Paris Hilton still looks pregnanty


Paris Hilton launched her new fragrance “Paris Hilton Can Can” at Macy’s in Long Island yesterday. And, son of a bitch, she still looks pregnant! It’s almost like she’s been getting dressed in the morning and saying, “I want to wear an outfit that will freak the living shit out of anyone with a basic idea of who I am.” At least I’m hoping that’s what’s going on here. Wait, why is she holding a cake? Pregnant chicks love cake. I saw that in a movie once, so it’s pretty much a scientific fact. Ah, Terminator. Once again you’ve educated me more than those book things.

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