Bobby Brown bailed out by radio station

March 2nd, 2007 // 43 Comments
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Bobby Brown was arrested in Massachusetts last Sunday for not paying child support, and a radio station offered to pay his $19,150.00 bail in exchange for a week’s worth of work. Hot 99.5 says:

We will have security, transportation, accommodations and everything to make Bobby feel like the star that he is. He accepted! “We are really doing it for his children, we sympathize with Bobby and hope that this will give him a head start and will put him back on track”, said Kane.

Didn’t this guy used to be famous? Shouldn’t he have more money than, what, zero? You’ve fallen pretty fucking hard when you have to accept janitorial offers from radio stations to stay out of jail. In another year Bobby Brown will be the guy who unclogs toilets at the DMV. Only he won’t even be that guy. He’ll be the guy who’s working for that guy.

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  1. dafeedil

    FIRST!!

  2. Tracy

    Are you listening, Britney? This is YOU in 5 years!

  3. ImaCracka

    I live in the DC area… and that radio station SUCKS!!!!!!!

    But hey so does bobby brown….

    Know who doesnt? Hillary… just ask Bill…lol

  4. woodhorse

    He could quote the Immortal Jack Black: “It sucks to be me right now”.

  5. MrSemprini

    Yo mama sure is proud right now. “My boy is working at a RADIO STATION!”

    At least Whitney is doing much better. I hear she’s doing a much richer cut of blow.

  6. dumbphuck

    lol that sad face just seals the deal.

  7. xfountaingrl

    Whats funny, is that he never even showed up there this morning to work!!! He called in w/ some excuse.

  8. Sheva

    Thought I saw this guy by the Port Authority in NYC.

  9. Hey, I’ve fallen on hard times with my student loan debt. It’s at least twice as much as bobby’s, so uh, what radio station do I call to make a trade?

  10. fame is funny

    king of r and b…shiiiiit…rocks and blunts…ribs and barbecue…he’s the king of R and R, he ain’t had an album out since ’88!

    - Jamie Foxx

  11. RichPort

    He’s a Tenderphony. He needs some Michael Jackson surgery to be interesting again.

  12. whitegold

    How is Bobby Brown paying child support? What sort of horrible lawyer did he have during his divorce that he actually got stuck paying child support to the much wealthier Whitney Houston? Damn, shouldn’t he be getting big alimony payments from her or something, so then they can just take a portion of the alimony she is paying him, and give it back to her for child support payments. Of course, I’m also assuming that the children are with her?! Where are the children?! I didn’t even know they had children!!!

  13. Kristi

    Could he be any more pathetic? What a shame…

  14. lostboinmd

    The entire story was a HOAX. They never bailed out Bobby Brown. They never intended to have Bobby Brown on the show. The dj loser Kane, even goes as far to diss Bobby Brown and have an impersonator on the phone pretending to be Bobby Brown so that it looked like Bobby Brown was backing out. What a loser Kane is.

  15. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    whitegold–I think this is for the two children he had out-of-wedlock with another woman, earlier than Whitney.

    Man, this is sad.

  16. k naz

    great now the show being bobby brown will never look the same to me again. i never even wanted to until i saw an episode one day…and then i watched 2 more in a row. yes this sounds sad but i can’t help but being sucked into the vortex of watching crazy black people raunchiness in reality. it’s a part of my heart. you see him having fun times with his kids on that show, and for a minute i wanted him for my dad too. welll this just ruined it.

  17. Glad he’s finally suffering for all the shit he’s done to screw up Whitney and his kid.

  18. 86

    “The Original KING of R&B” folks….right here.

  19. 86

    Do you remember when Whitney said that at that awards show?? She ACTUALLY called him the original king of R&B. That made me so sad for her, because if you’re going to do drugs and fall off the face of the earth, then far be it for me to judge. But sitting at home while high and completely rewriting history to include yourself as so much more than you actually ever were is just pathetic.

    Now Whitney…she was something else back in the day.

  20. Luv717

    Wasn’t Whitney just arrested on Feb 25th for not showing up for the child support hearing? They might as well send little fat Bobbi to Deon Warwick so she can raise her on opposite days of Diana Ross and Michael Jackson. There obviously is way more stability in those households than in her own…and they wonder why she fat….duh!

  21. Stink

    Work for a lame sta-tion
    worse than bad cas-tra-tion,

    Wasn’t his prer-og-a-tive…

  22. NipsyHustle

    #12

    the child support problem is NOT with Whitney. He has 5 or 6 kids with three women and the mother of two of them is the one who took him to court over non-payment.

    pay attention, Kevin Earl Federline, this could be you. bobby is behind on payments because whitney stopped making them just like brit stopped making Earl’s payments when they split. i think bobby and EArl need to both clean up their acts, STFU, and be good obedient houseboys cause they are nothing without their women.

  23. Don Mega

    Hey, #23, Fed-Ex doesn’t pay support. School, yes, support, no.

    http://cbs2.com/entertainment/entertainment_story_313180610.html

  24. biatcho

    This is not exactly what I would call hooking a bruva up.

  25. RichPort

    I must say, if I was ever to have an opportunity to smoke crack with a failed celeb, he’s the one I would choose. Or Nick Nolte.

  26. DingleberryJam

    I’d bail him out and have him become my personal butler. He’d shine my shoes, sing me his classics as i drift to sleep, and entertain me with his drug stories and laughable insight on world affairs.
    The whole thing would fall on it’s face, however, when i leave him alone for 3 hours and find my computer missing, a dead hooker in my bed, and all the flour in my apartment mysteriously gone except for a snotty powder around his nose.

  27. NipsyHustle

    #24

    let’s see how quick his kids end up in public school now that brit is gone. brit ended up putting him on an allowance because he was blowing through her money so fast. i’m sure that’s where the “private school” payments came from.

  28. sexybitch

    This is his third arrest for non-payment – is “star” now a synonym for “slow learner”?

  29. oh, you sly boots.

    lmao. what a hobo.

  30. farty mcshitface

    this dude has been irrelevant in the music biz longer than micheal jackson. all the money he once had has gone into bad investments and drugs.

  31. E Norma Stitz

    And they call this illiterate jackass a star.
    Star must be a new term for deadbeat, crackhead, man-ho, loser. Apparently is quicker to spell star than spell all that.

    And what lows Whitney obviously descended to; like Kate moss with her POS “boyfriend”.
    “I’ll use my talent to become rich and famous then find a guy who is a worthless, crackhead, man whore and gold-digger to make me complete!”

    Bobby Brown and Pete D. should be taking turns riding on the back of the garbage truck -vs- driving the truck. No offense to good, honest, hard working, decent fathers who work in sanitation intended.

  32. ptprez

    …stupid fucking moulie…

    …even cracked-out whitney thinks you suck…

    are’nt you on some reunion tour or something…

    …m.c. hammer thinks you blow…

  33. RickWJ324

    Hot 99.5 has the WORST morning DJ ever!! THE KANE SHOW is the biggest load of $#*$ ever put on the air. I used to switch to that radio station when Howard Stern would go to commercial breaks, and then during the Sports Junkies commercial breaks after Howard left the air. Now, I just sit through the Junkies commercial breaks as I refuse to listen that worthless dj called Kane.

  34. Good job, Bobby!!!!!

  35. SuperChic

    I think he started believing in his bad boy image, and he became that image. He’s just wierd and creepy. How are you going to have that many kids and not be a dad or a father? He was rich and just blew it all away now he’s such a loser. It goes to show you, don’t believe the marketing hype, he obviously bought into his “advertising” image and now look at him. A whiny wimping father of 7 (yes, he’s got a few babies mammas). What a waste.

  36. Lowlands

    I had to dig deep in my memory to remember who was this crackhead again but now i remember.I think it’s a good thing that the Western laws force the guy to pay childsupport.I know for example in some countries like South-Korea guys don’t have to pay for childsupport after they’re divorced because the law allow that.These kind of 15th-century coconuts laws with donkeyhair attached are really good for the social structure of a country…Ya right,a country with having still these kind of laws,they can consider themselves as a really civilized country…Civilized in the eyes of a caveman…

  37. sharpei dude

    I’ll bet the call letters for this radio station are KSUKR. Help him get back on track???? This fucking porch monkey jumped the tracks a long, long time ago and flipped over! What a crock of shit this is. Give him a fucking push broom and have him tidy up the sidewalks ala Boy George!

  38. sid

    I’d just walk up to him and say, you ain’t no badass now, are you?

    Then while he was trying to figure me…BAM!

    Knock the muddafukka OUT!

    “You needs to pays for yo chillun, or you ain’t a man, bitch!,” I’d say.

    Then I’d spit my gum on him and walk away.

  39. jrzmommy

    DanYELL should be psyched.

  40. V

    Posted by whitegold on March 2, 2007 6:43 AM

    “How is Bobby Brown paying child support? What sort of horrible lawyer did he have during his divorce that he actually got stuck paying child support to the much wealthier Whitney Houston? Damn, shouldn’t he be getting big alimony payments from her or something, so then they can just take a portion of the alimony she is paying him, and give it back to her for child support payments. Of course, I’m also assuming that the children are with her?! Where are the children?! I didn’t even know they had children!!!”

    Whitegold… his child support was for 2 kids from a previous marriage, not Whitney Houston!

  41. lol, that’s pretty sad when you have to have a radio station bail you out….lol, if i was them the ‘week’s worth of work’ would start with the backed up toilet and end with a mop

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