So Who Wants To See Prince Harry Naked In Vegas?

August 22nd, 2012 // 85 Comments
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“So.. have you noticed my brother going bald and I’m not?”
“I’m not playing strip Angry Birds with you, Harry.”

If you haven’t heard by now, Prince Harry was in Vegas over the weekend and not only got absolutely plastered playing “strip pool” with a bunch of random chicks he invited up to his hotel room, but also posed completely naked for pictures because these seem like good lasses who wouldn’t think of selling these to the papers. You can always trust a woman who’ll get naked at the drop of a hat ’cause you’re rich, me father always said. TMZ reports:

We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite.
Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity.
Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him.
In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well.

The Royal Family is reportedly pissed, and there’s talk of the Queen herself suggesting Harry take an “unfortunate drive” through Paris until someone reminded her they already did that once and it’d probably be a good idea to stop saying that out loud every time she’s mad at someone.

Click Here For Naked Prince Harry (Quasi-SFW)

Photos: Getty, TMZ


  1. what?

    no family jewels

    • Arlene

      The shitty part is there are probably more picks, only the seller won’t sell them before the royal family can make an offer. Fucking cock blocking elitists!

  2. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    “This is how we do it with eachother on lonely nights in the British Army.”

  3. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    “And now you know the meaning of Cockney, lass.”

  4. Pride of the royal family he is.

  5. CrashHell

    “It’s good to be the King.”

  6. lost

    guess it never was a mystery which of the two princes was the good one

  7. Maggie

    “So Who Wants To See Prince Harry Naked In Vegas?”

    I do!

  8. William S

    Once more into her breach, dear friends, once more and cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’

  9. ace11

    Saw the photos

    He’s stark naked with some pretty young thing

    not a crime

  10. Basement Jack

    Kate looks hotter when she’s with the Ginger Prince. They make a better looking couple. The other prince looks like such a snooze.

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    why’s the royal family pissed off about this? they should be thanking their lucky shillings that his swastica-wearing phase has been replaced with a vegas-tramp wearing phase

  12. Cressida

    Granny’s going to kick his naked butt all over the palace.

  13. Frank Burns

    Can we have more Britishy headlines for this story, like “Prince Ginger Completely Starkers!” – it would make it easier to understand for our fellow Superficial fans in Merrie England. Quite proper, m’lord!

  14. lol

    He’s a total muppet, royalty has been killed over less.

  15. Have already seen him nude. Wasn’t that big a deal.


  16. God, so the hell what? Good for him. Hope he had fun. Hope the girls had fun. Hope the one who sold the pics to TMZ is exposed as a money-grubbing bitch.

  17. Cock Dr

    Come to America and party your pale freckled ass off!
    I see nothing bad here, only good times well lubricated by alcohol.
    Prince Harry isn’t the most attractive guy but compared to most UK royalty he’s a supermodel.

  18. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    Any doubts I had regarding the ongoing validity of the monarchy have been allayed–they have actual star buttholes.

  19. USDA Prime McBeef

    Haven’t given a fuck about these assholes since 1776.

  20. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    Hey, So the guy knows how to have a good time…You know his family is going to give him a hard time about this..his country even more so..But he’s just being a young horny human…If any one of us were invited by a bunch of hot chicks to play strip anything..We would be there in a heart beat!…I say “GOOOOOO prince harry!” You da man!

  21. rican

    He’s the one that will save the Monarchy, and the great thing is that he’s not really Prince Charles’ son.

  22. The Royal Penis

    “Do I make your horny baby?”- Prince Powers-Williams.

  23. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    Finally, a naked dude on this site! YES!

  24. poopenshlagen

    “Bear Hug?” Is that what old people are calling it these days?

  25. theoriginal LJ

    Are these early trailers of “Hangover III? Where’s Heather Graham?
    Just woke up, and I’m a bit groggy, sorry.

  26. Roseanne Barr

    This is exactly how I pictured Opie to look like naked.

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    Somehow the star on his asshole is worse than seeing the orifice itself.

  28. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    I choose to believe that Prince Harry is a performance artist, actively making a mockery of monarchy and snubbing his nose at the asinine, antiquated tradition of false importance imparted from a history of bloodshed and greed. I, for one, am a fan. TEAM HARRY!!!

  29. SFRowGuy

    mmm? Can I see Jason Statham naked in my bedroom?

  30. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    what a cheeky cunt he is….

  31. Jack London's sober moment

    wait, he’s naked and the chick is wearing panties. he’s doing strip poker incorrectly.

  32. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    Other countries would pay for such a royal house. The fapponomous Waity-Katie and the Nazi-Masquerade Prince Harry. … Much more audience can’t be reached!

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  34. Jman

    You know the bad thing is he paid for the suite, the booze, and these whores only to be sold out to the highest (lowest) bidder TMZ.

  35. tlmck

    Could these be “leaked” to squelch those gay rumors?

    • Lawl, “gay rumors”. Try getting that started on some less notorious cocksman who isn’t actually in the middle of “bear hugging” someone right in my face here.

      • tlmck

        There are also pics of him hugging guys and licking their nipples. Do a Google search for “prince harry nude”.

  36. He might be getting fired as prince but his new job as Lord of the Party Gingers seems to be going well.

  37. Emmanuel

    Pictures of last nite ended up online my grandma is screwed it’s a blackout blur but he’s pretty sure it ruled and this Friday nite in London He’ll do it all again.

  38. Lord of the Ass Crack

    I want to see more of that sweet asscrack and that beautiful tight pink asshole…spread those pretty cheeks for me Harry Baby!! You just know he’s got flaming red hair in his buttcrack. I’d fuck him so damn hard and deep in that pale, pasty ass…he’d be ready to give up his claim to the throne when I got through with him.

  39. kimmykimkim

    Quasi-SFW? Pssh! Yeah, um, no thanks.

    Dick or GTFO!

  40. Pix

    Can’t imagine his gf will be ok with this.

    • Schmidtler

      wtf is the difference what she likes – there’s a shit ton of other broads waiting in line right behind her.

      • Pix

        The difference is that he’s in a relationship with her. He’s a fucking cunt and I hope she drops his bitchass.

      • Colin

        Aren’t they off again? Again?

      • I think you’re thinking of Chelsy, who’s clearly told him she doesn’t ever want to be a royal. He recently broke up with some Chelsy look-alike society-babe-slash-underwear model named Cressida who constantly looked like she was cranky from not eating. I understand Cressida has recently taken to following Harry’s antics on gossip sites under the pseudonym “Pix”.

  41. Kupac Shaker

    I’d pay good money to never have to see this ginger Chav again.

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    fucking all the same!

  43. vgrly

    I love this guy and his fuck ups.

  44. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    the royal bungus

  45. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    “Now, the Star-Butted Sneetches had buttholes with stars. The Plain-Butted Sneetches had none upon thars.”

  46. Prince Bare-y

    He’s also known as “Diana’s Revenge.”

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  48. I normally love your posts but that comment about an unfortunate drive thru Paris is pretty low

  49. suck it

    weird how HE is now the hotter prince…

  50. Prince Harry Naked Vegas Girls Strip Pool
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    Its 2012. Why is the resolution so crappy?

    • weaselmouse

      Because it was shot a 100 yards away through the peephole of a door and then photo-corrected so it was a right-side-up image…?

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