Here’s One Way To Distract From The Royal Nipples
“Ah, yes, racism. Racism will keep the local systems in line. Or at least not looking at my wife’s tits- Wait, is that a smartphone? Dammit! Alright, then, who wants blankets? Warm, soothing to the smell blankets you want to be sure to inhale deeply from. You take’em big breaths.”
Alternate Caption: Gwyneth Paltrow just came.
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