Priscilla Presley got what she paid for – in the face

March 26th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Priscilla Presley’s face has left many plastic surgeons scratching their heads and saying “Wow, what a fucking idiot.” Priscilla was the target of a scam artist a few years back who charged women $300 – $500 for a supposed miracle facial injection. But instead of being high-powered Botox it was commercial grade lubricant used for automobiles. The NY Daily News spoke to a professional dermatologist for her assessment of just how hard Priscilla, who’s currently seen on Dancing With The Stars, was beaten with an ugly stick:

“Watching the show, you can see that a whole group of things has gone wrong,” Narins told us. “There is no movement at all in her face, no expression. No expert in Botox would leave you like that.
“Her chin is too masculine and wide. It’s too big of an implant. It looks manly. Her eyes are smaller. It looks like someone used too much filler around them.
“Her mouth is uneven. It’s almost like a Bell’s palsy on one side, as if there’s been nerve damage.”

Jeez, lady, that’s a bit harsh. Sure, Priscilla is loaded with Elvis money and could’ve got the best work in the world, but you still have to be diplomatic. You could’ve said her chin is “handsomely rugged” while the rest of her face says “Yeah, I’ve had a stroke. Let’s get naked. Yes, I’m talking to you. Oh, no, you gotta go by the left eye.” It’s called tact. You might want to try it someday. Some people, I dunno…

Photos: Splash News

  1. Jrz

    Lube face.

  2. insecthero

    Wow, how stupid can women get? She had no need whatsoever for facial surgery or treatment of any kind, now look what happened!

  3. The King

    I’d still hit that.

  4. Guy

    She can sort of smirk

  5. combustion8

    stupid bitch

  6. bb

    Any one of you dumb bastards would still fuck her face!

  7. Jumpin_J

    Remember when she was kinda attractive like in the Naked Gun movies?Yikes! And to think these photos were taken WITH make-up. Hide the children. Actually never mind. Now I’m going to have nightmares for days. Screw you, Priscilla.

  8. D. Richards (Father.)

    Agh, the spoils of your dead ex-husbands fortune.

    I musy say, Priscilla looks good for an eighty year old woman. Nary a blemish.

    #6 — I’d fuck on her face. Presley’s swollen lips tonguing my ass. Yeeow!

  9. shanipie

    Oh Come On People…

    She does not look that bad. I mean yea, you can tell she got some work done that wasn’t total quality. Fine. But I mean Damn yall…she’s like what in her 60′s? She looks fucking great for that age. If you saw her on the street you’d think she was a hot GILF (grandma I’d like to Fuck).

    Give her a break.

  10. Facial expressions are for suckers. Keepem guessing, that’s what I always say..

  11. Mike

    Damn, Michael Jackson sure looks like a freak now.

  12. Gia

    It is sad how people are use to seeing cosmetic surgery on celebrities that they cannot tell it looks bad. Pricilla looks like she had a lot of work done and she has no facial expression; creepy.

  13. She’d make an awesome ventriloquist.

  14. sherry

    does she have to change her oil every so often or what

  15. LL

    I don’t even think she looks so bad in the face, I think what’s really heinous is her ugly-ass hair. It’s one of the worst dye jobs I’ve ever seen. She has so goddam much money and she can’t do better than that? It looks like she did it in a hurry in a truckstop bathroom to try to elude capture by the police. Plus, nobody, but especially older chicks, looks good with a solid blob of really dark, extreme color on their head. Not flattering at all. Hair is supposed to be different colors. And it needs a trim.

    Priscilla, go to a hair stylist who doesn’t hate you and get that shit fixed.

  16. bigSteamyone


  17. jesse

    These pictures actually do her some justice. She looks downright fuckin creepy on dancing with the stars. I feel like she’s taking my soul when I look at her.

  18. #15 Haha!!! I was thinking the exact same thing. Although I skimmed the last line and at first thought it said “who doesn’t hate you and who isn’t shit faced”..

  19. Quinn

    Damn it, i keep forgetting not to come on this site while eating lunch.
    throwing my plate in the trash now.

  20. momo

    bah !
    she looks fine

  21. fergernauster

    Admittedly, her face could be much, much worse, a la Joan Rivers, Jennifer Gray, that damned scary cat-woman thingie, and about a dozen other plastic-surgified female freaks of Hollywood.

    But the hair. The HAIR. It is bad, no? Where it’s entirely gray (in the very front), it’s pure cinnamon-red, then it goes to jet, flat black. VERY unbecoming. If she lightened up and chucked some subtle high/low lights in there, she’d look far better… but how can we expect her to understand such things? She is a $cientologist.


  22. Nathan Sprinkle

    hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahh what twat

  23. She’s smiling on the inside.

    (P.S. Your feed is still busted.)

  24. Ash

    Is it bad that she reminds me of my dead uncle… who may or may not have been a transexual….

  25. boo

    She doesn’t look too bad in these pics, but when she is on DWTS, she looks so expressionless and swollen, I thought she was either stoned or retarded.

  26. Ron

    They should make one of those 3-Hole Love sex dolls in a Priscilla model. For realism, melt the face a little bit.

  27. Sue

    Do yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu belieeeeeeeeeve in life after love?

  28. BunnyButt

    I’d say Elvis is spinning in his grave, but we all know he isn’t really dead, don’t we?

  29. rosa parx

    my labia is swollen. I told my b’friend not to work it too hard down there. why don’t guys know better?

  30. Sabalon

    Damn…62? I had to check to make sure I wasn’t getting her and Lisa Marie confused. Still. 8 pictures and all of them have her looking like something from Madame Tousads Wax Museum. That’s just scary.

  31. SassyGirl

    She looks great for her age.

  32. SassyGirl

    She looks great for her age.

  33. Champ

    Why cant these losers just age normally, gracefully.
    10 years after their death you will find a pile of ashes, 2 fake tits, a chin and some lips. Pretty fucked up, man.

  34. Louis Sikes

    Looks just like her dad, Elvis.


  35. Trover

    She is starting to look like Michael Jackson. Wonder if they share the same surgeon.

  36. Sarah

    So, because she did what millions of women do every year–trying to find a perfect miracle drug that will keep them beautiful–she deserves what happened to her? Is that the theme here? Some lunatic injected her with something that could have killed her, and everyone thinks she’s an idiot?

    What’s idiotic is that she’s brave, she comes out in public, and people don’t see her for someone that went through something awful; rather, they see her as a joke.

    For once, I’d love to see an article on here about a woman that isn’t perfect, but she actually comes out and still tries. I would have hidden in my house for the rest of my life if I were her. She looks great for what happened to her.

    I’m just disappointed. It feels like this blog is starting to cater to all the idiots that make comments about “fucking that twat’s face” and such.

  37. Ian

    Looks like that episode of Nip/Tuck, with the “Bobotox”.

  38. My bad . . .

    but I thought The Superficial was ALWAYS a place one could come to ridicule celebrities. I must have missed the Stuart Smalley phase of this site. (On a side note: If someone is superficial and desperate enough to think that they have the power to turn back the hands of time and stay forever young, then that’s on them. That’s the price of being vain. Cross reference Tara Reid for further evidence. I’ll save my pity for starving children, injured vets and abandoned puppies shivering in the rain.)

  39. sarah 36

    it’s women like Sarah #36 that really give me pause and make me wonder if women really are, on the whole, less intelligent than men.

  40. Klaatu

    Bet she’s great at poker

  41. miggs

    Sarah I can smell your pussy.

  42. SnakeOilMan

    Hey Sarah #36: The world is full of crooks, and they prey on foolish people (or otherwise intelligent ones who have a momentary lapse in judgement.) You get burned by one, a big chunk of it is your fault for falling for it.

  43. Donkey Punch

    Considering Scientology is supposed to make you smarter than normal mortals she is one dumb *$&# for letting someone inject her with auto silicon.

    Didn’t L. Ron Hubbard have a chapter on this sort of thing?

    Stupid scientologists.

  44. ixz

    She was stunning when she was younger… I don’t really dig the whole ‘my face is a fake silicone piece of shit’ look to be honest.

  45. Sara

    I admit I don’t like what they’ve done with her mouth. But she is 60 something, she is pretty for someone her age.

  46. EuroNeckPain

    How sad. She was a beautiful woman and she would have become a beautiful senior if she had not chosen to butcher her face.

    Who prefers this walking corpse look, over a charming 63 year-old graceful woman with natural wrinkles ?
    Who is the damn idiot who decided that wrinkles are ugly ?
    Why do so many people believe it, despite the evidence ?

    This is totally crazy.

  47. anniem

    People this stupid deserve exactly what they get — her face reminds me of what Michael Jackson has done to his…

  48. Racer X

    If I had to fuck a woman her age it would be her.

    /she looks good for her age

  49. EuroNeckPain

    AND she is NOT rich. She has tons of cash but she is a beggar !!!

    Look at her. She is ready to do anything to herself to get other people’s admiration (or at least she thinks). Including injecting toxic subtances, cutting her skin and streching it, inserting pieces of junk in her body, spending hours of her life in a hospital room, suffering until the scars and bruises heal. No rest for her old body. She looks like an embalmed person.

  50. alex

    15, ummm no hair isnt supposed to be lots of different colors. although i don’t like this particular shade, i happen to prefer the look of “a solid blob of really dark, extreme color” to played out blond hair and highlights, which no one over the age of 16 can pull off (although im sure they think they do)

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