Prince Hated The Shit Out Of The Kardashians And It Was Magical
“Nobody say the letter ‘K’ or I’mma burn you.”
Just when it seemed like the Prince stories have dried up, Zooey Deschanel went on Conan and recalled the time he had the Kardashians scrubbed from an entire episode of New Girl – WITH FIRE. Entertainment Weekly reports:
New Girl star Zooey Deschanel went on Conan Monday night and recalled how Khloé Kardashian and Kris Jenner came to set for a scene at Prince’s house. “I get there the day Prince is supposed to arrive and I’m studying my lines and one of the PAs comes in and she’s like, ‘I need to take all of the sides, the scripts,’” Deschanel said. “I’m like, ‘What’s going on?’ I walk outside, and she has, like, a bonfire. She’s burning all the scripts and the call sheets.”
Deschanel continued, referring to the episode’s celebrity cameos: “It turns out that someone from Prince’s camp said, ‘Who are the celebrities? I hope it’s not the Kardashians.’” Hence the cautious PA’s decision to burn all evidence that the two reality TV stars were ever there.
“I felt so bad because obviously everyone had gone out of their way to be there on that day,” Deschanel said. “But Prince was running the show, so.”
Not only is this story great because it shits all over Kim Kardashian’s attempt to spin the time Prince kicked her fat ass off stage, but it also proves that Prince was Jesus and humanity murdered him with our drugs, so clearly we’re about to burn for that shit and it couldn’t come fast enough. Have you been watching this election? Prince-dammit.