Prince Harry gets screwed by Drudge Report

February 29th, 2008 // 158 Comments

Matt Drudge broke the news that Prince Harry was currently serving in Afghanistan. Prince Harry was really stoked to be fighting terrorists and thought it would honor his mom’s memory. Well, now he’s getting brought home because of the media coverage. I’m sure Prince Harry can’t wait to thank Matt Drudge with a grenade to the nuts. The AP reports:

He was originally due to return to Britain within weeks, but “the situation has now clearly changed,” the statement said. The decision was based on concerns that worldwide media coverage of Harry in Afghanistan could put him and his comrades at increased risk.
The ministry asked the media not to speculate on Harry’s location — or how and when he would return — until he was back in Britain.

I’m not even going to get political because this site is all about boobs and my wang firing laser beams. *ZAP* Take that, empty soda can on Frank the intern’s head! Anyway, I think it’s pretty cool that a celebrity wanted to actually put his life on the line and be a soldier. I’d like to see more of them take that initiative. In fact, the government should form a special platoon consisting of Criss Angel, Ashton Kutcher, Milo Ventimiglia (Don’t worry. I’ll keep an eye on Hayden.), Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Their mission: I could care less as long they test land mines with their faces. Watch out, Al Qaeda, the Dipshit Brigade is on the prowl!

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  1. Orange USA

    As for accusing the British Royal Family of being parasites…you are scum ! and I would love to take you and beat the living crap out of you then just shoot you – scum hole ! – At least the British Royal family actually participate in their military….can’t remember any of the scum sucking IRA loving Kennedy’s doing such for the USA.

    Listen here, you lot tried to have our prince murdered by The same scum you hate, Al Quaeda. You release details which could not only kill Prince Harry himself but hundreds of British Troops in Afghanistan. This was an intentional ply by the USA media to have another Royal killed. Shame on you…USA Media….what you have done is sympathize with terrorism, something that you have perfected over the years! JFK deserved what he got and you lot sympathize what happened more than what he and his family have stood for …TERRORISM…again as Britain is loyal to Freedom…American media yet again betrays our Royal Family who at least had the balls to be there more than I can say for all of the senate and congess’s son’s and duaghters ! .
    The American Media promoted Gerry Adams and Martin McGuiness to goverment !…My vote is with Osama…at least he’s honest more than I can ever say for a Democrat or any Kennedy……SCUM SUCKERS ! – Should be ashamed to call themselves American.
    GOD BLESS AND SAVE AMERICA……GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

  2. JimmyL

    Drudge rocks – the world has a right to know where Prince Harry is at all times. Harry isn’t allowed to have a life of his own. Period.

    If you’re a Drudge fan: drudgetracker.com

  3. bibi

    Prince Harry please marries to me my baby I love you

  4. bibi

    Prince Harry please marries to me my baby I love you

  5. bibi

    Prince Harry please marries to me my baby I love you

  6. Lol.. nice one – love the dipshit brigade line!

  7. kumasi

    Druge broke the story. Great for INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING. Since mister obmama has ursurped office there has BEEN NO IN DEPTH COVERAGE OF HIM, HIS BLUNDERS, HIS CZARS, AND HIS KENYAN CITIZENSHIP. After all true investigative reporting pretty much was dead even on Clinton’s disasterous watch. He is a major part of the PROBLEM FOR THE CURRENT RULES OF ENGAGEMENTS THAT KILL OUR TROOPS AT THE EXPENSE of ragheads and enemy combatants in this glorious chapter of American history.

    You Want investigative reporting? Well lets see…….pob Copenhagen summit was an UNorganized DISASTER after alienating the Chinese Premier and many African and S Amer Leaders. But at least he actually was more than a boot licking tar baby to a head of state and that was impressive; well for him it was! Let’s investigate General McCrystal’s request for around 70,000 troops yet after months of delay (trips to Europe to lobby for Ctown!!! and of course HIS NOBEL PRIZE) he gives up a measly 30,000. Not nearly enough to secure convoys and installations much less THE TROOPS THEMSELVES but enough to get killed and maimed for a “diversion” the Mister (or is that de Master) doesnt want to win..

    Mmmm you want still more? Well let’s investigate this. If mister obmama decides to run again in ’12 them let him go thru the VETTING PROCESS ALL OVER AGAIN…..AND STATE BY STATE TOO..do u hear me State Secretaries of State?

    Is that enuf investigative reporting? If not there is pleanty more…..coldest winter on record….alfonze gory claiming the polar ice caps would be GONE IN LESS THAN FIVE YEARS…BUT HE’S BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR ABOUT THREE YEARS…so are they almost gone?

    Oh and another favourite. WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE TERM TO CLIMATE CHANGE? DID ALFONSE GOT DEFENSE ON THE GLOBAL WARMING JOKES?

    Oh my gosh….it rained here in the US last week….then later it was sunny…and now its snowing!!! MY GOSH OH MY GOSH ITS CLIMATTTTEEEEE CHHHAAAANNGGGGGEEEE!

    See what dumbing down the electorate does? I bet you didnt even fininsh your govt’ skwl allotment. Go take your ADD medicine like a good govt boy.

  8. Pay no attention to all these cameras taking pictures of and filming that red-haired, freckle-faced chap over there. He’s nobody special. We’re just doing an exclusive piece on the risk of skin cancer on soldiers on the frontlines. Please don’t blow us up because we’re real good at keeping secrets.

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