Post Thanksgiving catch-up


Sorry for the late start. I woke up in the middle of Time Square covered in gravy and wearing a Santa costume (don’t ask). Which is especially weird considering I live in California. I’m gonna keep things light today since most people are either buying stuff or waiting in line to buy stuff. I wasn’t even gonna update but I figure I’ve got some free time so why not. Anyway here’s what’s been happening while you were filling your stomach with giant dead birds.

Heidi Klum and Seal gave birth to a baby boy. Hopefully to one that looks slightly less skilled at burrowing than their first.

David Blaine escaped from his gyroscope. A sentence I say practically every week.

Tawny Kitaen has been charged with possessing 15 grams of cocaine. When asked for comment Tawny said, “Who the hell am I? Was I in a movie or something? TV show? Working the register at Target?”

Tags: Heidi Klum