Ever wanted to get your drunk on without missing out on all that protein needed to keep your body in perfect date raping shape? Let Dr. Guido Buttscratchio here learns you knuckleheads how it’s done. Via RadarOnline:
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is capitalizing on his hard-partying Jersey Shore image by endorsing Devotion Vodka.
“Mike loves it because he says you can keep your body in the best shape possible while being able to party at the same time,” a close friend of The Situation tells RadarOnline.com.
“He just signed with them over the weekend, and he’s really psyched about it.”
Devotion vodka is described on their website as “the first and only vodka using casein [the predominant phosphoprotein that accounts for nearly 20% of proteins in cow milk and cheese] to smooth out the vodka and give it its distinct chardonnay like finish.”
GUIDO #1: Yo, bro, we can’t GTL tonight. We gotta make these boring protein shakes for our muscles.
GUIDO #2: Don’t worry, dawg. Thanks to new Devotion Vodka youse don’t gotta worry no more. It’s got the proteins we needs.
GUIDO #1: Hey, ma, it’s like milk! I’m gonna fuck some whores tonight.
DEVOTION: IT KEEPS YOU ALL RIPS AND SHIT.
Photos: Splash News
Douche.
What are those shoes? I mean, I know that should be the least of my objections, but gawd, they’re hideous.
He’s the man.
wh@ a tw@
I thought “protein vodka” was going to mean this douche likes to get buff dudes drunk on vodka, then suck it out their dick.
Gay tendencies much?
yes, he seems very gay to me. But I’m from the west coast, so he might just be a douche with an illiterate accent.
I was thinking more like he & the other 3 dicks on that show have crazy gay orgies, and then Snookie collects their “stuff” that then goes in the vodka as the “secret ingredient”. (Early mornings are my slowest time of day.)
Funniest bit since the shot of Becks with the “SS Ropecock”!
Wow, talk about gay tendencies. Don’t bring Becks out of your gay fantasies and into this thread, ok butt plunger?
hes trying so hard to pull that snake out of his ass, but to his imminent surprise it’s halfway up his intestines by now =O
This whole blurb was fucking hilarious.
scrathing your ass is cool, just don’t bite yer fingernails!
Dead within 12 months.
Promise?
nope, still going strong
I think it’s literally impossible for there to be more douche in a single photo.
………….SNORING WILL HELP!!
…he looks like his ass AND his breath STINK…..
I wanna bone this dude so bad
LOL
He is NOT a douche. A douche is useful.
Useful as a negative example.
EEEKS!!!!
HA! Ed Hardy pants and everything!
WIN
Well at least he has his Kenny Powers’ kicks!
Protein vodka? That doesn’t sound really tasty to me.
That’s vodka on steroids.
Guido Buttscratchio?… Fuckin HILARIOUS.
Dr. Guido Buttscratchio? Hilarious.
Cecil the turtle head !
gfhfghfghfghfghgf
Wow, he’s really getting all up in thurr.
Is your name Borat by any chance?
typical New Jersey Trash…with the homo tendencies of a west coaster.
I predict that “The Situation” will be President of the United States some day. Because we are that stupid and are apparently becoming stupider by the minute, present party no exception (I’m posting here, aren’t I?).
We can see where he’s pulling his protein from. What a shit bag.
I’d love to break this midgets’ legs.
i will drink that shit. call me a douchette all you want.
mmmm I’d like to use his hard dick to my advantage
now he doesnt have to wack off into his dates Martini glasses anymore…he should rename it Precum Vodka…fag
Who is this greasy fucking loser?
Stupid drink is stupid. Alcohol slows down the absorption of protein. Most hardcore bodybuilders don’t drink.
thats exactly what i was thinking. only an idiot who occasionally lifts a heavy school bag will think hes getting anything out of this. tools….
gahhh he is so unattractive in every way possible.
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damn that rich bastard :(
hahaha guido buttscratchio…epic!!
He is a bad douche. Is he scratching his ass in that photo?
Everyone who hates him is just jealous like seriously why don’t u get a life instead of sitting in on ur fat female-avoiding arses and blogging all day on how much u HAAATE the situation. Everyone that hates him is just plain sad.