Hey guys a family emergency has come up and I have to leave the country very suddenly. I don’t know if I’ll have internet access so I might not be able to update for the rest of the week. If I do end up posting just ignore this, otherwise there might not be anything new until Monday. Although if something awesome happens like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a pistol duel then by golly I’ll build my own internet network out of coconuts and post about it. Or I’ll fail miserably and end up with five very unusable coconuts. Six if I’m ambitious.
Possibly no new posts until Monday
November 30th, 2006 // 210 Comments
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that friggen bites.
and yes, my work productivity will go up about 200% as well,
my boss also thanks you
Wow Rich, you’re really fucking hilarious. I’ve never seen anyone naked backstage at a show, first rate, second rate, or third rate. I’m sure you would know the most about third rate nudity, though. With all of your intelligent, biting wit, I’m sure most women don’t mind that your penis is the size of a gherkin pickle.
Cock ‘n Balls… shouldn’t you have a choker ball in your mouth right now while getting ass-raped by some third rate musician while your “boyfriend” watches? And all the while dreaming of someday being a famous photographer like Anton Corbijn knowing that you’ll only end up working the strip in Vegas for $10 blow jobs?
#202 Hilarious post!
My Boss is back from FLA. today :( Oh well, nothing stops my hot ass from doing what I want too!! Time to check on Ferret!
What happened to the real BigJim?? The hot one, not this stupid troll MotherFucker who is obviously obsessed with gay commentary. Note to you Troller- YOU APPEAR GAY>
#203 – I am no connoisseur of fine pickles, as you apparently are (you groupies are such vaginal/ anal/ oral toy encyclopedias)… is the gherkin the really huge one? If so, yea, that would be me. I was merely agreeing with your past statements about how much better you are than the rest of us… and at such a tender age! Those garage bands sure are lucky to have someone like you to spew their spent children on. What a gal!
Rich – yeah I work in Chelsea, the HomoThug capital of the world! It’s a lovely neighborhood during the day but at night (especially Thursday – Saturday) it’s a frightfest. I thought gay meant happy?
Biatcho, I like the pretty little voices they have… they’re like a Mentos, all hard on the outside and soft and chewy on the inside. Their parents must be so proud.
#203′s parents must have cried themselves to sleep when they saw their little girl gargling some college boy’s spunk on the latest GGW video. Sad I tell you… just sad.
Looks like RRTO has come out from under his/her rock. I guess the community college ceramics class has let out for the holidays.
Belated best to you and your family, Superficial Editor. ^_^
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hey, take care