The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

December 14th, 2012 // 35 Comments

And now for the joyous time of the week when we reflect on the events of days gone by, but mostly just the Playmates who Instagrammed pictures of themselves in a bathroom mirror during them because I honestly couldn’t even tell you what happened 30 minutes ago. (Something about a shower curtain? That can’t be right.) Anyway, enjoy the lovely, shameless ladies and be sure to commit the last photo to memory so it can be presented again as Exhibit A in State of California v. Michael Bay’s Exploding Raperari. In fact, why doesn’t everybody make a copy? Copies would be better.

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    Deacon Jones
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    this girl is hot

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    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, who let Chunk slip into this photo?

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    Cock Dr
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    What a scary sandwich.

  4. Drew

    You mean, “This week in filler content of girls I could see fully naked in compromising positions instead”.

  5. Nack Jicholson

    this feature sucks.

  6. Okay, why is it with this feature that the main pics cut off the bottom 20% or so, and you can only see the whole thing by clicking the zoom button and then mousing over? Why can’t you display the whole picture from the get-go? Why are you making us work so hard to see that extra amount of breast and/or ass? Do you not realize that some of us are trying our darnedest to scan through the gallery with one hand?

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    DM
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    tumblr should be your companion during this gallery visit!

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    it had to be said
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    I like how Tyson, of all people, looks scared.

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    Hey, remember that time Michael Bay said he sometimes lies awake at night in bed thinking up new explosions? I think I just figured out what he meant by that.

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    Ronaldo
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    nice

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    Well, we do some modelling, but we are really actresses. We take our craft seriously, as it is an art form. We just got roles in: “Top Heavy Bimbo cops vs Sexy Sluts in the Slammer.” It’s an art film.

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    cc
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    I have to say, she looks damn pretty.

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    Abner
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    This pic pre-dates Instagram by a lot.

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    viva
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    looks like a young carmen electra

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    cc
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    2 in the Pomplun, 1 in the pumpkin….or something.

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    cc
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    That’s the ‘Lets skip the cross country skiiing and have sex look.” Which is good.

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    cc
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    Can we not have any pictures with this withered old goat in them please?

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    cc
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    Irina Voronina’s ass is something to see.

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    cc
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    The kids from the idiotic namespellings era are growing up, I see. ‘Sheridyn’ for fuck’s sake.

    • Vhyjul

      I shit you not: my neighbors just named their new daughter Mahjykk Destyny (first one’s apparently pronounced “magic”).
      Sorely tempted to call CPS on them and see if they can find an adoptive pack of wolves who’ll rename her.,

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    viva
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    all these chicks are butt ugly, i guess the right one’s the best despite that whatever the fuck it is on her chin

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    viva
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    butterboobs, playboy’s really gone down hill

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    Beer Baron
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    “Oh tee hee, I’m a nerd!! LOLZ!”

    Calm down, you’re just a whore who found some glasses.

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    Beer Baron
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    Do you even work out, bro?

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    Am confused. Are these pigs, or are these ducks?

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    Very nice!

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    Deacon Jones
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    Ill bet anything he ended up banging that asian chick

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    Laura
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    They’re so young! :( exploitative Playboy :/

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    Laura
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    BOO to Bay and Tyson!

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    Vhyjul
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    looks cheap and pretty, just the way playboy likes ‘em

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    Mama Pinkus
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    that gal is not a narcissist; not at all

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