Poppy Montgomery Can Cook Without Pants On, Too

By: The Superficial / September 20, 2011

Ala Chrissy Teigen, here’s Without a Trace, and now Unforgettable, star Poppy Montgomery posing for Esquire.com in her underwear while pretending to cook a delicious meal. Except she openly admits she can’t cook which is my fault for reading the photo captions thus ruining the fantasy. Seriously, who keeps putting words on the Internet? You’re ruining it for everybody. Also, we need room for videos of Hugh Jackman on Monday Night Raw in case people haven’t figured out Real Steel is “a giant, metallic abortion on par with vacuuming a cheese grater out of your uterus,” says Siskel and Ebert.

One of them’s dead aren’t they? Awkward.

Photos: Esquire/MeInMyPlace.com