PlasticHeidi BotoxFace in Lingerie

Hahaha, Jesus. I didn’t think her open mouth shit could get any more annoying, but there it is. Except now it’s exceptionally hilarious, especially the pics where she’s “eating.” All I hear is “heeerrrppppp!!” or some equally retarded noise when I see her gaping gob. An idiot with too much money and no idea what to do with it, who ruins her face, hairline, and eyebrows, and is obviously bad in bed but still tries to be some kind of “sex symbol.”

She’s absolutely got to be fucking the paparazzi as payment for them being #2 on her speed dial. Of course, Ken doesn’t care; he’s out getting butt-fucked by crack heads in the alleys of Beverly Hills. The next time I want to see her on here, she better have died in a luge accident going 90 mph into a pole somewhere.

She’s literally incapable of a real smile, isn’t she? How horrific. I forget, what did Jesus say about plastic surgery? He was all for it, right? Barf!

I thought we wouldn’t have to see any more pics of these idiots. She’s a pathetic freak.

She looks good to me. I’d certainly do her. And you motherscratchers think she’s ugly?

who cares, she looks hot. I’d fuck her

Dead.In.The.Eyes

Looks like this chick could take a hit on the chin from Tyson and not feel a damn thing.

LMFAO. Epic Fail.

Anyone else notice that she is incapable of a full smile now? Her face is frozen. She is going to look so bad by the time she is 30. I pity her because its sad to see someone that unhappy with themselves that she has to put on such an idiotic show and destroy her body for attention.

Is her box as plastic as her fuglyface? Stupidcunt should just kill herself.

please dont take the fact that i just gave these pictures hits as indication that i want to actually see any posts about heidi. i just couldnt resist and now i feel so ashamed. she really was so much prettier before.

Wow, now that she’s animated she looks just like she did before all the recent surgery only now shes got a square jaw to go along with the long face.

bring on the porn now!

Hot. I’d hit that until I died a happy man.

what happened? she looked really bad and puffy in the first pictures that came out. in her “yoga” pictures it was generally agreed that she looked good because the swelling had gone down. and now she looks horrible again. hmm…?

Put some makeup on it.

OMG, I have those same panties and they are crotchless!!

can we see her COCK please??

Seriously, what do her parents think of this? (shakes head)

OMG, Heid-Stein stole the look of Freddy Mercury chin…..!! Excesive botox and surgeries transforms this idiot in female version of Robert Z’Dar….yikes!

am I the only one who thinks that she has a Terminator’s jaw, especially in the first pictures?

Arnold must be proud!

Whats up with that chin?

See used to be doable. Now she looks kinda like a younger “Rocky Dennis”.

What a drag to spend a ton of money on plastic surgery and come out looking WORSE! UGH!

the last thing she need right now is a brain surgery…..how did she forgot that one???

tik, tok, tik, tok……buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. You’re time is up and no you can’t feed the meter for another 15 minutes.

What a ho.

Fuck ugly-now in plastic!

Fuck ugly-now in plastic!

FUGLY-now in plastic!

I think she’s one dirty video away from coming back, either showing penetration w/ her strap-oning Spencer or showing him penetrating her, both would be equally amazing (not the ass Spencer, that’s cheating)

what a weirdo

She looked plastic-perfect in the first post-surgery pics, now her eyes and jawline remind me of… Tori Spelling. What the hell?

I love her looks and would fuck her anytime, anyplace

her jaw is as big as don corleone’s

Her jaw now reminds me of the Predator.

Her jaw looks like Stan on American Dad.

What is that thong on the bed? Are we supposed to assume she took her panties off? DISTURBING!!!!!!

Can’t wait to see her in a bikini!
And I’m eternally grateful for excluding her fake husband from these sets!

She looks great in pic 13, I think she’s hot, I would’t say no to her if she wants some sexy time with me

Dear God, this poor wretched thing gets all her self-worth from superficial sexual validation and appears to be terrified of aging at the ripe old age of 23. There will not be a pretty ending for this story.

If you look at these pics for more than 3 seconds, your penis will die for 37 hours….

Okay what the hell? Maybe its just the lack of makeup, but she is beginning to look freaky, seriously. Very unnatural looking face. I can only imagine what she’ll look like at 40 *shudders* It’s her body and she can do whatever obviously…but this is just sad…she is 23.

Paris Hilton called and wants her wonky eye back.

looks like jenna jameson. Her face is just creepy now…and they should have fixed her jaw! haha

her chin is still so big that she stilll looks like FRANKENSTIEN! ewwwwwwwww bigger than jay lenos filthy chin … grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

her chin still looks like jay leno’s…

she looked better before she got all nip tucked. But so did lil Kim, 5 more years and she will have those outta control hollywood lips.

I forgot, what is it she does again.

Why is it in her yoga photos she looked incredibly hot and perfect, now she is resembling a plastic alien freak here?

She looks like a tranny now – actually I know trannies who are better looking than this!!!!!!!