Beyonce Wore This And Other News

By: Photo Boy / September 22, 2011

Posted by Photo Boy

– Just follow Miranda Kerr‘s lead, Bey, and all will be well. [Popoholic]

- Hugh Jackman broke a wrestler’s jaw (this is not true at all) during a publicity stunt for his movie about boxing robots. [Huffington Post]

- LeAnn Rimes thinks this fat bitch could really work on the abs some more. [Dlisted]

- Kate Winslet has been “handsomely” rewarded for rescuing Richard Branson‘s mother. Zing! Be sure to tip your waitress. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Cameron knows that attempted genocide is exactly the kind of thing that makes for a great Disney attraction. [FilmDrunk]

- Monika Pietrasinska: You don’t know her, but you should. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian‘s gunt is starting to balance out her ass. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Brad Pitt still has nightmares of the testicular cryo-prison that was his marriage to Jennifer Aniston is what I think he’s desperately trying to say. [TooFab]

– Is there a correlation between red hair and large breasts? You decide. [theCHIVE]

- Chris Brown missed that Rihanna didn’t mean “on the end of a fist.” [Bossip]

– And here are some more bikini pics of her for the sake of gravitas. [IDLYITW]

- Evangeline Lilly fears the nerd-wrath over her Hobbit role. [Ed. Note – I read this as “Hobbit hole” because I’m 11. – SW] [Starpulse]

– So here’s Jo Garcia to calm and soothe them by masturbating with old school controllers. [Heavy]

- Cameron Diaz will probably hit the gym to relieve the stress of this. I’m guessing she’ll work arms. [Just Jared]

- 30 Sexiest WAGs Who Love to Party: Not including Cameron Diaz because did I mention she has man arms? [Bleacher Report]

- Paris Hilton has set a good example for Lindsay Lohan. *Rereads sentence, head explodes* [Celebslam]

– This is every morning at the Jersey Shore house. [BuzzFeed]

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