Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Celebs Trying to Cheat Nature But Instead Looking Like Quasimodo’s Inbred Cousin, Fullmodo. You guys had such a blast with the last gallery, we decided to give it another go. So, who’s inside? Not even the greatest minds know for sure. But I bet Janice Dickinson’s first – because I’m psychic, ladies?
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January 22nd, 2009 // 92 Comments
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That picture of Janice is giving me Nicholson Joker flashbacks from ’89
I’d boink Fergie like there’s no tomorrow.
The hell is Nicole Kidman doing in this?!
@30 Are you fucking nuts??
Darryl Hannah looks good? Do you even know what she used to look like?
Go watch Bladerunner and get back to me.
Does anyone think Melanie Griffith is good looking in any way ?
I don’t understand why a hot stud like Antonio Banderas would choose this tasteless woman who looks much older than her age.
This is just scary…with all these horror movies coming out and no one thought to make the scariest movie of all time, Night of the Living Celebrities.
I bet Antonio Banderas regrets that career move, er, I mean marriage to Melanie Griffith just about every night as his penis cries itself to sleep…
Um, I think these women, for the most part, look pretty good? Obvious exceptions include the Lip Lady. But generally, not so bad, right?
Um, I think these women, for the most part, look pretty good? Obvious exceptions include the Lip Lady. But generally, not so bad, right?
I mean, people aren’t always going to look like they did at 24.
This is to scary to look at. With all these horror movies coming out and no one thought about making My Bloody Dickinson. Think of the psychological damage one could cause with that sort of horror.
What are we supposed to be looking at in the Ashlee Simpson picture? That’s the best picture of her I’ve seen in a while…
I LOVE Janice! At least she’s happy to admit she gets work done. More power to her! As for Kathy Griffin, no amount of plastic surgery will fix that face. At least she’s funny.
i have that same bathing suit…h&m
First pic, looks like it has a little boy’s ass on the chest LMAO
If Nicole’s lips get any bigger,they’re gonna invade Spain
I’ve always wonder… If you poke a needle in the skin blood come out.
If you poke a needle in “Lisa Rinna” lips what comes out
Well what can you do? These celebs would do whatever it takes to keep their “looks” cause it’s what they use to earn money (I think).
Wait! Did Ashley Tisdale have her nose done??? I thought her nose was just like that.. Weird.. She doesn’t need it really.. I’d give Madonna this, she didn’t do anything that would cheat nature but, she tried staying in shape by working out which is I think way, way better than what these clebs did to themselves..
Kathy Griffin has always scared the living bejesus out of me. Now it’s even worse.
Demi and Darryl seem to have been the least assaulted.
The sad thing about it all is that Cher was absolutely beautiful and quite unusual in the 60′s and 70′s. She was a stunner, and she didn’t look like everybody else. Whoever convinced her that this would be better a better look for her should be slapped across the face repeatedly with a dead salmon. No lie. Nicole Kidman, too. She used to be really beautiful. But that’s what life with Tom Cruise will do to ya. Katie, you’ve been alerted…
Is it just me, or is there a glob of jizz between her right nostril and her lip?
Why is Demi on there? she looks fantastic
Nicole makes me sad she was perfect looking just a few years ago, i would rather see her with a few wrinkles than a plastic forehead
I really dont think Janice looks that bad. Women get a bad rap……men seem to age better. I think it looks bad when someone really young has a lot of surgery like fergie or heidi montag, but women in the spotlight are blasted if they do and blasted if they dont have it done.
Every damn picture you see of Fergi is with her head tilted down…is she trying to hide an adam’s apple???
#1-Kris,
Times like this make you envy Stevie Wonder? Have you listened to Talking Book?
Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman scare the hell out of me!
Look at them. This insane attempt to be young and pretty at all costs. So what if they have kids and shreds of carrers. So what it their natural features were fuli of expression. They just curved themselves into moving barel-talking statues. And not of youth, mind you. Of stupidity. Yuck.
GET IN LINE cause Obama’s making this shit free for all of us!
What about Carrot Top?
Her lips look like a porno stars butt hole after one of those all anal gang bang videos
Her lips look like a porno stars butt hole after one of those all anal gang bang videos
I think Janice’s grated-orange-peel neck is much scarier than her implants — which I don’t think are all that bad; in the picture here, they’re just smooshed/pushed up too aggressively.
Tanning will always come back and bite you in the ass later — or, in her case, the neck.
I think Demi is a rare case of decent cosmetic surgery. Her face doesn’t look overly plastic or stretched. If I felt inclined to get something done to my face (which I do not) I would be willing to visit her doctor. I think Ashlee Simpson looks better post-surgery. The other Ashley (Tisdale) needs another nose job. The nose is improved, but still not attractive.
The person who listed Fergie’s surgeries forgot to mention the one that removed the penis.
Asslee looks cute
…Kathy Griffin kind of looks like a Velociraptor about to strike.
…Kathy Griffin kind of looks like a Velociraptor about to strike.
@25 – I would say rather that Darryl Hannah looks like John Travolta in a blonde wig.
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Demi Moore looks awesome and Ashley Simpson looks pretty good too. Everyone else here looks like hell.
Demi Moore looks awesome and Ashley Simpson looks pretty good too. Everyone else here looks like hell.
all of them look pathetic, they should just suck dick and accept the fact that theyre hideous.
Frauds.
Ashley Tisdale has mentioned that she had a nose job because of a breathing problem. I think that’s a reasonable cause to get a nose job done.
She looks fantastic one way or another.
Lisa Rinna, on the other hand… Eek.
thank you
In fact, Janice Dickinson is one that looks like Steve Tyler with implants. What is Fergie? A boob job, jaw shaved fat mouth, a nose job.