Post Thanksgiving catch-up
Sorry for the late start. I woke up in the middle of Time Square covered in gravy and wearing a Santa costume (don’t ask). Which is especially weird considering I live in California. I’m gonna keep things light today since most people are either buying stuff or waiting in line to buy stuff. I wasn’t even gonna update but I figure I’ve got some free time so why not. Anyway here’s what’s been happening while you were filling your stomach with giant dead birds.
David Blaine escaped from his gyroscope. A sentence I say practically every week.
Tawny Kitaen has been charged with possessing 15 grams of cocaine. When asked for comment Tawny said, “Who the hell am I? Was I in a movie or something? TV show? Working the register at Target?”