Hey guys a family emergency has come up and I have to leave the country very suddenly. I don’t know if I’ll have internet access so I might not be able to update for the rest of the week. If I do end up posting just ignore this, otherwise there might not be anything new until Monday. Although if something awesome happens like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a pistol duel then by golly I’ll build my own internet network out of coconuts and post about it. Or I’ll fail miserably and end up with five very unusable coconuts. Six if I’m ambitious.
Possibly no new posts until Monday
November 30th, 2006 // 210 Comments
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bigponie | November 30, 2006 at 9:21 am
Where the fuck are you going that has no access to internet, fucking Iran, what the hell are we suppose to do with brits pussy on our screen all week, for the love of God don’t leave us hanging with the cooch from hell!!!!!!!!!!
iburl | November 30, 2006 at 9:22 am
I can cover for you while you’re gone… here are the headlines… Britney Spears Sports Paris’ Glittery Lip Gloss on Her Poonanny…Lindsay Lohan is a Coked up Whore…K-Fed to appear in Fed-Ex ads… Jennifer Lopez Intensely Boring…TomKat to record album of Partridge Family covers with Edgar Winter
JoannieBalonie | November 30, 2006 at 9:23 am
Sucks to be you Mithtur ThuperFishy smelly guy.
Will any of you please feed me my daily garbage that makes me feel like a better mother and human being?!?!?!?!?!
meanimaus | November 30, 2006 at 9:24 am
Family first superfish.Best wishes..
We’ll talk amongst ourselves ’til your return!
theblemish.com | November 30, 2006 at 9:27 am
You’ll be missing out on a whole lot more of Britney’s vagina. I mean, this time we might get to some discharge. That would be an awesome thing to see especially when I’m eating.
http://theblemish.com
Binky | November 30, 2006 at 9:28 am
This is probably ok. There’s been so much Beaver here lately I was starting to feel like Eddie Haskel.
llllllllll | November 30, 2006 at 9:28 am
THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!
DOESN’T THE SUPERFISH KNOW IT’S ALL ABOUT ME?!?
DOESN’T HE KNOW WHO I THINK I AM?
Ed Bambrick | November 30, 2006 at 9:29 am
Great… with no Superfish, I might be forced to have sex with Edna. (She, like Tom Cruise, loves the cock.)
sourtimes | November 30, 2006 at 9:30 am
Hope all is well.
fearsarewishes | November 30, 2006 at 9:36 am
Good luck with the family stuff, Fish.
Good question #1. WTF in the world is there no internet access?. Quite possibly it is the blown-up Middle East.
NipsyHustle | November 30, 2006 at 9:39 am
well now productivity is going to shoot through the roof. my boss thanks you.
i heard that brit was seen hanging out solo with brandon davis the other night. no paris in sight.
chelleann66 | November 30, 2006 at 9:41 am
Be well, Superfish Guy.
We’ll talk amongst ourselves.
Here’s a topic.
Britney Spears’ vajayjay is neither attractive nor interesting.
Discuss.
NicotineEyePatch | November 30, 2006 at 9:43 am
To summarize Superfish guy:
“Make your own fun, bitches.”
I smell the funk of forty thousand trolls already…. but it could just be the forty thousand snatches I’ve already seen here this week.
RoseColoredGlasses | November 30, 2006 at 9:43 am
Good luck with your family, Superficial!
Ruby | November 30, 2006 at 9:44 am
Well, I guess it’s time to break out an old-fashioned internet scrap with SJTLQ or Edna or RocknRock Takeover.
Where the hell is Ferret when you need him?
crabbie | November 30, 2006 at 9:47 am
Not to take advantage of your misfortune or anything, but…
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Open for business, bitches.
pop | November 30, 2006 at 9:49 am
no new posts? get your ‘go fuck yourself rich celebs’ gossip and fun here in the meantime – 5 updates a day as the superfish is away….
http://www.popculturepundit.com
p.s. we have not seen the last of Britney’s vagina
TAD | November 30, 2006 at 9:51 am
Are you going to see Michael Jackson?
Hope all is well…
http://www.whatistad.com/
Genevieve | November 30, 2006 at 9:51 am
Family comes first… but on the other hand:
“if something awesome happens like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a pistol duel”
You call THAT awesome? Most people would be like, “Oh it’s about time, thank goodness” and then nonchalantly read another item.
NicotineEyePatch | November 30, 2006 at 9:52 am
Hey, I found something interesting! See below….
There have been a lot of reports of people using the word nigga/nigger on XTube. This is obviously a touchy subject and a lot of people are getting upset – just ask Kramer. XTube would like to remind everyone that this is a fun website, where you come to get your rocks off, not be offended by racist remarks. XTube now officially does not accept the words nigga, nigger, cracka, cracker, cracka-ass-cracka, cracker-ass-cracker or honky in usernames, titles, tags or descriptions. If you use them you will be asked to choose a better word. If you do not you will be removed from the site. This is NOT freedom of expression. If we allow it, it would be freedom of oppression.
This is what the world has come to, people. Thanks a lot, Michael Richards. I was really looking forward to a free clip of White Trash Whore #18, now I have to go rent it. Fucking racists ruin everything.
NipsyHustle | November 30, 2006 at 9:57 am
ANNA NICOLE GETS EVICTED
In the latest chapter in the soap-opera life of Anna Nicole Smith, the alleged pill-popper has been ordered by a court of law in the Bahamas to abandon the house she’s been illegally inhabiting since she moved to the Caribbean island.
Anna had been served an eviction notice by the owner of the house, millionaire G. Ben Thompson, which she ignored.
Smith claimed Thompson gave her the property. He countered that it was never a gift and he expected payment.
A default judgment was issued Tuesday against Smith, who was required to respond to Thompson’s eviction filing by Monday, November 27th, but failed to do so.
The judgement means Thompson can now force Smith out of the house, which he is doing.
A letter has been sent to Smith’s lawyer, demanding that she vacate within 48 hours.
jrzmommy | November 30, 2006 at 9:57 am
And by family emergency hopefully you mean an all expenses paid trip to Bali with d’Ambrosio! good luck superfish.
pixelbasic | November 30, 2006 at 9:58 am
No worries…best wishes and prayers that all turns out well.
Death to all the haters here…you’ll get yours in the end.
shankyouverymuch | November 30, 2006 at 10:01 am
i-have-to-leave-the-country-very-suddenly-ooooh-it-all-sounds-so-covert-and-mysterious-double-0-superficial-go-now-and-gods-speed-to-you
RichPort | November 30, 2006 at 10:07 am
#14 – HA!!!
I agree, this will soon descend into a Lord of the Flies debacle… will marshy come by to pretend to be all of us? Will Edna smote us (if so, we’ll call the angriest guy I know, Ferret)? Will someone utter the something potentially understood as disparing to Black folks, thereby sending danielle into a “keep my name out yo mouf” rampage? Will SJ come to sprinkle lilacs all over the rest of us? Will Cock and Hole Takeover pretend she’s not a groupie college whore? And where’s good ol’ Stacyy the Greek when you need her? I say let the kumite begin… I’m getting my beer and popcorn. Yea, I’m still at work, but fuck it (as opposed to butt-fuck it).
TCLTC
abatardi | November 30, 2006 at 10:08 am
Good luck and best wishes to you and your family. Hope everything turns out ok! – aba
GirlonGirl | November 30, 2006 at 10:09 am
Outsource
SumLikeitHoTT | November 30, 2006 at 10:10 am
awww no daily fix of the super, for a week:(
…perez aint got nothing on u dear!
best wishes!xo
Celetina | November 30, 2006 at 10:12 am
Prayers going out to you and yours, Senor Superfish.
In the meantime, we should continue what several other posters have started here—namely, posting and discussing stories as they come up. It would also be nice if people provided links to the source.
llllllllll | November 30, 2006 at 10:15 am
Have a safe trip. Send my regards to Mr. Laden.
I hope you didn’t forget to take bat repellent.
magickal | November 30, 2006 at 10:17 am
Best of luck to ya, ‘Fish. Safe travels.
Now, what the fuck am I going to do at work???
NicotineEyePatch | November 30, 2006 at 10:21 am
#26 – hahaha – mouf!
Take care, ‘Fish guy. This should be an interesting few days, so bring back a mop and bucket.
PontiacFlanagan | November 30, 2006 at 10:21 am
Boring.
enfilade | November 30, 2006 at 10:28 am
WAhhhhh, what will i do with myself?!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
PrettyBaby | November 30, 2006 at 10:36 am
#26 DAMN! Someone is gettin’ fiesty again! It’s fun when your all worked up Darlin!!
Ijust bet that 10 thousand dumbasses will now be posting their own blogsites for our enjoyment (Although more possibly extreme boredom-) Ferret’s site is cool and funny- good comment there.
Good Luck Superficial Man- And I will offer to come with you as your personal love toy or to put hot towels on you, whichever you wish.
PrettyBaby | November 30, 2006 at 10:39 am
#24 I bet you’d like to get one in YOUR END.
hahahaha
THE END
Yes, that was infantile, but of course I can be childlike.
fwanga | November 30, 2006 at 10:39 am
best of luck superfish guy~
BTW, you are freakin’ hysterical!
fwanga
PrettyBaby | November 30, 2006 at 10:43 am
Ever notice that some people are slightly annoying? I offer you the example of post #30.
Dean | November 30, 2006 at 10:43 am
Family emergencies suck. Fish FTW!
BarbadoSlim | November 30, 2006 at 10:50 am
So, you’re going on a three hour tour, a three hour tour…
Ren | November 30, 2006 at 10:53 am
Guys quit bitching..’Fish dude said family emergency..maybe,just maybe, there’s someone in his family who he finds more important than Britney Spears’ vagina?
BarbadoSlim | November 30, 2006 at 10:53 am
As for the impending bloodbath all I gotta say is BRING IT ON NIGGAZZZ
libtard | November 30, 2006 at 10:54 am
#26
Richport, I think now would be a good time to tell you that i’m really your evil twin.
I’ve had amnesia since birth.
Stay tuned….
chelleann66 | November 30, 2006 at 10:55 am
Response to #39…
You mean annoying, like poster #36??
Mo | November 30, 2006 at 10:55 am
Godspeed, Superfish. We’ll await your next flashes of wisdom…or vagdom.
Pagan Queen | November 30, 2006 at 11:04 am
‘Fish – Hope things go smoothly for you and yours.
JungleRed | November 30, 2006 at 11:06 am
Who the hell has to leave suddenly to go to a place that has no internet access but possibly has coconuts? Your family a tribe of apes? Oh well, at least there’s porn. Sweet, sweet porn. You’ll never abandon me, will you?
Pagan Queen | November 30, 2006 at 11:07 am
All – something interesting about Parasite. Remember awhile back that she was bitten by her pet kinkaju? Well – seems that those critters carry a germ that is related to gonorrhea.
Just another disease to add to her resume.
Pagan Queen | November 30, 2006 at 11:09 am
Hmmmmmmmmm family emergency, coconuts…maybe he is late getting his family to the airport for their vacation to a tropical island. I would consider late for that flight a family emergency, indeed!
kate | November 30, 2006 at 11:20 am
Well, if there’s really a family emergency and not a “I have to lie on a beach for 4 days” emergency, then god speed.
In your honor, I will NOT give the posters posting other gossip sites the satisfaction of me clicking onto them.
Unless they’re one of the other 10 gossip sites I frequent. In that case, whaddyagonnado.