We Get It, Holly Madison, You Look Great Pregnant In A Bikini (I’m Still Going To Look At You Though)

October 25th, 2012 // 31 Comments

Here’s Holly Madison continuing to showcase how awesome she looks pregnant (Yoga, ladies. yoga.) because the father of her baby is currently on trial for bribery and embezzlement, so it’s important to let other dudes know she’s totally going to bounce back from this kid business. In fact, it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to also tattoo a map of where all the stolen money is on her back just so they know she’s not a gold-digger. Anymore.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Holly Madison Pregnant Bikini
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    So she’s how far along, about 14 hours ?

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    why is she wearing a tablecloth as a bathing suit?

  3. mrsmass

    let’s see her in the 8-9 month stretch.

    do celebrity pregnant chicks always touch their stomach so us common folk don’t mistake them for having a gut?

  4. Shoebacca

    Mayo Clinic states that “pregnant women must limit time in the hot tub to less than 10 minutes.” Can you imagine the diseases, germs, mold, feces, general bacteria, old man balls and dent-u-cream living in THAT hot tub??

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    Buddy The Elf
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    How is it possible to live in VEGAS and be that white?

    • oh Lawwwd

      Better than having that lovely fake orange glow, akin to a pumpkin’s color. Maybe she’s using her brain and knows that being in the sun too much gives one wrinkles.

      Why are men such morons?

  6. Holly Madison Pregnant Bikini
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    In the past month she has gained a little weight but her belly has not gotten any bigger. Is this skank so desperate for a baby she has convinced herself that she is pregnant when all evidence proves different?

  7. If only her mom had spent a bunch of time in a hot tub when SHE was pregnant, maybe we could have all been spared this bs!

  8. Holly Madison Pregnant Bikini
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    Looks about how I look after I eat at Chipotle.

  9. DeucePickle is 100% accurate! Did John Doe just fuck her last night and said “Whoops no condom, See Ya(wink)! ”

  10. Crissy

    She is a really sick bastard!!! Her level of narcissism is way beyond most celebrities. Seriously, cant she at least wait until her fucking belly is REALLY showing to take pregnancy pictures? Like we really need a weekly update of her stupid pregnant belly. FUCKING SKANK!

  11. The Royal Penis

    How long till Seth Macfarlane hits it?

  12. Jack Ketch

    Did you ever see her before her plastic surgery ? Ugh. And why a full face of make-up, including fake eyelashes (lol) for a fucking hot-tub ??

  13. anonym

    damn. Before her plastic surgery, Holly Madison looked like an uglier version of Gwen Stefani.

    Well, no hiding that shit now. Your baby will have your pre-surgery facial features.

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    Clearly she doesn’t know its unhealthy to submerge the fetus in 104-degree water. Way to go, Holly.

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  16. Mary Feeney

    Great, a woman who became a “celebrity” by prostituting herself to a rich old man will soon be raising a child.

  17. What an idiot

    5 years from now: “Mommy, why are you naked with your legs spread, bending over in this magazine?”

  18. Mama Pinkus

    laughable, the way an attention whore draws attention to anything

  19. lawn

    She had better not breast feed — it’s not a good idea for babby to suck on plastic objects.

  20. Glado

    If that’s a hot tub and she “is” pregnant she’s an idiot.

  21. justSayin

    She’s baking a new bastard, how nice!

  22. Anonymous

    Too bad her boyfriend will be going to prison.

  23. oh Lawwwd

    What idiot wrote this article? (“yoga ladies, yoga”??). You can tell it was a guy… who’s so fucking stupid it never occurred to him that she’ll start looking ‘imperfect’ later in the pregnancy. Right now it’s too early to be ‘out of shape’, dumb fuck.

    Stretch marks, guys, stretch marks. Plastic surgery guys, plastic surgery. :/

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