“Ah, yes, racism. Racism will keep the local systems in line. Or at least not looking at my wife’s tits- Wait, is that a smartphone? Dammit! Alright, then, who wants blankets? Warm, soothing to the smell blankets you want to be sure to inhale deeply from. You take’em big breaths.”
Alternate Caption: Gwyneth Paltrow just came.
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The expression of the guy in the foreground says it all.
Going the extra mile to help the prince hide his bald spot.
The guy in front is thinking if fava beans and a nice Chianti would go well with his liver.
Hopefully, once he is through with that he can go on a hunting trip and help drive a threatened species to extinction.
you would think there would be advisers or some sort of royal hangers on that would pull these idiots aside and say something like, “hey, let’s not ride that chair carried by the natives, it’s gonna look funny” or “yeah, not so sure about the nazi halloween costume” or “sure, let’s bring these sluts back to the hotel room, but don’t get too attached, they are ending up buried in shallow holes in the desert by sun up”.
or “just shave it off, you look like a dipshit”
Yeah, but anyone knows that Harry is stupid, and what a fiasco was both events, the Nazi costume and the “StripPoolGame”…
In other hand, only americans can look to this photo of traditional bull…t for tourists and think about racism.
And the guy with an angry expression is that way because he has a lame job, not because of who is in that chair. For that angry guy, the annoyance is related to how many pounds the visitor had, and not about how he looks like…
America is by far the best country in the world, but the about any racial matters the USA is absolutely nonsense…
English is not your first language, is it?
IF the KKK had currency, this would be the picture on every denomination of every bill.
Someone in Tuvalu badly misunderstood the notion of a “Port-A-Potty”.
“Its fun to stay at the YMCA . . .”
Happy Bat Mitzvah Kate Middleton!
In the foreground, there is always a brother saying it all with his eyes…
I was going to say that…
“Yay, I have female slaves! F is for feminism!”
equality comes to Tuvalu!!!
well, equality for the sexes..the races will still be split along the carried and the carrier.
Nice to see all 10,000 citizens showed up for the visit. The 8km worth of roads on the island must have been completely jammed.
So, not a lot of facts-and-demographics fans on the site, I see.
It’s not bad enough that Kate never could have expected that 200 year old technology would be used to reproduce her public display of nudity…but now Poor William is forced to slum with only 8 negros of burden?
It’s getting to the point where being royalty just doesn’t count for anything at all…well anything beyond a life of utter and unrestricted privilege.
I can’t get the theme from Hawaii 5-O out of my head now.
All I hear in my head are the jungle drums…
“Oh Husband, all these dear little natives went to all this trouble just for us.
Indeed.”
“Dance like an Egyptian, Kate! Quite!”
The faces on these men are speaking so very clearly.
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This just looks so bad, really bad. This was a terrible idea.
Americans…everything is racism to Americans. You were one of the last countries in the world to abolish slavery and still think that you are morally superior, somehow. Take some time to learn their customs and maybe you would realize that this is a common courtesy in their country. Christ…a guy can’t even whip his inferiors without people screaming racism in that stupid country.
“And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.” – Steve Martin
Didn’t someone *just* cite that same joke in a post right here on this very site, like, yesterday?
In Tuvalu,
In Tuvalu, “Vaiku Falekaupule” means “Throw Whitey Into Mouth of Big Mountain That Spits Fire.”
Now I understand human ‘sacrifices’…
Okay, Moneefa Shareefa Laqueefa Jack-SON.
Do what you do best– blow a horse.
If you forget your festive hat, they give you a golf umbrella.
GET OFF MY RUG! This is for MY feet only!
These pictures are fucking awesome.
“All right, altogether now: ‘I’ll never be your beast of burden/My back is broad, but it’s a-hurtin’…’ “
“Okay, next question, Kate: where did your husband say was the weirdest place you’d ever gotten the urge to make whoopee?”
IN THE BUTT!
Upon learning how cut off Tuvalu was from the rest of the world, the Duchess of Cambridge eagerly jumped at the chance to be the first to teach the natives the Macarena.
Just when race relations were getting a little too cozy prince William gives us a reminder of just how deeply rooted the hatred actually originates.
Now that they have gone Kardashian – I’m willing to check out the sex tape. Wills|Kate could box-set with Harry. Who knew the Royals were a bunch of fame-whores?
Kate is in a bamboo tent getting fucked by the natives who won the bet.
like a sire
Haku is gonna be pissed.
Nope not racist photo at all….
He’s loving the new Franz Fanon ride at the post-colonial Disney.
Not pictured: the vickers machine gun trained on the natives. Without its protection, the prince would very quickly be diverted towards the giant cooking pot located but a few hundred yards away.
Walk you rich priveliged f***!
ahhhh…………..macarena
“raise da roof”
This is stupid!
Vaiku Fagekapuke is an 18th century ceremomy that requires a prematurely balding yupie in a business suit with yellow teeth and shades to be carried by 7 mocca brothers while seated in a starbucks-styled chair.
This has got to be the most disgusting thing I have seen in the 21st century. Hard working worthwhile black women carrying a lazy as hell white women who has done absolutely nothing to deserve such treatment. Vomit!!!