PlasticHeidi BotoxFace in Lingerie

February 15th, 2010 // 304 Comments

And we’re back to this.

You know you’re broke when you invite the paparazzi into your Valentine’s Day suite that it’s painfully clear no one is having sex in. Unless you count Spencer Pratt masturbating to gay porn while Heidi’s power core charges and realizing she’s easy to clean. “Ha ha. It’s like coming on a vinyl seat. Whee!”

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Comments (304)

  1. Ouch | February 15, 2010 at 11:42 am

    WTF???

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  2. Via Cincy | February 15, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Gross

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  3. Crabby Old Guy | February 15, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Cool, Barbie has a lame wanabe porn set up now! Those folks at Mattel think of every angle! Can’t wait to see Ken all dressed up pimp-like. Yo!

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  4. Evan | February 15, 2010 at 11:46 am

    KAPLAAAAA

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  5. Jade | February 15, 2010 at 11:46 am

    She needs to stop trying to pursue music and get in the porn industry. It’s really the only thing she will actually be good at. And damn did she waste her money on her face. She still fugly……….just sayin..

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  6. Kayla | February 15, 2010 at 11:48 am

    Damn, 12+ plastic surgeries and she’s STILL ugly. How depressing.

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  7. .... | February 15, 2010 at 11:49 am

    Looks like a pornstar…

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  8. mamila | February 15, 2010 at 11:52 am

    8..

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  9. Anna | February 15, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Nice work on the chin. She went from looking like like a witch to having a Frankenstein jawline. Idiot whore.

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  10. j2k | February 15, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Shit, I think she might actually have managed to cross the uncanny valley in reverse.

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  11. LOLWUT | February 15, 2010 at 11:59 am

    I thought we had moved on from posting up every stupid thing this plastic bitch does?

    Come on Fish..

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  12. Saucy | February 15, 2010 at 11:59 am

    She was so much better looking before….Annoying either way.

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  13. kaylia | February 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    she is sooo close to a carrier in porn… who is this bitch anyway?

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  14. Kaylia | February 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    she is sooo close to a career in porn… who is this bitch anyway?

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  15. marmar | February 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    It was so much better when her face was too stiff to move and she couldn’t make these ridiculously vapid expressions she thinks are sexy. Maybe she should get some more botox so way she can train her face to look human.

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  16. AteIsEnough | February 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    @12…totally agree. At least the douche she’s married to isn’t included.

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  17. ChappedStick | February 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    and i thought she looked ugly before….woof

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  18. Armando | February 15, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    Poor Heidi, she just needs a dude with nine inches or better. Add a couple of eightballs and we have a weekend.
    Call me babe!

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  19. boner | February 15, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    i just masturbated and busted a fat nut to these pics. i feel dirty now.

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  20. Kathleen | February 15, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    Congratulations, you actually managed to make yourself uglier.

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  21. JMack | February 15, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Jesus H Christ. She looks like a rhinoceros that lost weight, ran it self off a fucking bridge, got raped by a bunch of pygmies and then went fishing for 5 years in the deep south with cousin jed. How could she possibly think that plastic surgery would help her situation. She was much better looking before all this bullshit. What a shame.

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  22. Beebee | February 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    I bet when she finally does smile, her face is gonna crack like concrete on a hot day

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  23. NG | February 15, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    When is Spencer doing his plastic makeover? He could start by removing his nuts and then they’d be a perfect couple.

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  24. Jellocee | February 15, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    I see fat rolls and cellulite…just sayin.
    Not that I have any room to talk, but she seems to have a problem with both so I thought i’d point it out.

    also… how uncomfortable does she look? It’s like a cross between having to take a dump, having a dildo shoved up her ass, sitting on a dog and about to puke.

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  25. Stacey | February 15, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    She reduced her chin, but why does her jaw look more manly then ever now? She looks like a tranny.

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  26. JR | February 15, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Fish made a good call. There’s about as much sex happening in that room as your average Sci Fi convention.

    I take that back. The Sci Fi nerds get more sex.

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  27. AliKat | February 15, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    I’m impressed! Finally a gal taking an active roll in making herself look like the best drag queen she can be! FABULOUS!!!

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  28. Ralphie | February 15, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Jesus is rolling over in his grave!

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  29. lol? | February 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    strange…

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  30. poobs | February 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Stop hating…she looks hot.

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  31. Stacey | February 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Seriously WTH is going on with that jaw in pic #1? It’s totally grossing me out.

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  32. P.P. Douglas | February 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Her beautiful toes are her greatest asset and they aren’t really shown here, I hope she does more feet pics in the future because these don’t do her justice.

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  33. Bob Smith | February 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    At least she can’t do her signature mouth open pose anymore.

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  34. rien | February 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    @24 : exactly. This is just practice for her future career taking beer bottles and giant rubber dongers for the camera.

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  35. joe lovehammer | February 15, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    absolutely Heideous!…NOT sexy…I’d rather run my man-junk through one of those things they thread pipe with!

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  36. arealcad | February 15, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    Where did they shoot this cheap-ass set? A Holiday Inn?

    The stylist should of put a dust ruffle on the bed to cover the box spring and a Magic Fingers coin gizmo next to the bed.

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  37. boo | February 15, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    How is it that her chin still looks MASSIVE?????

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  38. Amber | February 15, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    I like how all the Fredericks bags and packages “just happen to be sitting there” but yet.. her panties are from Target and less than $10. I know this because I also have a pair. Classy, I know.

    I also like that she just sheds her outfit and throws it aside so it is still in all the shots. What a great photographer.

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  39. Chocolate | February 15, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    i thought she looked fake but good before – now she looks soo disgusting. this is not hot. her chin/jaw area looks like a mans…. what an idiot she ruined her face

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  40. abby | February 15, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    I don’t get the whole OPEN MOUTH thing. Is that her trademark? I don’t think she ever needed any work done on her face. Just close your mouth, it’s awkward.

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  41. Superevil | February 15, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Fish if you despise this cunt so much how come every post with her ends up in the #1 spot on the So Freaking Hot section?

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  42. the ultimate font of knowledge | February 15, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    this bitch will commit suicide within the next 10 years

    bet on it

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  43. LorenW | February 15, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    She looked better before.
    :-(

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  44. black jesus | February 15, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    btw did any of you guys ever see that movie called “Mask”? the old one with Cher in it

    yeh this is his sister

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  45. Hottie Lover | February 15, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Poor thing… she looks ten years older now! This should teach young girls not to go nuts with this BS!!!

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  46. get pregnant girl | February 15, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Looking forward to the next one.

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  47. katie | February 15, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    she looks horrible

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  48. Hottie Lover | February 15, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    WTF?!!? Poor thing… she looks ten years older now! This should teach young girls not to go nuts with this BS!!! She was attractive when she started that foolish show!

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  49. maham | February 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    She is straight-up tranny now, holy fug.

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  50. Pavementaled | February 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    This is just like when that girl from Dirty Dancing changed her nose and didnt get work anymore, except for the lingerie pictures and playboy and a new possible playboy and a gay husband who doesnt care if he gives his wife naked to the world in the name of Jesus. So… yeah just like that.

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