Porschia Coleman is bikini-licious

December 10th, 2007 // 94 Comments

Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons hit the beach in Miami with his new girlfriend model Porschia Coleman over the weekend. I wish I was a funky-fresh millionaire with mad rhymes, so I could score chicks like Porschia. Instead I’ll have to settle for calf muscles you can fry an egg on. Omelet, anyone?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. malicious

    he looks amazed to be with her, as he should

  2. p0nk

    #43 how many of the posters on this site have you seen that you could make such an asshat comment like “… blah blah blah 90% of you … blah blah blah”. just STFU.

  3. sexy! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there. good body with niche boo*S

  4. Url

    she’s got a great body

  5. Jimbo Jones

    These pictures of her coming out of the water remind me of Halle Berry in bond movie.

  6. survey sez

    she’s in much better shape than kimora and probably isn’t as annoying. upgrade.

  7. I Wonder What Her Measurements Are

    Jennifer Love Hewitt,

    This is how the body of someone who is only paid for her looks should look like.

  8. jelly456897

    nice couple.

  9. t.greem

    They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club seekingsugar.com a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!

  10. Busta ryhmes

    She is hott no doubt but he with all his money looks like a total slob. That is straight nasty millionaire or not

  11. Never found monkeys attractive.

  12. Splooge

    39 – why they fuck would they speak British?

  13. burp

    everythings nice except her shoulders…..weird…she looks like a freakin linebacker w/ those things…..manly shoulders…

  14. They are so sweet and romantic!
    I was told by one of my friends that muslim matrimonial site muslimonly.com/i/registration will hold a party for muslim singles, is it real?

  15. Narcissist

    I think Russ should consider wearing more clothing in public.

    PorschLa looks pretty cute in these pics:
    http://www.thelifefiles.com/meet-porschla-colemanruss-new-chick/

    http://www.hiphopmusicclassic.com/news/117/ARTICLE/1481/2007-07-13.html

    @46 and 57 – yup.

    @54 Wouldn’t it be even sweeter and more romantic if he was 54 and she was about 9 years old, though? (Moh the Molester)

  16. dbizle

    Sorry I couldn’t get past the hair, or lack of. I’m not racist or anything, but.. I’m not racist.

  17. She has man-face

  18. littleyellowmonkey

    Hairy? Fat? Bald? Ugly? Just add money.

    This has been a public service announcement.

  19. kitty_kat

    She has a very nice body! But I think its obvious what she’s doing with Captain Ugly Lardass.

  20. bottleblonde

    #61 = douche

  21. bottleblonde

    #61 = douche

  22. bottleblonde

    Sorry for the double post.

  23. Valerie hates talentless hacks

    She’s got a bit of a swimmers body there, notice the shoulders. Good on her for being physically fit.

  24. shallow val

    16 – Now if she can play the guitar like Otis, then that’s be another story.

  25. victor

    Realy hot!! But not hottest!! I meet some hottest girls at uniformedmatch.com

  26. @ 59 - learn how to SPELL

    @43 Porschla is as stupid a name as Porschia – frigging ridiculous.
    Yes she does have a nice body and he is a dirty old pervert for chasing a woman that young, I WONDER what she is after??? Hmmmmmmm media exposure and MONEY is my guess.

  27. Clem

    @62 – Good catch, here it is in Ameriglish:

    Russell: “Hey baby, whatchoo doin here wit no man? What’s yo’ name babe?”
    Porshcia: “Err….ewww! Like, so old – bye. “.
    Russell: “Somebody tell dis bitch who da fuk I am!”
    Porchia’s friend : “Dam Po! Iss Russel Simmons dawg! You crazy grrrl? Dude got mad money !! Go get yo’self some grrrrl!”
    Porchia: “Hiiiii babeeeee!”

  28. Dee

    How old is he? How old is she? She does have agreat body you have to admitt that.

  29. amma

    NOT AS HOT AS KIMORA!

  30. bola

    MAJOR fucking UPGRADE!!! It’s cool being stupid rich. You don’t have to look good or be young to score a hot ass.

  31. Incredible body i like her
    My gallery http://www.spymac.com/details/?2317786

  32. SHE IS A HOT BABE! her bikini is pretty and sexy. that color fits her best, and her build is perfect. galsa at http:/pinkmingle.com have downloaded her hot pics and so on….

  33. Dee

    I don’t know if her face is prettier than Kimora it is hard to tell in the pictures but her body sure is alot better!!!!!!!

  34. money sure does gets me what I need!!

  35. It is a fantastic body. Hot!

  36. Alinka

    Yes she has a great body. Sorry name, though. Leave it to black people to name their offspring all kinds of ridiculous names….: Porscha, Tequilla, Covoissier (I swear I read and heard this one), oh yea and Henessy…

  37. Jamiraquai

    I love blacks. I think everyone should own one…

  38. kellie

    russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

  39. kellie

    russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

  40. kellie

    russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

  41. kellie

    russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

  42. kellie

    russell u need to go back with kimora portia looks like a man who had a operation to be a woman and it failed u stiil see the dude in that bitch

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