Puck is a great dad

March 29th, 2010 // 38 Comments

By now most of you know that Puck from The Real World was in a DUI accident last week with his 8-year-old son in the car because Puck’s a bad boy who doesn’t play by society’s rules. Particularly that one about doing shots of Jack inside the car. He fucking hates that one. Via The National Enquirer:

“I drank two shots of Jack Daniels in the car,” he admitted, “but I also ate a sandwich.”

I’m not even going to finish the rest of that quote because Jesus Butthole Christ! If you think knocking back shots of Jack behind the wheel in front of your kid is a good idea, I’m pretty sure you’re already plowed and a sandwich isn’t gonna cut it. I mean, it’s nice you thought “Wait, there’s a child in the car. Better get some carbs.” But by that point you’re basically arranging deck chairs on the Titanic – then whipping your kid at the iceberg.

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  1. Que

    Que wonder if hoagie?

  2. Georgeo

    Yawn. Another wannabe bad boy does something dumb. Big news.

  3. Ziggy

    I don’t even know who this lame-o is.

  4. havoc

    He was a moron on The Real World back when. Apparently he still is.

    They’re right. You just can’t fix stupid.

    .

  5. Fai

    Who the fuck is Puck, and why isn’t it legal to label people like this as “Shoot to kill”?

  6. Drink 'n Driver

    My rule is 1 sandwich per 4 shots so I guess in his mind he was kinda being responsible.

    But I agree, only a lame-o would do it in front of his kid. He’s just gonna tell mommy anyways.

  7. e

    is this the best you can do sw? lame sauce.

  8. HackSaw

    Cracker ass cracker

  9. OTP

    Who the fuck is this idiot and why is he relevant to anything?

  10. Crack Dealers of America

    Puck is one dumb fuck, is everybody in NJ retarded?

  11. Pat C.

    The article also reminds us
    “… he was evicted for harassing a gay roommate who was dying from AIDS.”

    What an asshole,

  12. abby

    #10 everyone in Jersey has a whole lot of something, but I don’t think they are extra chromosomes. This guy is a dumb fuck, well put.

    What’s the point in eating the sandwich? Why not just forgo the shots? Puck obviously has some mental problems, if he can find humor in this situation.

  13. markonius maximus

    Steamy Pile of Trash

  14. Mike D

    The only good thing that ever became of the Real World show was the gay guy dying of AIDS.

    Why couldn’t all Real World castmates go that way?

  15. Dugger

    Read the article. His son, gravely injured, crawled out of the car and up an embankment to get help for his Dad who broke his neck. This boy has more character than his Dad ever demonstrated to the world.

  16. Toss his stupid ass in jail

    Puck is an ASSHOLE; a totally reprehensible individual. I hope they toss his ass in jail immediately; he knowingly endangered his kid just because he’s self indulgent & couldn’t care less about anyone but himself; his kid included.

  17. k

    I don’t know what’s more shocking: that someone actually had a child with that douchebag, that she lets him anywhere near the kid, or that this douchebag is actually deemed relevant.

  18. RebelMinion

    Holly crap. Did someone spill their beverage of choice all over the controls of the Way-Back machine? How the hells does this idiot even rate the most casual of mentions?

  19. was it a coke sandwich?

  20. was it a coke sandwich?

  21. was it a coke sandwich?

  22. was it a coke sandwich?

  23. Eastsideodee

    @ 15 good point!
    That said, you need a permit to add a deck onto your house, but any asshat with sperm/eggs and a willing/drunk partner is allowed to reproduce!!!
    What’s wrong with this picture, who’s paying for his kids, the hospital bills??? I’m sure he’s not pulling much bank off of the fact that he’s “that dickweed from that show, you know, that one that aired 20-years ago”!!!

  24. Id

    He was driving a Ford Festiva. Horrified just morphed into hysterical.

  25. zee

    what about jersey? is puck from nj?

  26. mafme

    The worst part is that he reproduced.

  27. I think he is sick and nobody likes him and that’s why everybody abusing him . He is really a moron .

  28. captain america

    sure, WHEN KIDS ARE EXPECTED TO BECOME FAGGOTS THEMSELVES!!

  29. What’s the point in eating the sandwich? Why not just forgo the shots? Puck obviously has some mental problems, if he can find humor in this situation.

  30. Daryl G.

    I’m going to write a comment so that the last person, who is a fucking idiot, who posted is not subject to a lot of scrutiny.

    Yep.

  31. Remember people, you have to get through hardshell Puck before you get to softshell Puck.
    He probably crashed into a telephone pole with his tat’s blazin’, and Alison Stewart was all like, “Whoooa Puck! You kick more ass than anybody ever!”.

    Besides, I heard he’s engaged to Sandra Bollocks.

    Also, if you eat fat with alcohol, it should slow down the absorption.
    That’s just so you don’t piss on the dinner table or jump out a window naked though. You still shouldn’t drive.

    I always wanted the S.F. roommates to throw him off the roof headfirst anyway.

  32. The worst part is that he reproduced.

  33. was it a coke sandwich?

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