Britney Spears doesn’t need a dressing room

reports that prior to checking into rehab for the first time, Britney Spears was in Miami shopping at Bebe where a healthy dose of insanity ensued.

A source tells TMZ that Brit handed over her kids to the store’s salespeople so she could peruse the racks of clothes. The gal’s got priorities! When it came time to try the items on, Spears didn’t bother with a pesky dressing room — and stripped down right in the middle of the store — in front of staff and other customers! We’re told the “Toxic” singer even tried out some new dance moves for her shocked audience. Not long after Britney’s impromptu boutique performance, the mother of two checked into rehab three times and shaved her head.

I’m excited to see how she’ll turn out after she gets out of the Promises treatment facility. If rehab is anything like I imagine it to be she’ll be a foot taller, have huge implants, and be riding a triceratops. Wait, what the hell is rehab? It’s like a video game right?