Plastic Surgery Gone WTF Part 2: Another Sequel Without Katie Holmes

January 22nd, 2009 // 92 Comments

Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Celebs Trying to Cheat Nature But Instead Looking Like Quasimodo’s Inbred Cousin, Fullmodo. You guys had such a blast with the last gallery, we decided to give it another go. So, who’s inside? Not even the greatest minds know for sure. But I bet Janice Dickinson’s first – because I’m psychic, ladies?

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  1. Kris

    It’s times like these when you envy Stevie Wonder.

  2. kitty

    what did fergie have done?

  3. e

    AHaha, I love it. Celebrities are so gross.

  4. Icehawg

    @#2. Penis removal. aka “The Lopitoffame”

  5. KKK

    white people are so dumb

  6. Ryan the Canadian

    These people get what they deserve. It seems once they start., they can’t stop. Oh well, you can enjoy these celebs like you used to be able to enjoy the freak show at the circus. It is a modern substitute.

  7. Jupiter Girl

    Janices’ breast look painful!

  8. it’s like her eyebrows are two lovers, longing to meet in the center of her forehead , but forever separated by the rift that is an over-botoxised ex-frown line, all they’ve left to do is stare at each other. Also – why are her cheeks all lumpy? “I”m meeelteeeeenggg!”

  9. jupiter Girl

    FERGIES picture doesnt fully display all of her nips and tucks. BUT she’s had lip injections, botox on her brows, and fullers in her cheeks.

  10. Oh yeah, that was in relation to CHER btw…CHER

  11. Jupiter Girl

    Ashlee Simpson has had her nose and lips done, but she looks great :)!

  12. Pat

    She’s got enough wrinkles to be called J’Anus.

  13. Deacon Jones

    Wow. Melanie Griffith looks like the lion in Chronicles of Narnia.

    I should quite my dayjob and go into plastic surgery, there’s obviously a need.

    My practice will be called “Deacon’s Tranny Face Transofrmations LLC”

  14. Racer X

    Ashley Tisdale looks good

  15. Josh

    Is Kathy Griffen starring in the Tootsie Sequel? They could be twins.

  16. Delgo

    Hats off, Fish.

  17. Kelley

    Actually, Janice Dickinson is the one who looks like Steve Tyler with implants. What did Fergie have done ? A boob job, her jaw shaved of buccal fat, a nose job.

  18. emjay

    well at least ashley simpson can look in 2 different places at once

  19. delic8

    Cher looks… surprisingly okay? She has a bit of botox-brow, but for the most part she looks decent.

  20. Lo

    What the hell is wrong with Ashlee Simpson’s eyes?

  21. Lo

    What the hell is wrong with Ashlee Simpson’s eyes?

  22. TJF

    Shannon Tweed is missing from this list. She’s got some fish lips.

  23. bar room hero

    Plastic surgery makes women look like tran-sexuals…disgusting.

  24. djs

    Hannah looks like Brendan Frasier with a blond wig on….

  25. laurente

    this NEVER makes these gals look younger
    they look like sc fi trannies
    horrible twisted over blown fish lips
    deformed boobs
    eyes
    there is a plastic shiny look to their skin
    or if there nose has been done it looks all pinched

    awful

  26. justifiable

    #12 True, but she loses the butthead look-alike award because Lisa Rinna’s got lips that totally look like hemorrhoids. Sorry, but “If it’s wrinkly, inflate it with collagen or silicon like a ballpark frank ” is not a rule to live by.

  27. Mask

    The worst thing is that Cher looks just like her kid from Mask:

    http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/mask003.jpg

  28. shhbas

    Jeez! I looked at every pic and for once I enjoyed myself here without having to troll the other posters, call them three-holing whores, or make racist shit-stirring comments. Nice going Fish!

    Of course, this does NOT mean that I’m not going to troll some more or insult and antagonize the other posters in the future. I just wanted to congratulate Fish on a job well done. : )

  29. Aja

    Some of these are dumb. Ashlee simpson had good work done, that’s just a bad picture. Demi Moore looks healthy and good, As do darryl hannah and Nicole Kidman. Don’t lump the scary celebs in with the smart ones who get ‘ good’ work done that enhance their looks.

  30. britney's weave

    damn. darryl hannah used to be so pretty in the eighties.

  31. Cher looks like she is being sentenced to jail, oh, and really drunk too!

  32. HoratioGrey

    Ashlee looks great,
    but her nose job made her eyes a little off centre.

  33. Wow… really jacked up their faces… but, I have some miracle goo that they can all rub on their faces… it is a simple process, rub the tube, suck the tube, the tube splashes the goo on the face, and then i leave. Makes them feel like teenagers again.

  34. Freddo

    Lisa Rinna’s lips look like an anal fistula.

  35. BIRD WHISPERER

    mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.

    I’m sure u will take this into consideration.

  36. BIRD WHISPERER

    mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.

    I’m sure u will take this into consideration.

  37. BIRD WHISPERER

    mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.

    I’m sure u will take this into consideration.

  38. BIRD WHISPERER

    mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.

    I’m sure u will take this into consideration.

  39. BIRD WHISPERER

    mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.

    I’m sure u will take this into consideration.

  40. BIRD WHISPERER

    mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.

    I’m sure u will take this into consideration.

  41. This is just fucking unbelievible, folks!!
    WHO, in christ’s name, IS THEIR ROLE-MODEL?

    ………………………………donnatella versace?

  42. Action Jackson

    ashley simpson’s nose job is really bad considering it probably cost her $30k+.. it was such a lazy job it seems like all they did was shave down the bump on her bridge. her bridge is crooked and way too wide from the front and her nostrils are uneven, it’s like they only had 10 minutes to do it or something.

    imo fergie is the most horrifying person ever. NOBODY should get a brow lift. she looks like a freaky clown who thinks O’rly?? at everything she sees.

  43. key

    LOL “Fullmodo”

  44. Holy shit, Ashlee Simpson?? Totally didn’t recognize her. She was so cute before, why did she have to go and do this? My god, three or four of these losers including Ashlee are younger than me and already getting plastic surgery (and I’m 25, so still young enough that this sort of thing shouldn’t even be considered). Nicole Kidman and Melanie Griffith used to be so pretty… why couldn’t they just let themselves age? There are still some really great roles to be had after 40.

  45. LivewireT

    Cher face looks like clay, and someone made a thumbprint in the middle of her forehead and it stayed

  46. Baccus

    Wow Nicole Kidman has DEVIL eyes too bad theres no surgery for that… except maybe eye removal.

    Her face is so tight you can bounce quarters off it, and that LIP is a big shapless nightcrawler. Bloody hell why do they all get that duck lip done, is it like a right of passage for woman in hollywood… u know like getting a black belt is for nerdy kids. Guys wanna kiss Daisy Duke not Daisy Duck. I guess its easy to mix up tho.

  47. Delgo

    “ITS FLORENCE HENDERSON, YOU GUYS!!!” – A. Arquette

  48. I don’t why lots of people want a surgery. Can’t they just accept what they are?

  49. joho777

    “There’s more plastic than Cher.” – Martin Riggs looking in the back seat of a car filled with C-4 explosive in “Lethal Weapon II.”

  50. joho777

    “There’s more plastic than Cher.” – Martin Riggs looking in the back seat of a car filled with C-4 explosive in “Lethal Weapon III.”

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