Prince reportedly publicly humiliated Paris Hilton when he invited her on stage with him at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.
As a “delighted” Hilton obliged, Prince, 48, handed her the mic and told the audience, “Let’s see if she can really sing,” says the witness. Hilton stormed offstage – and left the club two songs later.
Paris Hilton released a fucking music album so asking her to sing shouldn’t be such a big deal. It’s not like Prince invited her on stage and asked her to do a backflip through a hoop of fire.
Comment Police | April 26, 2007 at 1:35 pm
RIP First!
Plastic Sturgeon | April 26, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I now love Prince even more than before.
MargeAggedon | April 26, 2007 at 1:38 pm
You mean “Prince is the Latest to Humiliate Paris Hilton”
or perhaps
“Prince Humiliates Paris Hilton, saves her the trouble of doing it herself” … again.
whoneedsenemies | April 26, 2007 at 1:38 pm
What a whore… who wears their lingerie out in public? Oh, a talentlessherpeswhore.
meee | April 26, 2007 at 1:38 pm
what bitch! geez
p-britty | April 26, 2007 at 1:39 pm
WOW! How would it feel to be pwned by a has been when you are a never was??? hahahah!!
amaritimer | April 26, 2007 at 1:39 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *big breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*wipes tear* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The only way it could have been better was if I was there to see it!!
Of all of the people in the world, Prince has found someone more pathetic than himself. And then FLAUNTS it!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fifth Stooge | April 26, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Prince should be annoinated for sainthood.
Fifth Stooge | April 26, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Or
Prince should be anointed for sainthood.
p-britty | April 26, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Damnit! I bet this all happened this last weekend – I was in Vegas – I COULD HAVE SEEN IT!!!!
polypam | April 26, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Prince is now officially The King.
Dr. LikeyLikey | April 26, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I’d still love to bust a nut into her wonky eye.
Fifth Stooge | April 26, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Tick tock, tick tock…
Your 15 minutes are fleeting Paris.
D'arcy | April 26, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Damn it, I wanna see her do a backflip through a hoop of fire like some kind of super guinea pig. :(
Bern | April 26, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I’m actually just amazed that she was even capable of being humiliated — I would have thought she would have laughed, taken a sperm-flavored Jello shot and tried to crowd surf …
Kim | April 26, 2007 at 1:55 pm
She has the biggest feet I have ever seen! I didn’t know they made designer shoes in size 14.
mrlithium | April 26, 2007 at 2:00 pm
this bitch has the grossest feet.
bribear__x3 | April 26, 2007 at 2:01 pm
awwie,
poor paris.
:’[
lambman | April 26, 2007 at 2:04 pm
This is just plain hilarious. I’m from Minneapolis and we love our Prince!
gmaninjapan | April 26, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Yes, but who is the chick with all the tattoos walking behind Paris and then sitting behind her in the car? Or is that Prince?
monkeyrotica | April 26, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Wonky eye in full effect BOYEEEEE!
Damn, that first pic looks like she’s had a stroke.
crewmancross | April 26, 2007 at 2:05 pm
She forgot to pump her breasts before these pictures were taken :(
F-Sucker | April 26, 2007 at 2:06 pm
$10 says he still shagged her backstage. And all her friends.
Then played B-ball with Charlie Murphy, then made him some pancakes.
Lowlands | April 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm
It’s good Paris didn’t sing because otherwise the building would collapse.Maybe she’s aware of that possible danger.
FRIST!!! | April 26, 2007 at 2:12 pm
#1, you couldn’t resist, could you???
I’ve always like Prince. Since I was 13!!! Purple Rain, Purple Rain….I’m from Minneapolis too.
But I did stop listening to his music before the nineties, still like him for the memories, but now I love him for making a bigger fool out of Paris.
Why do I care, you ask?
I don’t really….
XeoRad | April 26, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Didn’t you know? The tattoo’d thing is actually Paris’ long-lost tranny brother. She sleeps with him/it/(insert other non-gender-specific label).
Badmofo210 | April 26, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Why can’t girls with really nice tits, and actually attractive wear lingerie in public? ***sigh**
Tha-Flash | April 26, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Haha awesome.
LilRach | April 26, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Jeeez, look at her feet! All bony and shit!
Yeah who is that chick with the tats? Looks like one of Amy Winehouses friends.
Jimbo ? | April 26, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Where did her tits go? I am so confused. I think she is one of many androids. That is why you see her in 15 places at once. The perky nipples look nice. It must be on of those cold Southern California nights
cm | April 26, 2007 at 2:23 pm
ROFL!! Good for Prince. Show that publicity whore that talent in singing is better than talent in, well, being loose. Looks like she wore her hooker intimate wear to the event instead of getting dressed like classy people, lol.
iburl | April 26, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Prince is a singer and musician of the highest caliber. He is an artist who has contributed over and over to the world. Paris is raw ego on legs with ZERO talent, ability, or contributions to the world, she is even bad at sex from what I have seen. Prince let her off EASY.
Poroleishon | April 26, 2007 at 2:32 pm
She can
BloodCountess77 | April 26, 2007 at 2:32 pm
She looks like a greased up pig in these pictures.
Jimbo ? | April 26, 2007 at 2:33 pm
@34 – is that a bad thing?
FRIST!!! | April 26, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Hey Jimbo, I liked your link on the last thread, that was funny
woodhorse | April 26, 2007 at 2:39 pm
OMG Thank you Thank you Fish. You’re Magnificent.
Binky | April 26, 2007 at 2:39 pm
(#19 I’ve always liked Prince as well.I knew some Minneapolis girls who knew him. They said he was a good guy.)
woodhorse | April 26, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Lowlands from Rotterdam goes off to college at Texas A&M, but about 1/3 of the
way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money
his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his father.
“Father,” he says, “you cannot be believing the wonders that modern education has
coming up with! They actually having a program here at Texas A&M that
will teach our dog Old Blue how to talk!”
“That’s absolutely amazing,” his father says. “How do I get him in that
program?”
“Just send be sending the dog, yah, and with $1,000″ Lowlands says. “I’ll get him putting into the
course.”
So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the
semester, the money runs out. Lowlands calls his father again.
“So how’s Old Blue doing, son,” his father asks.
“Awesome, Father, he’s talking up the storm,” he says, “but you won’t have
believe this – they’ve had such the good results with this program that they’ve
implemented another new one to teaching the animals how to READ!”
“READ,” says his father, “No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in
that program?”
“Just send $2,500, I’ll get him put on the class.”
His father sends the money.
Lowlands now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find
out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
“Where’s Old Blue? I just can’t wait to see him talk and read something!”
angryinch | April 26, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Those aren’t human feet. They are part chicken, part lizard.
Rachel | April 26, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Prince officially stepped up one level of respect with me. Awesome job, shorty.
woodhorse | April 26, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I vote for #8 or #9
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I don’t know which is funnier … the actual story or #3′s modified tagline. >^D
I hate how she can just piss away $125 like that (can you believe that tickets to see Prince in Vegas go for that much?). When does she go broke & have to start doing gang-bang porn to feed her coke habit?
Jimbo ? | April 26, 2007 at 2:45 pm
You mean this link? That is what I do best
Superfish | April 26, 2007 at 2:46 pm
he could have just done what i would have done. slap her down and piss on her.
woodhorse | April 26, 2007 at 2:50 pm
#45 I would have paid an extra $125 for that.
Jimbo ? | April 26, 2007 at 2:56 pm
I would have joined in. I would love to bitch slap Paris and pee on her
Anexio | April 26, 2007 at 3:00 pm
10 to 1 that skank goes running back to him for some more verbal humiliation and sodomy.
(Fish didn’t say sodomy, I just added that in for dramatic effect and it totally fuckin’ worked. Yoo hoo!)
Lowlands | April 26, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Don’t know why Prince treated Paris like this.He’s almost twice her age and half her lenght.Maybe he’s teasing her because he’s interested in her?
Lowlands | April 26, 2007 at 3:03 pm
#49)Muahahahaha!!That’s a good one!