Prince Charles led an awards ceremony honoring some troops in London today. And judging from the picture, it’s the exact same awards ceremony I hold every night in my bedroom. And the award for Sexiest Lover goes to…you. Rowr!
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venus | July 11, 2007 at 6:46 pm
wow! i always thought he had a predilection towards frottage…i just never imagined he was out about it!! blimey!
g-unit | July 11, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Those are some saggy-ass titties
Haywood Jablome | July 11, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Third.
And don’t be disrespecting no Prince. Bitch.
Gerald Tarrant | July 11, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Bloody hell, her tits are nearly as big as his ears. If I was linked to Camilla, I would fuck the hole in a donut first.
gossipmonger | July 11, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Hahahahahahaha!!
superbee | July 11, 2007 at 7:24 pm
BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!
Mearl | July 11, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Wow this is a nothing item. If you have to fill space show some no named actress in a bikini. This worse than that dog face bai dong (whatever her name is).
Seduction | July 11, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Nicely done sir!
Big Mama | July 11, 2007 at 7:34 pm
He’s bald; his son is bald; his father is bald. If they didn’t have so much money, no one would look at any of them twice. I’m sure this bird wants to kick him in the balls for this.
joflo | July 11, 2007 at 7:37 pm
that was boring with an extra helping of lame sauce.
photos like this are dumb because he could have been telling a story and making funny hand gestures.
“no! seriously! the lobster was this big! and harry ate the whole thing!”
penni | July 11, 2007 at 7:39 pm
she looks quite happy
George | July 11, 2007 at 7:55 pm
He looks like Mr. Potato Head to me.
diana | July 11, 2007 at 8:01 pm
The royals barred Dody Fayed from living in London they hated him so much, then Princess Di starts humping the enemy? The royals put a hit on Diana and the boys lost there mother over greedy, ego crap. Nice
melladior | July 11, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Honk.
michelle | July 11, 2007 at 8:25 pm
HAHAHA, great catch of the photo at that point! the girls face looks entirely delighted about it all.
krazihottkelli | July 11, 2007 at 8:55 pm
ok, thiz mutherfucker iz right
up there with O.fuckin J. in my
book…I hate him zo much…He lookz
like hiz parentz would be apez, and
I’m talkin the fuckin ugliest onez..
I hate him what he did to my Diana,
and he haz the nerve to marry that old
Cruella fuckin DeVille bitch from hell.
Yea, I’ll bet zhe zucked hiz azz and ballz
and dick zo fuckin dry, he juzt couldn’t
ztand it.. that fucker..itz hiz fault Diana
iz dead and did I zay that I hate him az much
az O.J. ? Fuck, I’m pizzed juzt lookin at
that monkeyfuckersface…
Tortured Soul | July 11, 2007 at 9:01 pm
#16: “your diana?”
and why do you spell like a freak?
X Marx Da Spot | July 11, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Isn’t that Madonna?
krazihottkelli | July 11, 2007 at 9:07 pm
#17/ go fuck the monkey, bitch..
your the only freak on here, keep
your fuckin England azz on their
sitez, bitch..and yez, zhe waz my
Diana fucker..Americanz loved her
more than the Englizh did or they
wouldn’t of stood behind the monkey
when he married Cruella DeVille…
Can’t fuckin believe how you people
acted like that married to her waz
juzt fucking fine, coz it wazn’t, bitch.
Tortured Soul | July 11, 2007 at 9:10 pm
#19 — anger issues?
I am not a bitch or a freak, nor am I British. However, you must be some psycho lunatic going off on me like that. Perhaps you are secretly in love with the prince, huh?
Tortured Soul | July 11, 2007 at 9:12 pm
You both would have babies with big ears who didn’t know how to use the “s” key.
krazihottkelli | July 11, 2007 at 9:21 pm
that fucker iz not a prince..
prince of darknezz, maybe…
and if he were the lazt ape
in the world,,,I wouldn’t have
him…grozzezt baztard fuck
ever…I feel for Dianaz boyz…
they lozt the wrong parent…
thatz for fuckin zure…
fuck your sssssssssssssssssssssss, bitch.
LAME | July 11, 2007 at 9:23 pm
this is retarded. and not funny. or clever. i remember when this site use to be funny
hardshit | July 11, 2007 at 9:29 pm
this site was never funny. it’s suppose to be mean. what about mean, don’t you people understand?
LASTANGELMAN | July 11, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Show me a picture of him fondling her frontage like Scarlet Johanssen and maybe , just maybe I’ll get worked up enough to be creeped out.
Tres Yawn!
charlesincharge | July 11, 2007 at 9:53 pm
I am in control of all of the dicks in my country. That’s why my name is Charlesincharge. I suck 10 to 58 dicks a night and I also teach little boys how to suck dick. I only pretend to like girls, because they all suck my dick. My life is grand and it’s nice to be prince of the palace.
Durf | July 11, 2007 at 10:35 pm
It’s good to be the Ki…err…Prince!
wanky | July 11, 2007 at 11:07 pm
the company slut!
Lahlua | July 12, 2007 at 12:27 am
cute girl.
nme | July 12, 2007 at 1:21 am
that is one funny ass picture!
Your Diana | July 12, 2007 at 2:02 am
why do u type with all z’s instead of s’s?? it only makes u look like an uneducated fool.
miss oblivious | July 12, 2007 at 3:24 am
She could practically tuck those suckers under her belt buckle!Then again, Camilla could probably tuck hers into her socks.
Lexoka | July 12, 2007 at 7:35 am
krazihottkelli, are you aware of the existence of the letter S ?
krazihottkelli?????? | July 12, 2007 at 7:49 am
#33=Leoka:
Y do U zuck zo many dickz?
and Y R U fucking everyone
at work? U know that there
R zecret cameraz filming your
every move..dumbfucker
hardshit | July 12, 2007 at 8:17 am
Oh, a fine prince he is, with blue blood and all. His blue blood came from his first cousin twice removed from his dad’s side. I do think that his cousin had sex with a monkey or something from the ape family. His face tells the truth and ears. Monkey face. I’m surprised that anyone married him.
TigerLilly | July 12, 2007 at 8:35 am
I screwed this monkey once when I was in London with Peter Pan. He lied and said he was a prince and when I got back to the states, I gave birth to a chimpaneze that looks exactly like his father. He lives mostly in the trees where the bananas grow.
Some prince, I have to hide my little prince junior from my parents, why isn’t his mom hiding him?
Peter Pan | July 12, 2007 at 9:01 am
One night while playing in London, I snuck into Buckingham Palace and went to the monkey’s room to play. When I was done, I shot a wad in the monkey’s face and I guess you could say that “I shot the monkey.”
pushmybuttons | July 12, 2007 at 9:12 am
Sounds to me like the prince is a regular little whore. I’ll bet he’s gay to. I hear all the men in England are gay.
pocahontas | July 12, 2007 at 9:17 am
I wonder if he throws his shit at people after he takes a shit. Ain’t that what apes do after they shit?
Jimbo | July 12, 2007 at 9:23 am
ok, I’ll admit it. I once , when I was lonely had a boy fling with the prince. He is the cleverest person in bed that I know. He knows things, that my other boyfriends never heard of. He was alot of fun and loves to get his freak on. I’m not telling his secrets to anyone, don’t ask.
Sedution | July 12, 2007 at 9:27 am
Our magazine has many pictures of him dressed in drag. He is the most queerest
of queer’s ever. He loves men and uses women
just for the fun of it. Men are his favorite, though.
jrzmommy | July 12, 2007 at 9:54 am
Is that Madonna?
Jimbo | July 12, 2007 at 10:04 am
he does look like Madonna, good one.
No wonder she moved to England. She wanted
to be close to her real family, apes. I also know first hand that both monkey’s do each other on a daily basis.
AnyTime | July 12, 2007 at 10:07 am
Saggy?!?! Those are some nice, big, round, young titties. And they’re under a jacket for cripes sake so how could anyone really tell. They gotta be large and in charge to push that thick-ass jacket out like that. Diggin’ it.
Even though it’s a pretty plain, dumb photo, it is kind of funny and should be used in a caption contest. “Hon, my wanker is this big!”, or “My you have large funbags m’lady!”, etc. The funniest thing is how she’s the only one smiling while her military mates are keeping straight-faced, by command I’m sure, while PC gives her a pardon.
Tortured Soul | July 12, 2007 at 10:07 am
I love how Kelli writes all her s’s as z’s, then, when anyone dares to mention or ask why she does it, she goes off on the same barrage of stupid insults (you suck dick, you fuck monkeys, etc. etc.).
Kelli, you are an uneducated twat. You not only can’t spell, you have no original ideas. And nice conversation b/w yourself from 35 to 41. You know, we CAN tell they were all posted by you. Well, at least we know you know how to use the “s” key.
Jerseypunk | July 12, 2007 at 10:10 am
Madonna is a ape, just like the bald, gray haired ape in the picture. People in Jersey and New York hate her ass. She’s like that fat Britney Spears, everyone hates her to.
shananai | July 12, 2007 at 10:12 am
yeah…using the Z’s instead of S’s is pretty lame. you should stop.
Mind of Prince Charles...sort of | July 12, 2007 at 10:40 am
Prince Charles:
“Well, im awarding you this honor for your charm and tits…WITS! i ment wits. sorry bout that. yeah, your wits are uh…where was I?”
Girl:
“um…honor sir?”
Prince Charles:
“Oh sure! honor, right. uh, yea. you’re a huge…HUGE asset to the military and uh…”
**trails off while secretly whacking off inside.
Summer Kat | July 12, 2007 at 10:47 am
Nice!
Rusty | July 12, 2007 at 11:01 am
Hilarious! He must be a boob man.