reports that prior to checking into rehab for the first time, Britney Spears was in Miami shopping at Bebe where a healthy dose of insanity ensued.
A source tells TMZ that Brit handed over her kids to the store’s salespeople so she could peruse the racks of clothes. The gal’s got priorities! When it came time to try the items on, Spears didn’t bother with a pesky dressing room — and stripped down right in the middle of the store — in front of staff and other customers! We’re told the “Toxic” singer even tried out some new dance moves for her shocked audience. Not long after Britney’s impromptu boutique performance, the mother of two checked into rehab three times and shaved her head.
I’m excited to see how she’ll turn out after she gets out of the Promises treatment facility. If rehab is anything like I imagine it to be she’ll be a foot taller, have huge implants, and be riding a triceratops. Wait, what the hell is rehab? It’s like a video game right?
prideofchucky | March 8, 2007 at 3:17 pm
“On her last trip to Miami, prior to checking into rehab for the first time”
Way to be on top of the old news superficial! hahaha
prideofchucky | March 8, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Wow never been first before on the superficial board… or my mother’s love (sniff, sniff)
samantha | March 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Oh Britney.
mrs.t | March 8, 2007 at 3:22 pm
They don’t need no dressin rooms where she comes from. Remember: “We’re country!”
N'Arianne | March 8, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Baby, I’m so into you
You got that dope so what can I do
Baby, dope trips me about
I am a-shavin
sea | March 8, 2007 at 3:39 pm
While this is highly humorous, it’s also not that shocking compared to her other hijinks.
Also, we don’t really learn anything new. It’s the same old dumping kids, showing cooter, crazy dance skills we’ve come to expect.
Italian Stallion | March 8, 2007 at 3:41 pm
@5 Do us all a favor and pull the trigger……
saradevil | March 8, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I love that it is called the Promises center. Like “She promises to be even more crazy.”
Lowlands | March 8, 2007 at 4:11 pm
With still the sweat on my handsome forehead,i can say my administration is up to date now,i think.I didn’t know her rehab allows her to visit stores.I remember when i was in a rehab…While i walked to the gate in my black and white striped outfit with this canonball chained to my leg,the guards didn’t allow me to go outside for some shopping.If Britney wants to have the adress of this rehab,just let me know.
The-Guslet | March 8, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Wow. *blink*
Lowlands | March 8, 2007 at 4:17 pm
#9)This rehab wasn’t expensive at all.Only the service could be a little bit better.
TashaVin` | March 8, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Coughs*bullshit*Coughs
Sorry, Gotta call Bullshit here!
Lowlands | March 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I admit,this rehab was a bit boring.Luckily they teached me how to make matches to kill my boredom.
my opinion | March 8, 2007 at 4:31 pm
We Floridians choose not to live in California because of people like Britney. Now she is invading our shops and strips! Plus we have to babysit!! No No, go back to the glitteratti of L A and stay out of our state. Drive with Paris and Lindsey and drug out in California. Louisiana doesn’t want you and neither do we.
Chouli | March 8, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Skanky trailer trash slagwhore acting like trailer trash. Big surprise.
Gotta admit that watching her self destruction hit parade is like the need to look at a car accident on the side of the street. You know its bad news and going to be ugly….but you just have to look.
freakspeely | March 8, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Aw, I call bullshit. Britney sucks at motherhood but I’d believe she dumped the kids on a member of her entourage in order to shop before I’d believe she left them with the store employees.
Then again, it IS Britney. She probably forgot who she was traveling with and mistook a store employee for one of HER employees.
imrankarim | March 8, 2007 at 6:11 pm
i hope her hair is at least growing back
licklick | March 8, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Have I seen this picture somewhere before?
WTF, get something new.
Gerald Tarrant | March 8, 2007 at 7:16 pm
How long until we have video of this incident? Damn near every phone has a camera and most have video too. Someone had to catch this.
marjie | March 8, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Her southern roots are finally beginning to show.
lilygirl | March 8, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Shut up Lowlands aka #9, 11, and 13. No one wants to hear your lame comments.
And I agree about #5, Pull the trigger, NOW!!!
devin-m | March 8, 2007 at 10:24 pm
i’m getting really damn tired of seeing this photo. i remember back in the day when her boobs stuck out more than her belly.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 9, 2007 at 12:28 am
Now THIS is what I like to see, brand-spankin-new Britney gossip!!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 9, 2007 at 12:30 am
“Kayvin, is tahm trayvelin possible? Cuz ah think some peepuhl are waay beehaahnd us.”
Stink | March 9, 2007 at 12:37 am
I didn’t even read the post. Betcha she acted like a meth tweaker again. Bah.
flauccinaucinihilipilifcation | March 9, 2007 at 12:44 am
I read the post – and now i’ve got my period. Go figure.
Blusher | March 9, 2007 at 3:59 am
Who would have thought she’d ever cause more mayhem than Marilyn Manson…and that he would look better too?
Jenster | March 9, 2007 at 6:15 am
#27, good one.
karifarrell | March 9, 2007 at 6:33 am
What? I don’t need a dressing room either! People just prefer that I use one :(
GG1000 | March 9, 2007 at 7:13 am
I feel like I’m in the movie “Groundhog Day.” How many times are we going to see this picture? Yes, she’s a dumb@ss. ‘Nuff already!
doogleberg | March 9, 2007 at 7:21 am
There’s nothing sexier than unflattering tattoos, a pot belly, and Marlboro breath. Oh yeah, if I remember her upskirt shots, her vagina looks like a scaly red snapper straight from the ocean.
You got it all, babe…now go live your life (preferrably on another planet).
killeristic | March 9, 2007 at 7:54 am
oh yeah. just so you know. i strip in the middle of shopping centers too. thats the so called “latest trend”
MY FOOT!
Tits_McGhee | March 9, 2007 at 7:56 am
I. want. to. kill. her.
jrzmommy | March 9, 2007 at 9:34 am
BORING!
DrunkBlogger | March 9, 2007 at 10:01 am
The girl on the right is my girlfriend. Contact me if you want an interview.
becca11 | March 9, 2007 at 6:35 pm
i wonder if she has gone crazy these last 3 years, or if this is just her
becca11 | March 9, 2007 at 6:43 pm
next to these two girls i notice her good facial symmetry, cute nose, and even smile. it is too bad she has become so sloppy and crazy, and such a poor excuse for a mother.
its better than bad its good | March 10, 2007 at 8:19 pm
yikes, i cant believe i used to idolise this woman. forgive me, for i was a stupid 15 year old. No.5 that was brilliant.
HollywoodSnark | March 23, 2007 at 12:22 pm
yeah, well, what do you expect from someone who’s just shaved her head? she’s seriously messed up – i wonder what kind of number Kfed pulled on her?