Paris Hilton launched her new fragrance “Paris Hilton Can Can” at Macy’s in Long Island yesterday. And, son of a bitch, she still looks pregnant! It’s almost like she’s been getting dressed in the morning and saying, “I want to wear an outfit that will freak the living shit out of anyone with a basic idea of who I am.” At least I’m hoping that’s what’s going on here. Wait, why is she holding a cake? Pregnant chicks love cake. I saw that in a movie once, so it’s pretty much a scientific fact. Ah, Terminator. Once again you’ve educated me more than those book things.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin.com
Ewww… her back looks like it might need a wax
#48 Since when WASN’T vodka a food group???..
Her back looks like that because the V baby she’s going to have is causing her to mutate.
#53 OMG!!! Great reference, forgot about that.
She’s SOOOOOOO beat. And her parents should be ashamed of themselves for not only raising such a sorry excuse for a young lady, but more importantly for not having disowned her by now. They must be total ingrates because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Actually, If I were her dad I would probably have blown my brains out by now.
MMMM…Vodka.
I don’t get it? Is it made in Mexico?
ok… why is every post of paris lately, she’s wearing the same silver christian loubouton pumps. i noticed cuz i have the same shoes. i wore them once. she wears them everyday. if you have $800 for a pair of shoes, there’s no reason for that. GO BUY NEW ONES. they look so beat. the heels are a mess and the red sole is coming off. LMAO look at picture #2.
(figured i should point this out)
she really STOLE burton´s font !!
stupid bitch
always by your side paris. no matter u r pregnant or no, in jail or no, making ur own sex video or no, has herpes or no! i’ll still love u very much!
Italian Stallion :
its italian the fragance… that´s why it stinks so much…
@60 Oh no, I pissed off another border jumper. Don’t you have some dishes to wash? Wouldn’t it be proper English to say “The fragRance is Italian, that’s why it stinks so much”? When you learn how to speak English and spell then you can address me, until then finish cutting my grass…….MexiCUNT!!!!!!!
Her nose looks like those wedges you put under the door to keep it propped open. How can anyone consider her attractive? She had to invite goats and midgets to her last birthday party. Now that would be OK if she were Debra Harry/Blondie but she doesn’t normally hang out with goats and midgets so even the goats would have to call her desperate. I doubt the midgets would call her.
What’s not to like? Herpes? Check! Lazy/Fake eye? Check! Vagina big enough to park your Honda Hybrid in? Check! Legs like a 60 year-old waitress? Check! Enough brain power to almost give a satisfactory BJ? Check! Men, we got ourselves a keeper here!
She doesn’t look so much preggers as she looks like she’s got the munchies. Probably starting to catch up with her waistline.
#62, even though I don’t have a clue what you mean by “She had to invite goats and midgets to her last birthday party. Now that would be OK if she were Debra Harry/Blondie”, I can’t stop laughing. What? Deborah Harry hangs out all the time with goats and midgets? Please explain! I want to understand … tho I may stop laughing.
Who cares. She probably is just looking for attention since Nicole is pregnant….and also probably major jealous that her friendship w/KK brought Kim Kardashian into the limelight….and now she’s TOTALLY eclipsing Paris. Kinda like Brittany Murphy being the stubby sidekick to Alicia Silverbore in Clueless. Brittany’s is way more a star and Alicia’s only claim to fame is driving a car fueled on her own farts from eating gluten-free shiot!
its the new trend
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on themillionaire and celebrity dating club (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
Paris can can? swallow swallow? pose pose? infect??
Paris Hilton is PREGNANT?!?
Oh dear God…
<– sitting in the corner curled up in a ball…
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I think Paris if so Hot! But, if they could lop that point on the end of her nose off, I’d make a movie with her.
She’s not pregnant, she’s just fat as hell.
I don’t know how people think this creature is remotely attractive. She never looks the camera face forwards. DO you know why? Cause i don’t, but i can assume. My best guess: she tries to stand in such a way no one will notice her narrow set rat eyes. And now you see why she had to usually look like a pole, because if she didn’t, your notice her freakish malformed nose, her thin man lips and her narrow set eyes. She a blend of a mad experiment involving a rat, corpse, emo kid, and a bucket-sized pussy.
My theory on why she looks fat is because she stopped using cocaine and started up eating- this was the end result. Girls, this is the yo-yo affect. *GASP!* Lets just hope she doesn’t gain 50lbs and a new sex tape comes out.
…and #1 it’s not that she doesn’t have a vagina; it’s the fact she has an enormous clit that looks like a mini penis. I know, that confused me too when i seen that weird buldge.
she is more beautigul in this dress, i heard that her profile on a site called sugarcupid.com is very popular. maybe because ther are many her photos.