The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
Alright, folks, here’s today’s installment of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which I’m leaving you with while I bounce to start my annual vacation and place you in the soft, tender Italian hands of Photo Boy who I’ve already tasked with turning a tale about Gwyneth Paltrow‘s hairy vagina into sweet mozz’rella. (Will you get a Weekend Nerdior? Depends on my calabash levels.) On that note, since I wrote all this below Instagrams of Playmates exactly five of you read this, so fill in the others, or make up some story about how I got syphilis from banging a dragon. Actually, now I want to change the whole post to that: I’m banging a dragon.
Photos: Courtesy of Playboy