Ala Chrissy Teigen, here’s Without a Trace, and now Unforgettable, star Poppy Montgomery posing for Esquire.com in her underwear while pretending to cook a delicious meal. Except she openly admits she can’t cook which is my fault for reading the photo captions thus ruining the fantasy. Seriously, who keeps putting words on the Internet? You’re ruining it for everybody. Also, we need room for videos of Hugh Jackman on Monday Night Raw in case people haven’t figured out Real Steel is “a giant, metallic abortion on par with vacuuming a cheese grater out of your uterus,” says Siskel and Ebert.
One of them’s dead aren’t they? Awkward.
Photos: Esquire/MeInMyPlace.com
I’ll contribute here to say that I’ve met her and she is a horrendous, selfish bitch. And she is really fucking hot too.
So what? Do you want to fuck her, or ask her to help you build a homeless shelter? With an ass like that, she can be the most selfish bitch in the world, and no one will care.
Eh… if you are just fucking her and leaving it is OK, but you don’t want to be in any kind of relationship with them.
Also, usually selfish people are selfish in bed too. Just saying.
Jesus always says he met everyone..that whole I’m everywhere magic.
Daaaaaaamn, she got some meat on that ass.
The show looks horrendous, but i’ve had my eye on her with the promos.
I wonder if she has handled beef in her lifetime.
She may not be able to cook, but she’s poppin’ fresh dough from where I sit.
nice stink tank!
I love the ginger Poppy!
I guess if you’re tapping that action, being fed a pickle omelet is something you can live with.
Those look like cucumbers… OK in an omelet.
Sausage would be better.
hmm…I wonder why pickles and cucumbers might look so similar? I better ask a priest, they have all the real answers.
She’s Australian—presumably there will be Vegemite. So when Fish says she’s “pretending to cook a delicious meal,” it’s not the cooking part that’s pretense.
I don’t know-her ass looks like a pancake and her titties don’t look much better. I feel like if you looked harder you could see her gray roots on that cheap dye job.
I’m going to go against the grain here and say she doesn’t do much for me… not interested for some reason.
Or maybe I am totally desensitized from Christina Hendricks.
ALSO RE: Ad on the left. Kendra wrote a book?
I didn’t know she could read!
*zing!*
She can nuke my corndog!
Honey, you don’t need that cucumber anymore.
I’m here now.
Oh, you like it like that huh?
Ok then keep the cucumber too.
yupyup, Kendra wrote a book – seems it’s not too half-bad either! Both the people who read it give a thumbs-up.
Needs more airbrush.
(not sarcasm)
Yeah I’m shallow. Wanna fight about it?
^ Ha no one even cared..
Who cares? It’s not like you’d get to bang her anyway.
niceeee
Poppy Harlow still > Poppy Montgomery
lol “Me, In My Place,” with the main photo in the kitchen. Nice.
She is a hottie but gingers have no soul .
So you’re saying she’s a drum machine?
Pancake ass.
Poppy poped out my puppy
so to all american ladies: GET YOUR ASS IN THE KITCHEN.
as fast as you can!!!
I’m 98% more interested in banging her and 0% more interested in watching her new show.
Her show kind of sucks and she looks way older on the show than she does here in these photos.
more like floppy
I don’t think she should be showing that ass off
All side shots, cuz her boobies have that old lady sag……
i just poppy’d a boner
And that’s how you get pink eye from an omelet.
Chopping up peppers without pants on… recipe for disaster.
..just saying. Eventually it’s gonna end up in your eyes or urethra…
Way to be an example for the kids, poppy.
Chopping up peppers while not wearing pants… recipe for disaster.
Just saying.. eventually it’s going to end up in your eyes or urethra.
Way to be an example for the kids, Poppy.
damn she’s 36!!! Yes 36!! looks awesome.
OMG hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot!
Uh! Tink Shes’ sexy bt wonda y she mst bare it all, evry nw nd thn.smebdy pls tel mi if she’s got boyfriend cos i ma …..
OMG… I love those freckles!!! Gorgeous posterior.
She is rocking that black, slinky slip that would be on the damn floor in a minute if I were there. Her ass looks damn good for being in her 40′s.
Her ass looks too big? Seriously??? Like you wouldn’t nail her 5 times before sunrise!
that is one fantastic looking ass…! and love her new show “Unforgetable”
DAT ASS
Did he say Poopy Montgomery? She’s got an ass made for stuffing.
she is not a redhead. she is brunette died red …
I’d be too full from eating her pussy to have any room for a sammitch!
Why so much interest in her ass? I would stuff her sweet pussy!
@NunyoBidnez. If she’s making a sammitch while you’re plowing her fields, you’re not doing it right.
WEAR A THONG AND MAKE ME SOMETHING TO EAT BEFORE I DO YOU!
because her ass got touched in the kitchen?
HER ASS LOOKS TOO BIG!
WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR FUCKING! USE AND ABUSE!
I guess that makes them twice as worthwhile as a man. That remark is so outdated. Chauvinist.