These are pics of Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy vacationing on the island of Mauritius. Man, if I were in the royal family, I’d knight my own penis then chivalrously have my way with everything from Big Ben to the Queen of England. I mean, sure, Chelsy is alright, I guess. But does she tell time on top of Parliament or look like my grandmother? Then I bid you “nay.” Sir Cockerton of PantsHugely demands satisfaction! Here here!
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dawd | December 30, 2008 at 7:47 pm
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mike | December 30, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Penis
andrea | December 30, 2008 at 7:52 pm
DAMN!
PRINCE HARRY!
DAMN!
I’d rather see Prince William than a burnt ginger.
Sam | December 30, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Nice body, but her face is like Miss Piggy.
This Poster | December 30, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on the Prince’s Hairy royal penis and swallows his majestic wine
This Poster | December 30, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Hey guys. Whoops, did I post again? Guess I’ll have to suck on the Prince’s Hairy royal penis. I’ll try not to enjoy it too much. Who am I kidding, I just soaked my pants thinking about it.
woodhorse | December 30, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Prince Harry needs a manbra and his girlfriend needs to remove the tag from her bikini top.
Britsarebest | December 30, 2008 at 8:30 pm
@ 7 – You need to look at yourself you fat septic!
freejose | December 30, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Looking good. Nice job, Harry.
The Crown | December 30, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Glad to see prince fairys fornicating
It's Me Fuckers | December 30, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I’d let him fuck me… knock me up then I’d be set for life just by carrying his bastard child… a plan forms…. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
James | December 30, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Great bod, but I think Sam might be onto something. Maybe it’s just a poor choice in sunglasses, but in pics #6 and #8, the schnozz is not looking so hot.
Doesn’t mean I could do better, but hey, I’m not a prince.
Stalkalina | December 30, 2008 at 8:55 pm
That chick is awfully young for hair loss! Look at her part.. big wide bald space! She should date Wiliam lol
Perpetual_Stiffy | December 30, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Is it me or is that the top of her bush in the last pic? Talk about “Full Growth”
spotted dick | December 30, 2008 at 9:25 pm
his hair is probably what lindsay lohans pubic hairs look like lol
Rachiz | December 30, 2008 at 10:02 pm
K, genius its called a tan line, nobody’s pubes are that white unless they’re a granny! and about her face, what’re you gunna do, shes British.
soahc | December 30, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Looking scrumdidleiumptous! She’s begging for a dick bigger than Harry’s. Like mine. I should know, we measured once in boarding school.
hollywood_hillbilly | December 30, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Keeping up the British end, nice work Harry.
Binky | December 30, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Binky: Hereditary Rule in the 21st century.
These English fox chasers are always good for a few laughs.
But I’ve often wondered if the boys ever had any questions about that White Fiat Uno….
Kinda like Caroline Kennedy. Congress, concluded in the late seventies there was a conspiracy to kill your father CK. Did you and the late John boy ever get the OJ idea of ‘trying to find the ‘real killers’ ?
Maybe you could even sober up Uncle Ted and call him ‘Dick Tracey’ to help pick things up.
CK : No Binky. We’re still rich. No complaints here. Appoint me to Senate NY.
Binky : Oh.
grobpilot | December 30, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Looks like a great pair of tits but, is that tissue paper stuffing peeking out the left side?
Walkere | December 30, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I want her bikini……….harry’s a douche bag
Mika | December 30, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Um… some of those pictures look cut/pasted into each other (see images 5+6), unless Harry is really twice the size of everyone else in the world.
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 30, 2008 at 11:41 pm
The kid inherit everything including that peace of tail,,,what nice work idiot #18
itown | December 31, 2008 at 12:06 am
@22 Those pics def look photoshopped, I don’t know much about photography, but I do know that when something is farther away, it should be smaller…..
gerard Vandenberg | December 31, 2008 at 12:26 am
WELL, I’m honoured to discuss some things here!!
pedantic fucker | December 31, 2008 at 1:36 am
here here?
i think you mean “hear hear”
Britsarebest | December 31, 2008 at 1:43 am
@ 12 She is actually South African!
The Laughing G-D | December 31, 2008 at 2:00 am
@27 That still makes her British
Britsarebest | December 31, 2008 at 2:07 am
What makes her British? That she is from South Africa?
EuroNeckPain | December 31, 2008 at 3:19 am
She is cute. And classy. Nice bikini.
And he looks so much like James Hewitt.
Tlady | December 31, 2008 at 4:22 am
Umm no….she is from Zimbabwe. Her dad is in Mugabes’ pocket. Jus another Zimbo who went to college in South Africa.
Fuzz | December 31, 2008 at 6:31 am
God save the queen.
Oxymoron | December 31, 2008 at 6:56 am
Must say, Ole Chap, mighty fine way to wake up! Nice firm breasts and pale English wench for breakfast. Cheerio.
But, with that said, I don’t quite understand the oxymoronic writers at this site as of late. The phrase ‘chivalrously have my way with everything…’ is quite the oxymoron. Chivalry is “Characterized by consideration and courtesy, especially toward women”. It seems that, not only does this writer have mother issues and teenie weenie complexes, as well as a deep seeded inferiority complex associated with his abnormal use of language as a crutch, he is just not funny as of late…
But, then again, I also read the articles in Hustler every month.
shawk | December 31, 2008 at 7:57 am
Congrats on being nominated for Weblog’s best gossip blog of 2008.
cockfights.tv | December 31, 2008 at 8:19 am
she’s hot, but he could do better.. either way if he’s happy then so be it.
The Truth | December 31, 2008 at 8:39 am
I bet she’s riding his best friend in pic 7.
The Truth | December 31, 2008 at 8:40 am
Sorry meant pic 5.
royals are soulless | December 31, 2008 at 8:51 am
Oh Fish you so funny, or do we have to call you Sir Cockerton of PantsHugely now?
Now on to the superficial breakdown of dis ho’s body.
Face: is fug, miss piggy is correct.
Hair: acceptable for the beach does not look dead, like another busty beach skank.
Body: Pretty damn good, except no waist definition.
Weird stuff: Yes their is always something weird about these skanks (like Katy Perry’s bikini bottom crotch stain, and with this royal whore it’s the appearance of kleenex stuffed into her bikini top, is that a tag or are you just insecure?
royals are soulless | December 31, 2008 at 8:55 am
Correction.
Her hair is thinning and weak, still it doesn’t look like it feels like a toothebrush like Katy Perry’s, but still female pattern balding is almost as nasty as male balding.
Pink | December 31, 2008 at 9:08 am
You sure thats a tag on her bikini top….TOILET PAPER!!!!!! See she never gets in the water over her hips! Maybe her Prince Charming should get her a real boob job rather than just buying her Charmin!
royals are soulless | December 31, 2008 at 9:10 am
“chivalrously have my way with everything” is part of the joke, because obviously it’s not remotely chivalrous to fuck everything in sight. It’s like saying I am strikingly gorgeous, funny, generous, brilliant, and incredibly humble (which, side fact, is actually true BTW).
Another example: I am a true gentleman because I always order for my date
( “1 salad for the lady”, it’s a cheap ‘meal’ and she was looking a little tubby anyway, see I care about HER needs). Also I am extremely chivalrous because I always hold the door open for a girl when I kick her out of my apartment after sex.
Alex | December 31, 2008 at 9:16 am
Yup.. piggy looking, I would deffo get rid of her and take her place in a heart bit.
My Review of the Muppets Go To The Beach | December 31, 2008 at 9:25 am
My Review Of the muppets go to the beach:
These muppet specials just keep getting cheaper and cheaper. The muppets go to the beach was a terrible disappointment. Since the loss of Henson they just don’t have that same magic. The guest stars just aren’t working. Maybe if they could have at least gotten Prince William it would have been a little more enjoyable, but we had to deal with his hapless, less atttractive younger brother who really doesn’t sing or dance very well, his rendition of Calfornia Girl was just horrid and I am still trying to figure out why he did it in a full nazi soldier uniform.
Now Miss Piggy was the highlight, which isn’t saying much. She looks a little ruff these days, wear and tear seem to be getting to her and it was hard to not be distracted by the obvious stuffing falling out of her bikini top. She looks trimmer than she has in previous muppet movies, but her hair looks a little worn and thin, perhaps kermit tugs on it a little too hard these days when he’s giving her the old green salute (that reptilian viagra can make a frog a little crazy in the sac I hear). Speaking of the green Tom Cruise, where was kermit? Another example of how cheap these specials have gotten as of late.
My rating:
Two limp dicks (or to be politically correct two nipples pointing south, you feminists should appreciate that), sorry folks, but this one just isn’t worth the time.
Jen | December 31, 2008 at 9:26 am
OMFG at #27. FAIL. Quick Geography lesson:
NO.
CakeSniffer | December 31, 2008 at 9:53 am
Face definitely looks bent in these pix – obviously a subject for further research.
CakeSniffer | December 31, 2008 at 9:53 am
Face definitely looks bent in these pix – obviously a subject for further research.
Chelsea is fugs click here | December 31, 2008 at 10:52 am
For those of you thinking her face is fugs you are 100% correct. Click my name and check these links. Yowzaa that ain’t pretty. Jesus man for a prince he sure isn’t taking advantage of his options, don’t stupid hot bitches love fairytale romance shit like that aren’t they always wearing I’m a princess t-0-shirts and shit, so clearly they would give it all up to date a prince, even the fulgier younger one who isn’t inline for the thrown. Pince William has been dating the same girl for like 6 years and Harry has been dating this chick for like4 years I mean really what is that about. Have a little fun first, but I guess the way these royals do it, is they commit at a young age and then have buttloads of mistresses, butt ugly ones, but what can you do. these men just don’t know how to enjoy their options.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/ChelsyDavyDD_468x845.jpg
Mike | December 31, 2008 at 10:59 am
A female Elton John
Randal | December 31, 2008 at 11:13 am
@38, 39, 41 – royals are soulless
Fish, is that you? You don’t have to explain your dry humor to us. It is beautiful and appropriate without being ugly and harsh. A fine mix of your intense intellect and your dashing manliness.
I look forward to a spanking good 2009, pray you win the Weblog award and if you ever need a place to put that knighted penis, I will surely bend over for you.
Your friend,
Randal
Ginch | December 31, 2008 at 11:15 am
Face is really bad, She looks like a dude.
Tight body though. Stroking now.