Lindsay Lohan’s Porn Double Is A Better Person Than Lindsay Lohan

October 20th, 2011 // 45 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan‘s porn doppelganger Scarlett Fay showing up at the L.A. County Coroner’s office this morning (See how quickly she found the entrance?) in an attempt to help Lindsay out of a jam when it started to look like she’d be late for her court-ordered shift at the morgue. A selfless act that Lindsay wouldn’t even consider for her most dependable dealer. And, you know, people say a lot of things about porn: you can’t watch it at work, they focus on the dude’s face too much, it shows how awful your wife/girlfriend is in the sack, but at the end of the day, and unlike those big-shot Hollywood movies, it stars kind-hearted souls just trying to help people’s lives for three-to-five minutes. Angels, if you will.

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  1. Panty Bear

    First! I’m a total virgin, it’s my first time!

  2. she needs collagen.. and highlighters for her teeth

  3. Deacon Jones

    My biggest gripe on porn movies (especially the 80s) are the fucking zoomed in shots they show for 2 minutes straight, to the same cheesy music.

    Show that bitches’ face! Fuck yo couch!

    • My biggest complaint is bitches making some annoying dying animal noise that repeats over and over…that or gagging noises. I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t find the “I’m about to puke on your $800 Calvin Klein bedding sound” to be very arousing.

    • GeorgeWBush

      My biggest gripe on porn movies (especially the 90s) are the fucking zoomed in shots of the guy’s hairy ass pumping away for 2 minutes, and then right before the scene ends, then you get to finally see the HOT babe and only after she gets a load of jiz

    • TomFrank

      My biggest gripe was when they stretched a 2-minute sex scene into 5 minutes by replaying some of the same footage with a different voice (moan?) track that didn’t quite synch up, as if we were too horny and busy jacking off to notice. But I DID notice…after the third or fourth viewing, anyway.

    • Cock Dr

      All the men in porn look like Central American gang member rejects, with terrible tattoos. This does not work for me.

    • crack is for banging

      watching dogs hump has much the same effect

  4. beer4b

    My eyes are burning.

    @beer4breakfast7

  5. imabrat

    She could also use a face bloater if she really wants to be a double, and put some dots on those legs, arms and chest.

  6. stratacat

    she’ll need a can of orange spray paint and a colander if she’s gonna be doppelgangbanging lindsay anytime soon.

  7. Briane Pagel

    Wait: She really sent a double to do her community service? Is this for real? She knows “Parent Trap” wasn’t a true story, right?

  8. Rebelminion

    So, I guess calling someone a “Look alike” no longer is associated with actually “Looking LIke” someone? This one looks as much ilke punky brewster as she doses Lohan.

    • TomFrank

      Yeah, this Lindsay double looks like the 2005 version. Also, I was thinking of doing something with that “she doses Lohan” typo, but it really doesn’t seem worth the effort.

  9. No rough, no glory!

    This chick looks cleaner than Lilo, while Lilo looks like a 10%er unless she’s being photoshop..

  10. Let’s sum up Lindsay Lohan’s life in one sentence: The actress who portrays her in graphic porn movies looks cleaner, healthier, and is able to keep appointments on time more often than Lindsay herself.

  11. ace11

    Don’t Know

    I’d sleep with her

    and wouldn’t regret it

  12. Dan

    God Bless America!

  13. Tricksterick

    Prolly won’t be long til we see a girl-on-girl “Lindsay does Lindsay” porn flick starring these two. It’d be a major career comeback move for her at this point… If “real” people like us pulled HALF the stupid shit she’s gotten away with thus far they’da locked our stupid asses up a long fuckin’ time ago. Did anybody think to have her piss in a cup while she was there?? Cuz they sure as fuck woulda made ME do it!

    • Pippy Longcockings

      Except Scarlett Fay has too much self respect to ever do porn scene with Lindsay. Even porn stars won’t do some things for $$!

  14. Lindsay Lohan Porno Look A Like Scarlett Fay
    Count of Monte Fisto
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she knows which entrance she needs to use for her services, if you know what I mean.

  15. Rabbit

    she looks nothing like LL

  16. Mr Obvious

    I think LiLo is the used up porn star version of this chick.

  17. Holy shit, you can’t buy publicity like this… absolute genius!

  18. Ponkur

    Lindsay is going to be competing for roles with this chick soon enough. And they’ll all hire this chick.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Porno Look A Like Scarlett Fay
    Fish Monger
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t look like lindsay, there’s no dirt trail or flies in her eyes.

  20. Archies_Leach

    WTF? A “porn double”?

    Geebus krist you think ANY of us gives a flying fucking concern to “who” is the “talent” while we’re taking care of the wood to what we’re viewing the porn FOR?

    IDIOTS: porn is VERY straightforward: 1) big tits 2) big tight ass 3) deep throat.

    FUCK WE’RE NOT TALKING ROCKET SCIENCE HERE YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS.
    .

  21. doppelganger

    you’re welcome, fish

  22. Notyomomma

    Rebelminion, I think they look a lot a like except Lindsay has had awful stuff done to her face. Mc Feeley, if you don’t like porn don’t watch it! Don’t be a bitch people. Talking down on this Lindsay loo a like just makes you look like jealous asses

  23. Pretzels

    So I’m scrolling through the posts on the site and WHAM! I see my friend from high school on here. I knew she was doing porn but I didn’t expect to ever she her on here lol

  24. frankie

    this chick doesn’t have Lindsey’s duck lips…quack, quack!

  25. rezaul 622

    In the description field, credit for the hack was claimed by a YouTube user named MrEdxwx, working in collaboration with another YouTuber user who goes by MrSuicider91.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Porno Look A Like Scarlett Fay
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    looks nothing like her fake as pricks

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