Hey guys a family emergency has come up and I have to leave the country very suddenly. I don’t know if I’ll have internet access so I might not be able to update for the rest of the week. If I do end up posting just ignore this, otherwise there might not be anything new until Monday. Although if something awesome happens like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a pistol duel then by golly I’ll build my own internet network out of coconuts and post about it. Or I’ll fail miserably and end up with five very unusable coconuts. Six if I’m ambitious.
Possibly no new posts until Monday
November 30th, 2006 // 210 Comments
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Where the fuck are you going that has no access to internet, fucking Iran, what the hell are we suppose to do with brits pussy on our screen all week, for the love of God don’t leave us hanging with the cooch from hell!!!!!!!!!!
I can cover for you while you’re gone… here are the headlines… Britney Spears Sports Paris’ Glittery Lip Gloss on Her Poonanny…Lindsay Lohan is a Coked up Whore…K-Fed to appear in Fed-Ex ads… Jennifer Lopez Intensely Boring…TomKat to record album of Partridge Family covers with Edgar Winter
Sucks to be you Mithtur ThuperFishy smelly guy.
Will any of you please feed me my daily garbage that makes me feel like a better mother and human being?!?!?!?!?!
Family first superfish.Best wishes..
We’ll talk amongst ourselves ’til your return!
You’ll be missing out on a whole lot more of Britney’s vagina. I mean, this time we might get to some discharge. That would be an awesome thing to see especially when I’m eating.
http://theblemish.com
This is probably ok. There’s been so much Beaver here lately I was starting to feel like Eddie Haskel.
THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!
DOESN’T THE SUPERFISH KNOW IT’S ALL ABOUT ME?!?
DOESN’T HE KNOW WHO I THINK I AM?
Great… with no Superfish, I might be forced to have sex with Edna. (She, like Tom Cruise, loves the cock.)
Hope all is well.
Good luck with the family stuff, Fish.
Good question #1. WTF in the world is there no internet access?. Quite possibly it is the blown-up Middle East.
well now productivity is going to shoot through the roof. my boss thanks you.
i heard that brit was seen hanging out solo with brandon davis the other night. no paris in sight.
Be well, Superfish Guy.
We’ll talk amongst ourselves.
Here’s a topic.
Britney Spears’ vajayjay is neither attractive nor interesting.
Discuss.
To summarize Superfish guy:
“Make your own fun, bitches.”
I smell the funk of forty thousand trolls already…. but it could just be the forty thousand snatches I’ve already seen here this week.
Good luck with your family, Superficial!
Well, I guess it’s time to break out an old-fashioned internet scrap with SJTLQ or Edna or RocknRock Takeover.
Where the hell is Ferret when you need him?
Not to take advantage of your misfortune or anything, but…
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Open for business, bitches.
no new posts? get your ‘go fuck yourself rich celebs’ gossip and fun here in the meantime – 5 updates a day as the superfish is away….
http://www.popculturepundit.com
p.s. we have not seen the last of Britney’s vagina
Are you going to see Michael Jackson?
Hope all is well…
http://www.whatistad.com/
Family comes first… but on the other hand:
“if something awesome happens like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a pistol duel”
You call THAT awesome? Most people would be like, “Oh it’s about time, thank goodness” and then nonchalantly read another item.
Hey, I found something interesting! See below….
There have been a lot of reports of people using the word nigga/nigger on XTube. This is obviously a touchy subject and a lot of people are getting upset – just ask Kramer. XTube would like to remind everyone that this is a fun website, where you come to get your rocks off, not be offended by racist remarks. XTube now officially does not accept the words nigga, nigger, cracka, cracker, cracka-ass-cracka, cracker-ass-cracker or honky in usernames, titles, tags or descriptions. If you use them you will be asked to choose a better word. If you do not you will be removed from the site. This is NOT freedom of expression. If we allow it, it would be freedom of oppression.
This is what the world has come to, people. Thanks a lot, Michael Richards. I was really looking forward to a free clip of White Trash Whore #18, now I have to go rent it. Fucking racists ruin everything.
ANNA NICOLE GETS EVICTED
In the latest chapter in the soap-opera life of Anna Nicole Smith, the alleged pill-popper has been ordered by a court of law in the Bahamas to abandon the house she’s been illegally inhabiting since she moved to the Caribbean island.
Anna had been served an eviction notice by the owner of the house, millionaire G. Ben Thompson, which she ignored.
Smith claimed Thompson gave her the property. He countered that it was never a gift and he expected payment.
A default judgment was issued Tuesday against Smith, who was required to respond to Thompson’s eviction filing by Monday, November 27th, but failed to do so.
The judgement means Thompson can now force Smith out of the house, which he is doing.
A letter has been sent to Smith’s lawyer, demanding that she vacate within 48 hours.
And by family emergency hopefully you mean an all expenses paid trip to Bali with d’Ambrosio! good luck superfish.
No worries…best wishes and prayers that all turns out well.
Death to all the haters here…you’ll get yours in the end.
i-have-to-leave-the-country-very-suddenly-ooooh-it-all-sounds-so-covert-and-mysterious-double-0-superficial-go-now-and-gods-speed-to-you
#14 – HA!!!
I agree, this will soon descend into a Lord of the Flies debacle… will marshy come by to pretend to be all of us? Will Edna smote us (if so, we’ll call the angriest guy I know, Ferret)? Will someone utter the something potentially understood as disparing to Black folks, thereby sending danielle into a “keep my name out yo mouf” rampage? Will SJ come to sprinkle lilacs all over the rest of us? Will Cock and Hole Takeover pretend she’s not a groupie college whore? And where’s good ol’ Stacyy the Greek when you need her? I say let the kumite begin… I’m getting my beer and popcorn. Yea, I’m still at work, but fuck it (as opposed to butt-fuck it).
TCLTC
Good luck and best wishes to you and your family. Hope everything turns out ok! – aba
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awww no daily fix of the super, for a week:(
…perez aint got nothing on u dear!
best wishes!xo
Prayers going out to you and yours, Senor Superfish.
In the meantime, we should continue what several other posters have started here—namely, posting and discussing stories as they come up. It would also be nice if people provided links to the source.
Have a safe trip. Send my regards to Mr. Laden.
I hope you didn’t forget to take bat repellent.
Best of luck to ya, ‘Fish. Safe travels.
Now, what the fuck am I going to do at work???
#26 – hahaha – mouf!
Take care, ‘Fish guy. This should be an interesting few days, so bring back a mop and bucket.
Boring.
WAhhhhh, what will i do with myself?!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
#26 DAMN! Someone is gettin’ fiesty again! It’s fun when your all worked up Darlin!!
Ijust bet that 10 thousand dumbasses will now be posting their own blogsites for our enjoyment (Although more possibly extreme boredom-) Ferret’s site is cool and funny- good comment there.
Good Luck Superficial Man- And I will offer to come with you as your personal love toy or to put hot towels on you, whichever you wish.
#24 I bet you’d like to get one in YOUR END.
hahahaha
THE END
Yes, that was infantile, but of course I can be childlike.
best of luck superfish guy~
BTW, you are freakin’ hysterical!
fwanga
Ever notice that some people are slightly annoying? I offer you the example of post #30.
Family emergencies suck. Fish FTW!
So, you’re going on a three hour tour, a three hour tour…
Guys quit bitching..’Fish dude said family emergency..maybe,just maybe, there’s someone in his family who he finds more important than Britney Spears’ vagina?
As for the impending bloodbath all I gotta say is BRING IT ON NIGGAZZZ
#26
Richport, I think now would be a good time to tell you that i’m really your evil twin.
I’ve had amnesia since birth.
Stay tuned….
Response to #39…
You mean annoying, like poster #36??
Godspeed, Superfish. We’ll await your next flashes of wisdom…or vagdom.
‘Fish – Hope things go smoothly for you and yours.
Who the hell has to leave suddenly to go to a place that has no internet access but possibly has coconuts? Your family a tribe of apes? Oh well, at least there’s porn. Sweet, sweet porn. You’ll never abandon me, will you?
All – something interesting about Parasite. Remember awhile back that she was bitten by her pet kinkaju? Well – seems that those critters carry a germ that is related to gonorrhea.
Just another disease to add to her resume.
Hmmmmmmmmm family emergency, coconuts…maybe he is late getting his family to the airport for their vacation to a tropical island. I would consider late for that flight a family emergency, indeed!
Well, if there’s really a family emergency and not a “I have to lie on a beach for 4 days” emergency, then god speed.
In your honor, I will NOT give the posters posting other gossip sites the satisfaction of me clicking onto them.
Unless they’re one of the other 10 gossip sites I frequent. In that case, whaddyagonnado.