicking ass. Build up as the apes say “street cred” and fight for what your ancestors have provided for you. Turn off that tv for starters, it’s mental poison. Read books and garden, woodwork and handcraft and use your mind and develop skills.

    Don’t be ashamed of your heritage. It’s those that fear and envy and have parasitized us that want us to.

  24. dirk

    Put a pillow in your pants and soak yourself with urine and jizz. WINNA!

  25. Parker

    I want to plant my seed deep in her hot tight ass.

  26. KK GO AWAYKGOAWAY

    UGH, JUST ANOTHER PLOY TO GET PUBLICITY.

    SHE LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE AN OVER-BOTOXED DRAG QUEEN EACH DAY.

    KIM, YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY. YOU HAVE NO TALENT. PLEASE JUST GO AWAY.

  27. Vince Lombardi

    Nothing says narcissistic cunt like getting a room full of women who look just like you.

  28. Verdict Overruled

    Rue Paul is now “All In”

    And yes honey, I would like cheese dip with my chips….. and we now know why they created swine flu.

  29. Val

    WTF? People arent ashamed they look like this thing?

  30. Jeezy

    @29: I know! All of those girls are stupid, thinking they look like Kim and WANTING to look like Kim. If young girls are now aspiring to be hairy, big-assed, stupid whores, then I don’t like where things are going.

  31. Nick

    Kim Kardashian is a UGLY PIG. She probably has the bloody clothing that her old man removed from OJ’s house.

  32. Her ego is as big as her ass, but I have no desire to fuck her ego.

  33. Wally MoFongo

    I bet a tranny will win hands down.

  34. Deacon Jones

    God I love this woman.

    I volunteer to be the toilet in the dressing room.

  35. John

    Deborah Perez, the daughter of the Zodiac Killer, is an fucking hot MILF! Damn it!

  36. Sweet Petite

    I am short like Kim but not fat like Kim. I think I will buy a butt girdle and participate in the contest.

  37. Tinner

    Is it that wrong of me to want to sex this woman up?

  38. Tyrone

    37

    No because I have a fat fetish for chicks like Kim too.

  39. Jed

    Kim is boring unless she is shown wearing one of her infamous butt girdles!

  40. Ron

    #30

    If they want to look like Kim then just keep on eating until they get the spread and a fat butt. Put on a lot of make-up and be self absorbed. Also they must own a variety of butt girdles that constantly change their butt size and shape.

  41. ___

    Wow there are some really pathetic dumb bitches out there…

  42. AJ

    Jenna Jameson and Kim are the only porn stars I can think of that managed to make it into being a main stream celebrity and have been in magazines such as OK. Kim is the only short stout stature celebrity famous for porn and butt girdles.

  43. STINK

    big ass? Check.
    duh face? Check.
    attention whore? Check.

    Kim!

  44. @34 You guys always fall for “white trash” parts.
    /Fucking stereotypical as hell/

  45. Kevin Marshall

    Kim knows she is only good for men with a fat fetish jerking off to her.

  46. Kevin Marshall

    Kim knows she is only good for men with a fat fetish jerking off to her.

  47. Stewart

    #43

    Modified version:

    Butt girdle to improve big fat saggy ass-Check
    Botox face with heavy make up-Check
    Worthless no talent media whore-Check

  48. E Fudd

    Very nice breastisis in a gypsy kinda way…

  49. YOU PATHETIC BOY BODY WORSHIPING PEOPLE FORGOT THAT YOU LIKED MARLYN MONROE NOT TOO LONG AGO DIDN’T YOU?????

    WELL GO ON MOLESTING WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE BOYS, REALLY, JUST KEEP IT UP.

  50. Jamie's Uterus

    I’d go dressed as a urinal cake, with a fat ass of course.

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