PlasticHeidi BotoxFace in Lingerie

And we’re back to this.

You know you’re broke when you invite the paparazzi into your Valentine’s Day suite that it’s painfully clear no one is having sex in. Unless you count Spencer Pratt masturbating to gay porn while Heidi’s power core charges and realizing she’s easy to clean. “Ha ha. It’s like coming on a vinyl seat. Whee!”