While Naked Prince Harry won hearts and minds the world over yesterday, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, British person and hottest old broad on that show Lisa Vanderpump was apparently not impressed and saw fit to insult the Royal Ginger Scepter of Small Winkyshire. TMZ reports:
Lisa was out in Beverly Hills earlier today when we asked if she’s seen the pictures — and she must have been living under a rock the last 12 hours … because she hadn’t.
So our camera guy showed them to her on his phone — and Lisa replied, “I need a magnifying glass to see that! Hold on, let me get my glasses.”
Once she got a good look, Lisa handed the phone back in disbelief, saying, “That’s not a ROYAL penis!”
Upon hearing said insult to the crown, her majesty the Queen was quoted as saying, “Where’s that white rabbit with a clock around his neck? He’s late, he’s late, for a very important date,” because that’s honestly how I think Parliament works.
Photos: Getty
Stupid Cunt!
And this is just a blanket statement for every person I’ve seen on this site so far today.
No shit! It’s like Fish either really wants us to do work today or he knows how close I am to committing mass murder and really wants me to go through with it.
you can practice on yourself
If you go through with the mass murder, kimmy, I’m open to conjugal-visit sex. Just putting that out there.
I’ll come along with you on that killing spree. We’ll strike the Kardashians first, then the Lohans and finish up with anyone who’s ever appeared on Teen Mom and Toddlers & Tiaras. After we’re done we’ll allow the polcie to catch up to us and go down in a blaze of glory.
Don, here’s a movie you might like.
I must see that film…
I’ve heard of that movie, but haven’t seen it yet. I’ll check it out as soon as possible.
I wanna kick that dog out of those clothes.
Yes, but how big is Lisa’s penis? That’s the real question here.
I would love to comment on the article or what happened but I all i was thinking was what nice breasts she has.
that and how she hasn’t completely fucked up her face with surgery like most older women in hollywood
Ewwwww! I somehow had expected that Fran Drescher would age better than she did.
I still would. Without hesitation.
every bit. Fran’s 52. Aging just fine, thanks.
Fran is still very fuckable. I have a lot of fantasies to play out with her. Special appearance by Lisa Vanderpump.
She’s on a red carpet, with an ankle biter dressed in doll clothes. She has no grounds to insult ANYONE.
Yeah, because a woman who’s wearing clothing that’s two decades too young for her and brandishing an animated dustmop that she’s put clothing on is totes in touch with what’s legitimately royal and what isn’t.
According to Van Der Pump, Jiggy (the dog) has a severe chronic skin condition called Alopecia X, also known as Black Skin Disease. I think she has at one time or another said that his skin condition is one of the reasons why she dresses him up.
AllI can say is that it’s wonderfully convenient for her. Since all I see is naked rat-dog dick – and I’m damn sure that flash was deliberate – I wonder if Jiggy is neutered, since that often reverses the alopecia. It appears to have worked really well for her husband.
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Boy, that vet sure saw her coming from a mile away. Probably started rubbing his hands together gleefully and saying, “Cha-ching! Cha-ching!”
Old veiny fore-headed irrelevant skank.
Is that an accident of lighting, or does she have some Klingon in her?
No one gives a shit. Next topic.
Thou brigand hast insulted the Royal Sceptre! To the Tower with thee!!!!
I don’t normally advise this, but someone needs to ejaculate rancid semen on her face. I can’t stand that “I am better than you” smirk she has on her face.
I volunteer. But I don’t have any rancid semen. Mine is farm fresh.
and how old is this cunt? too told to be wearing that dress.
I checked, you can’t even see the Royal penis. It is behind a pair of hands, who knows how big or small it is? What the hell is wrong with this moron?
I wanna tit fuck her.
Someone please explain to me how “Vanderpump” is an actual name, not a porn name.
This.
So she wasn’t impressed with his bangers and mash? Get it…..bangers and mash? Anyone?
…….it means cock and balls.
First, how would this vapid H-List celebriwannabe know what a Royal penis looks like? She have little Prince Charles slap her forehead? Secondly, any woman who walks around with a yappy piece of shit ‘rat with long hair’ and clothes it needs therapy. Thirdly, as is the case with most celebrity wannabe’s, she looks good for her age until she opens her mouth, then he cavity laced teeth part and an excruciating yeowl comes flying out trying to form sentances from words and all the while we sit and watch thinking “Shut up and suck Michael Cains penis while making Tea and toast”
Of course that’s not the Royal Penis.
I’m the Royal Penis mofos.
are those pit stains or underboob sweat on the guys shirt?
This is celebrity news? Bye!
I’m assuming she’s the one on the left.
Except the pictures didn’t even show Royal penis. She must have been looking at the self pics she took earlier.
She is just shilling for her forthcoming male enhancement product, the VanderPenisPump.
Are girls too dumb to know a grower from a shower?
“Could be worse,” Lord Barkington thought to himself. “I could be Phoebe Price’s dog.”
Looks better than Lohan – is that a compliment?
Are people still trying to make theis Prince Harry maked pics shit sound like it’s actual news. GTFO with that bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck. Now if it was Kate and Pippa naked, well, now that’s what I call news.
Especially if they both have stars on their arsecracks.
Her comment would make sense, but he actually wasn’t naked lolol..He was covering himself up. Pretty much every single guy out there can cover their flacid junk with 2 hands.
I’d kick her out of bed, for more room on the floor. ;-)
If its all the same with everyone else, I’m going with, “The Clown Prince,” but note this application is copyrighted as of now and I expect a full attribution. Otherwise, feel free to use as you please.
Compared to Giggy’s?
How has no one noticed the wonk in those tits? Time for a repair job, skank.
Wow..lol…based on the downright hostile remarks directed at Lisa, I’m guessing she hit a sore spot with the small penis remark…She should have given that cutie Harry a break though… he could be a “grower” after all…And Fish got it right.. For a geriatric, she”s pretty smokin.
It isn’t the small penis remark that bothered me, or maybe a lot of people on here. It is having a face like that and yet thinking she is in any place good to insult anything and anybody. :))
Men can cover their junk with two hands – that is true. But what this woman should be covering is her face.