Here’s Lindsay Lohan‘s porn doppelganger Scarlett Fay showing up at the L.A. County Coroner’s office this morning (See how quickly she found the entrance?) in an attempt to help Lindsay out of a jam when it started to look like she’d be late for her court-ordered shift at the morgue. A selfless act that Lindsay wouldn’t even consider for her most dependable dealer. And, you know, people say a lot of things about porn: you can’t watch it at work, they focus on the dude’s face too much, it shows how awful your wife/girlfriend is in the sack, but at the end of the day, and unlike those big-shot Hollywood movies, it stars kind-hearted souls just trying to help people’s lives for three-to-five minutes. Angels, if you will.
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First! I’m a total virgin, it’s my first time!
she needs collagen.. and highlighters for her teeth
Those yellow markers? That would make her teeth yellow (or pink if you meant the pink ones.)
That’s his point. If she’s trying to look like Lindsay, she needs yellow teeth.
My biggest gripe on porn movies (especially the 80s) are the fucking zoomed in shots they show for 2 minutes straight, to the same cheesy music.
Show that bitches’ face! Fuck yo couch!
My biggest complaint is bitches making some annoying dying animal noise that repeats over and over…that or gagging noises. I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t find the “I’m about to puke on your $800 Calvin Klein bedding sound” to be very arousing.
My biggest gripe on porn movies (especially the 90s) are the fucking zoomed in shots of the guy’s hairy ass pumping away for 2 minutes, and then right before the scene ends, then you get to finally see the HOT babe and only after she gets a load of jiz
My biggest gripe was when they stretched a 2-minute sex scene into 5 minutes by replaying some of the same footage with a different voice (moan?) track that didn’t quite synch up, as if we were too horny and busy jacking off to notice. But I DID notice…after the third or fourth viewing, anyway.
^ What they said^
All the men in porn look like Central American gang member rejects, with terrible tattoos. This does not work for me.
watching dogs hump has much the same effect
My eyes are burning.
@beer4breakfast7
She could also use a face bloater if she really wants to be a double, and put some dots on those legs, arms and chest.
True, and she needs more bleach on her hair, and more dead, animal hair extensions.
she’ll need a can of orange spray paint and a colander if she’s gonna be doppelgangbanging lindsay anytime soon.
hahahaahahaha!
lol
Wait: She really sent a double to do her community service? Is this for real? She knows “Parent Trap” wasn’t a true story, right?
So, I guess calling someone a “Look alike” no longer is associated with actually “Looking LIke” someone? This one looks as much ilke punky brewster as she doses Lohan.
Yeah, this Lindsay double looks like the 2005 version. Also, I was thinking of doing something with that “she doses Lohan” typo, but it really doesn’t seem worth the effort.
This chick looks cleaner than Lilo, while Lilo looks like a 10%er unless she’s being photoshop..
Let’s sum up Lindsay Lohan’s life in one sentence: The actress who portrays her in graphic porn movies looks cleaner, healthier, and is able to keep appointments on time more often than Lindsay herself.
ha! for real
Wow… that’s deep man…
When you put it that way…geez I guess Blohan really IS a fucking piece of shit!
Don’t Know
I’d sleep with her
and wouldn’t regret it
And then comes the burning feeling.
God Bless America!
Prolly won’t be long til we see a girl-on-girl “Lindsay does Lindsay” porn flick starring these two. It’d be a major career comeback move for her at this point… If “real” people like us pulled HALF the stupid shit she’s gotten away with thus far they’da locked our stupid asses up a long fuckin’ time ago. Did anybody think to have her piss in a cup while she was there?? Cuz they sure as fuck woulda made ME do it!
Except Scarlett Fay has too much self respect to ever do porn scene with Lindsay. Even porn stars won’t do some things for $$!
I bet she knows which entrance she needs to use for her services, if you know what I mean.
she looks nothing like LL
I think LiLo is the used up porn star version of this chick.
She’s missing the freckles
http://galleries.teamskeet.com/ts/1292/pics/09.jpg
Holy shit, you can’t buy publicity like this… absolute genius!
Lindsay is going to be competing for roles with this chick soon enough. And they’ll all hire this chick.
Doesn’t look like lindsay, there’s no dirt trail or flies in her eyes.
WTF? A “porn double”?
Geebus krist you think ANY of us gives a flying fucking concern to “who” is the “talent” while we’re taking care of the wood to what we’re viewing the porn FOR?
IDIOTS: porn is VERY straightforward: 1) big tits 2) big tight ass 3) deep throat.
FUCK WE’RE NOT TALKING ROCKET SCIENCE HERE YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS.
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you’re welcome, fish
Rebelminion, I think they look a lot a like except Lindsay has had awful stuff done to her face. Mc Feeley, if you don’t like porn don’t watch it! Don’t be a bitch people. Talking down on this Lindsay loo a like just makes you look like jealous asses
You clearly didn’t read what I wrote…or at least didn’t comprehend it. I’ll use smaller words next time.
Like this: you dum
So I’m scrolling through the posts on the site and WHAM! I see my friend from high school on here. I knew she was doing porn but I didn’t expect to ever she her on here lol
this chick doesn’t have Lindsey’s duck lips…quack, quack!
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looks nothing like her fake as pricks