The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams coming at you early because clearly we’re devout Christians who respect the sanctity and deep spiritual meaning of Get Ready For Zombie Jesus Friday. Or at least I am, but stupid Photo Boy wouldn’t let me make him bleed from his hands, so he hopes he likes Hell. (Say hi to Satan Obama for me.) Anyway, here’s a bunch of women of ill repute which Jesus was always big on hanging out with. Let us pray.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy