The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

April 26th, 2013 // 15 Comments

Alright, folks, here’s today’s installment of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which I’m leaving you with while I bounce to start my annual vacation and place you in the soft, tender Italian hands of Photo Boy who I’ve already tasked with turning a tale about Gwyneth Paltrow‘s hairy vagina into sweet mozz’rella. (Will you get a Weekend Nerdior? Depends on my calabash levels.) On that note, since I wrote all this below Instagrams of Playmates exactly five of you read this, so fill in the others, or make up some story about how I got syphilis from banging a dragon. Actually, now I want to change the whole post to that: I’m banging a dragon.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy

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  1. Shelby Chesnes
    cc
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    Thank God.

  2. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    I am having this framed for my office.

  3. pornstar

    I need an office.

  4. Tiffany Toth
    poo
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    can you fix this so the whole pic is shown??

  5. Shelby Chesnes
    Raymond Flattenburg
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    George Jones passed away

  6. “Actually, now I want to change the whole post to that: I’m banging a dragon.”
    Did that for years. She finally threw me out of the house when I started banging a princess instead.

  7. Ciara Price
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    This is Jaclyn Swedberg…

  8. Shelby Chesnes
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    nice bod, cute tiny waist

  9. Tiffany Toth
    MORONS
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    where is the rest of the picture you goddamn fucking idiots?

  10. Tiffany Toth
    carpaltunnel
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    FIX THESE PICS SO WE CAN ACTUALLY SEE THEM!

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