Beyonce Wore This And Other News

September 22nd, 2011 // 15 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Just follow Miranda Kerr‘s lead, Bey, and all will be well. [Popoholic]

- Hugh Jackman broke a wrestler’s jaw (this is not true at all) during a publicity stunt for his movie about boxing robots. [Huffington Post]

- LeAnn Rimes thinks this fat bitch could really work on the abs some more. [Dlisted]

- Kate Winslet has been “handsomely” rewarded for rescuing Richard Branson‘s mother. Zing! Be sure to tip your waitress. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Cameron knows that attempted genocide is exactly the kind of thing that makes for a great Disney attraction. [FilmDrunk]

- Monika Pietrasinska: You don’t know her, but you should. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian‘s gunt is starting to balance out her ass. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Brad Pitt still has nightmares of the testicular cryo-prison that was his marriage to Jennifer Aniston is what I think he’s desperately trying to say. [TooFab]

- Is there a correlation between red hair and large breasts? You decide. [theCHIVE]

- Chris Brown missed that Rihanna didn’t mean “on the end of a fist.” [Bossip]

- And here are some more bikini pics of her for the sake of gravitas. [IDLYITW]

- Evangeline Lilly fears the nerd-wrath over her Hobbit role. [Ed. Note - I read this as "Hobbit hole" because I'm 11. - SW] [Starpulse]

- So here’s Jo Garcia to calm and soothe them by masturbating with old school controllers. [Heavy]

- Cameron Diaz will probably hit the gym to relieve the stress of this. I’m guessing she’ll work arms. [Just Jared]

- 30 Sexiest WAGs Who Love to Party: Not including Cameron Diaz because did I mention she has man arms? [Bleacher Report]

- Paris Hilton has set a good example for Lindsay Lohan. *Rereads sentence, head explodes* [Celebslam]

- This is every morning at the Jersey Shore house. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. dani

    Put some pants on her and she’s Grandma Yetta‎.

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    Pebblz
    Commented on this photo:

    Wearing this dress is way easier than carrying around a sonogram photo….

  3. cc

    Pretty content looking for a woman interbreeding with a carp.

  4. G

    I think I saw a baby’s head!!!!!

  5. Soviet Snow

    Paint her blue and she could be one of those Avatar creatures that would be fun to hunt.

  6. Rough among Vitoes

    Charlies angel the TV show? Are they paying the audience to watch?

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    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s crowning!

  8. Crankybitch

    She’s crowning!

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    Jamie
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, I’m also pregnant so I totally get “pregnancy brain” but I’ve never forgotten to put on my pants before I went out…

  10. See Alice

    She is no Pippa Middleton

  11. jaime

    I ALSO READ HOBBIT HOLE! But it’s just cause we’ve grown accustomed to your sex puns (which I love and I’m pretty sure they would make any Adam Sandler movie better)

  12. Gigi

    Is she wearing flesh colored panties or is the baby actually crowning?

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