Lisa Vanderpump Insulted The Royal Penis

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2012

While Naked Prince Harry won hearts and minds the world over yesterday, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, British person and hottest old broad on that show Lisa Vanderpump was apparently not impressed and saw fit to insult the Royal Ginger Scepter of Small Winkyshire. TMZ reports:

Lisa was out in Beverly Hills earlier today when we asked if she’s seen the pictures — and she must have been living under a rock the last 12 hours … because she hadn’t.
So our camera guy showed them to her on his phone — and Lisa replied, “I need a magnifying glass to see that! Hold on, let me get my glasses.”
Once she got a good look, Lisa handed the phone back in disbelief, saying, “That’s not a ROYAL penis!”

Upon hearing said insult to the crown, her majesty the Queen was quoted as saying, “Where’s that white rabbit with a clock around his neck? He’s late, he’s late, for a very important date,” because that’s honestly how I think Parliament works.

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