Please believe we’re f-cking.

March 12th, 2010 // 89 Comments

PRODUCER: So, listen, they wouldn’t let us call the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2 and you’re a spinster so you can’t exactly have an adulterous affair with a single man.
JENNIFER ANISTON: What if I wear a dress that almost shows my vagina?
PRODUCER: …. Make it happen.

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  1. Gueibor

    Oh, and, #45? Yeah, we don’t give a shit.

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  3. Gueibor

    Also, seeing Butler with a (sort of) beard again, I keep half-expecting him to start kicking people into pits.
    “This! Is! Bulshiiiiiiit!!!”

  4. Twinkle

    Like Michael Kors on Project Runway likes to say “short, tight, shiny, tacky”.

  5. I think she’s sexier than bony, dried-up Angie, and Jen might be older but doesn’t look any older.

  6. They opened in London as Butler is popular – if they opened in the USA people would know what a crap film it is.

  7. nasty

    Mayer shat and pee-ed on that…while letting the sloppy ends of Perez.

    She is forever spoiled and doomed now. Which man will take the risk of hitting Mayer’s sloppy ends ? The guy goes to every holes, boinke his fans male and female alike and throw his pizz and poop in the mix !!!

    That’s too much to handle for any man coming after him . She should just try a third time around with the true love of her life : John Mayer.

  8. Idon’t think that when people grow up, they will become morebroad-minded and can accept everything. Conversely, I think it’s aselecting process, knowing what’s the most important and what’s theleast. And then be a simple man

  9. Diane

    I actually think they look good together. For some reason, whenever I see them together, I think they seem “right.”

  10. Just saying

    @Diane Jen does not like it when you try to put her and GB together. Guess you don’t believe her either. I don’t blame you. Jen look like a 2-bit hooker. Frigid.

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  12. these two are really a couple until a couple month after the movie’s released.

  13. Luthor

    Delicious thighs!

  14. captain america

    …………….jenn?
    PLEASE GO BACK TO GREECE!!
    (maybe they know a solution?)

  15. Boogeyman King Dong

    Oh yeah,i’d believe they’d frequently some serious fapping.Where dat sex tape!?

  16. Nero

    I might hope he’d give her the Spartanic treatment is he? Because she might like it.

  17. Rhialto

    You know,about Brangelina,i think they don’t split because Jennifer Aniston is totally over him.It’s only friendship what remains to her.

  18. Darth

    I’d feel serious intentions to see The Bounty Hunter to watch the chemistry working between them.

  19. Galtacticus

    I think that her anchestors blood can’t forgive Brad Pitt’s cheating.Because that’s the way how they run in that region.

  20. K

    #45, nice try but you’re obviously a liar.

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  22. His Huge Greatness Himself

    #69-71
    May i remind you that you’re supposed to be mean,nasty,cruel and merciless!? Nasty smelling,blood soaked eyes and foaming at the mouth.Where have the good days gone!? You’d look like a bunch of kittens here.

  23. Isabel

    When all is said and done, I just really want her hair. Or hairdresser. That is all.

  24. I agree, Jenn’s hair is natural, thick Greeek hair. She is a cool girl! Angelina has a lot of ewally dark issues that will eventually come up and bite Brad in the balls. She is mentally not right. The kids and her Mother Teresa persona will soon pale in her interest and she’ll want to go and drink some weird-ass guys blood.

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  35. crat

    I beg of you all-powerful movie executives: stop foisting this untalented, 41-year-old, narcissistic hag upon us.

  36. Angie

    I love her too. She’s fabulous, great looking, the best hair and legs EVER and I say, you GO girl! Love em and dump em!

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  38. He signed for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. He really tried to save his marriage, but she does not even like her any effort.I as an actress, but not as a person. I think it will be really happy the day he found his true love

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