Playmate of the Year was a Disney princess

kmonaco-playmate-of-year.jpgA former dancer at Walt Disney World who used to dress as Cinderella and Snow White has been named Playboy’s Playmate of the Year. Kara Monaco was awarded the title yesterday, which includes a check for $100,000, a car, and a sports motorbike.

I’m starting to remember why I love visiting Disneyland so much. It’s not for the rides or the atmosphere, it’s for the shows populated by future Playboy models. And sure, oggling Ariel and Belle might be considered inappropriate, but if they don’t want me to drop my pants and masturbate in front of the children they should put up a sign that says so.