Back in 2003, Paris Hilton claimed she was horrified when “One Night in Paris” (her sex tape with Rick Salomon) was released. But during Patrick Whitesell’s post-Oscars party, Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon were allegedly bragging about how they each made $1 million off the tape.
So basically Paris Hilton released the sex tape on purpose for attention and money. Is this really surprising? If you could peer into her soul it’d just be dollar signs and a giant mirror. And maybe a monkey picking its nose.
dumbbrunette | March 2, 2007 at 5:04 am
FRIST…
woodhorse | March 2, 2007 at 5:05 am
This shows that if you are willing to slide into any Low, you could make some money. I congratulate her on her money making ability but would not be her if offered immortality.
dddaza | March 2, 2007 at 5:06 am
Why hasn’t she fallen down some steps? She was more embarrassed about her sex tape than she was about a tape featuring her using racists and homophobic insults.
MrSemprini | March 2, 2007 at 5:06 am
I am joining in solidarity with the other journalistic professionals that have chosen to voluntarily avoid any press having to do with the aforementioned Paris Hilton.
MrSemprini | March 2, 2007 at 5:07 am
Until next week
MrSemprini | March 2, 2007 at 5:08 am
Unless there’s another Britney sighting.
MrSemprini | March 2, 2007 at 5:08 am
Or, Britney leaves rehab, again.
MrSemprini | March 2, 2007 at 5:09 am
Or, the ‘Fish gets something on the Pussycat Dolls. Now, THAT would be journalism, baby!
BritishBitch | March 2, 2007 at 5:30 am
I heard at the time that she donated all the proceeds of the tape to charity, but I think thats highly unlikely…she is Paris Hilton after all..
MsMonipenni | March 2, 2007 at 5:32 am
She’s bragging about THAT sex tape…the one where whilst she’s giving Ricky boy a BJ he yelps ‘You bit me you dumb bitch’ that sex tape? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh that’s funny…
TashaVin` | March 2, 2007 at 5:38 am
Did they officially change the spelling of “First?”
Seems like a trend or something here on TheSuperficial.
kingnoony | March 2, 2007 at 5:40 am
Dear God,
Please kill paris hilton.
Amen
cayana | March 2, 2007 at 5:43 am
Didn’t she claim to have donated all the money she made from that tape to charity? I swear she did somewhere.
cayana | March 2, 2007 at 5:44 am
Maybe it was the charity of “Poor Little Me”.. :p
nicole | March 2, 2007 at 5:46 am
oh wow. ok shes bragging when probably about 100 million people saw her sex tape. but the worst part is probably most of them are 45 year old men who still live with their mom, are fat, and jerk off with younger kids in chatrooms. yeah paris so much to brag about, that dirty little boys, dirty little girls, dirty old ladies and dirty old men have jerked off to your video. im sooooo jealous
leezastudio | March 2, 2007 at 5:47 am
Monkey’s picking noses, hi hi, maybe monkey picking parisis anal shoot, now that would be worth watching
nicole | March 2, 2007 at 5:48 am
and by the way paris hilton is a slut and i get really mad cause the press still pays attention to this little shithead. forget it im giving up reading about britney spears and paris hilton for lent, but i love niether of those things
dumbphuck | March 2, 2007 at 5:50 am
she would fit in so well at [Sydney] Mardi Gras
rachel_w | March 2, 2007 at 5:58 am
She has stolen Jenna Jameson’s yellow dress and orange tan. Now all she needs is the trout pout and mega boobs. :(
Ramblebrook | March 2, 2007 at 6:04 am
I don’t think she released it on purpose for money or attention.
I think she’s embarrassed and this is her making excuses. “Oh, I did it for the money”.
Dumb twat.
heather | March 2, 2007 at 6:05 am
she should be bragging about being able to finish a big mac without throwing it up, instead of all these lame ass sex tapes all the celebrities seem to have..
Ramblebrook | March 2, 2007 at 6:08 am
She didn’t even let the dude bust on her face. She’s horrible at porn.
Sheva | March 2, 2007 at 6:13 am
Wot a marvelous job Paris. I wouldn’t pay for the lousy lay but if you got a million, you’re just swell.
And this mind you is even more valuable cuz it was before she got the herp. So she got the money when the gettin was good.
Now how is that big stanky friend of hers Kim gonna top that?
Agatha | March 2, 2007 at 6:23 am
Eh, she did get the last laugh.
faBBBBBBBuloussss | March 2, 2007 at 6:27 am
WHAT a ROOKIE. give it a few years and pple will be watching PARIS HILTON getting gang-banged by midgets and fat,hairy men on pay-per-view
KIMS TAPE JUST CAME OUT; which means paris wanted the world to know that this is what WHORE errrrr SOCIALITES do for publicity.
xeurohottiex | March 2, 2007 at 6:37 am
Don’t you have any more important people to write about. Nobody cares about this used up skank anymore. She’s ugly and useless.
em167 | March 2, 2007 at 6:38 am
Is it just me or has the writing on this site really gone down hill? It used to actually be funny.
Sheva | March 2, 2007 at 6:42 am
Paris also tried to steal a copy of the tape from a newstand.
Then she got nabbed and had to pay for it.
Now that’s irony for ya.
Kristi | March 2, 2007 at 6:45 am
Mommy and Daddy must be SO proud……
Ramblebrook | March 2, 2007 at 6:45 am
em167… on the money.
But on a more serious note, does anyone know where to see clips of Kim’s sex tape yet?
whitegold | March 2, 2007 at 6:46 am
Now that these pathetic celebrity sex tapes seem like the new trend, Paris Hilton just wants to make sure everyone remembers she started the trend!
But the saddest thing about these celebrity sex tapes is that all they really show the general public is that celebrities have really bad sex. So in a way, they’re doing a service to the rest of the public. We might not have the fame and fortune that they do, but in the sack we’re doing stuff they only wish they were talented enough to do haha!!!
madflixxxDotcom | March 2, 2007 at 6:49 am
I have a very reliable source who told me this a long time ago and it’s 100% true.
RichPort | March 2, 2007 at 7:07 am
She should never brag about that sorry attempt of a blow job she gave. She looked like a little kid sucking on a cunt flavored lollipop. No deep throating, excessive spitting, or ball sucking while giving the dude a tug job. Overall, not bragaboutable.
k naz | March 2, 2007 at 7:36 am
NEXT:
Paris Hilton gets breast implants! :o
Smackage | March 2, 2007 at 7:47 am
soooo not surprising
Manistoned | March 2, 2007 at 7:50 am
“If you could peer into her soul it’d just be dollar signs and a giant mirror. And maybe a monkey picking its nose.”
Elegant in its simplicity. And precision accuracy.
F-Sucker | March 2, 2007 at 7:52 am
I’d bang her and film it for a million bucks.
86 | March 2, 2007 at 8:00 am
11 I think we are the only two who have noticed that. I must have missed the thread where that became cool.
F.R.I.S.T. = First Really Is Spelled Thisway
??
Eh I’m out.
Dragulf | March 2, 2007 at 8:12 am
If I got paid a million bucks for making and selling a tape of me having sex, I’d be proud as hell too!
Truthseeker013 | March 2, 2007 at 8:14 am
Illustrious Author- please don’t insult the monkey.
LoneWolf | March 2, 2007 at 8:24 am
@ #31 – I must respectfully disagree. The Sex Tape As Publicity was pioneered by the innovative visionary, Pamela Anderson. The protocol is as follows:
1. Make sex tape
2. Sell sex tape
3. Buyer starts rumors that sex tape exists
4. Deny that sex tape exists
5. Buyer releases clips of sex tape
6. Say sex tape was stolen
7. Make a lot of noise about lawsuit to
prevent release of sext tape
8. Buyer releases sex tape
9. Everyone gets richer.
Well, except for Chyna, Jordan, Tonya Harding, Screech, Britney, Colin Farrell, and Kid Rock. You kinda need to be hot for it to work. Or at least cross racial boundaries (ref. Kim Kardashian).
Thank you.
PunjabPete | March 2, 2007 at 8:25 am
Maybe this story should go to the top…. What happens when the world ignores Paris…
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070302/D8NJN5400.html
NipsyHustle | March 2, 2007 at 8:30 am
i don’t know that a million dollars is worth getting herpes from paris.
IFuckingHateYou | March 2, 2007 at 8:33 am
The tape sucks, Paris is a worthless fuck, literally.
i wouldn’t have paid 50
Stink | March 2, 2007 at 8:37 am
I’m impressed that she actually remembered she did a sex tape. I thought Paris was stuck at the level where if something leaves her field of vision, it ‘disappears forever’.
wink | March 2, 2007 at 8:37 am
She IS a slut……but a sly smart slut with good attorneys !
Dragulf | March 2, 2007 at 8:42 am
If I got paid a million bucks for making and selling a tape of me having sex, I’d be proud as hell too!
wow | March 2, 2007 at 8:45 am
Dear Superfish,
Did you outsource the writeups? They havent been funny lately.
Please advise.
Her arm looks freakishly blotchy and old. With the amount of penis that touches her, it doesnt surprise me she has herpes on her arm.
blueballs | March 2, 2007 at 8:51 am
Why doesn’t the jailbait skank brag about how many guys she’s given herpes to or just about how she’s so cool that she does have herpes?
86 | March 2, 2007 at 9:33 am
People pay this bitch to breathe.