Prince Harry’s girlfriend learns the time-honored tradition of royal bikinification

December 30th, 2008 // 66 Comments

These are pics of Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy vacationing on the island of Mauritius. Man, if I were in the royal family, I’d knight my own penis then chivalrously have my way with everything from Big Ben to the Queen of England. I mean, sure, Chelsy is alright, I guess. But does she tell time on top of Parliament or look like my grandmother? Then I bid you “nay.” Sir Cockerton of PantsHugely demands satisfaction! Here here!


  1. wolf5150

    This girl is smokin’ hot. For London, England, The land of few dentists and even fewer tanning beds. And for this royal troll to be scoring that piece of ass
    is a miracle. He didn’t exactly get ALL the good genes that Diana had to offer.
    Isn’t this the kid whose paternity was in question at one time because his mom fucked the butler? He is a military veteran and deserves some quality poontang for his service to his country.(See how I ended that comment on a positive note.)
    P.S. #38-Oxymoron, Good choice of screen names, I partially agree!

  2. Vince Lombardi

    Jesus, he’s already got his dad’s paunch.

  3. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    it is HONOUR not HONOR if you are talking about the English then speak in English, not your totally ruined version thereof. Yes ANOTHER reason to despise and look down about the American person.

  4. Queen Elizabeth II

    Wow, that British military is some setup, eh? How many troops in our own armed forces get to kick it on a beach and fondle your girlfriend while your fellow squad members are on patrol in Iraq? Pretty sweet!

  5. Queen Elizabeth II

    Wow, that British military is some setup, eh? I thought this fucking waste of space was supposed to be on manuvers in Iraq? That chick doesn’t look like any of the local girls over there.

  6. SATAN

    she’s so hot i wanna STEAL HER SOUL

  7. sarah

    lmao some of you ppl are pathetic. who the fuck sits here scrutinizing every little detail of someone else’s pictures just to bash them hahaa get a lifeeee!

  8. gigi

    damn…. Harry’s so f*ing hot….. ginger men all the way

  9. NY Ted

    @30…Yep Lady Diana liked Col. Hewitt’s big penis pleasing her while they would fuck in the Royal stables…while Dumbo Ears was off on some sort of what ever the future King of England does!

    So I guess that eliminates Harry from ever gaining the throne because he is not of the “Royal Bone”…???

  10. fuk

    i wanna see i n199a kick this niggaz ass

  11. jeezma

    i wanna see a n|g9@ kick this n|6g@z aZZ

  12. Chief

    I wanna bang her in the butt

  13. OH MY! Prince Harry, your royal hotness!

  14. Caramel

    Hmmm?

  15. Looking scrumdidleiumptous! She’s begging for a dick bigger than Harry’s. Like mine. I should know, we measured once in boarding school

  16. Do you expect her to wear a crown on a beach? She was just on holidays, we wear bikini when we are on holidays, don’t we?

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