Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Celebs Trying to Cheat Nature But Instead Looking Like Quasimodo’s Inbred Cousin, Fullmodo. You guys had such a blast with the last gallery, we decided to give it another go. So, who’s inside? Not even the greatest minds know for sure. But I bet Janice Dickinson’s first – because I’m psychic, ladies?
Plastic Surgery Gone WTF Part 2: Another Sequel Without Katie Holmes
January 22nd, 2009 // 92 Comments
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Kris | January 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm
It’s times like these when you envy Stevie Wonder.
kitty | January 22, 2009 at 5:43 pm
what did fergie have done?
e | January 22, 2009 at 5:43 pm
AHaha, I love it. Celebrities are so gross.
Icehawg | January 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm
@#2. Penis removal. aka “The Lopitoffame”
KKK | January 22, 2009 at 5:47 pm
white people are so dumb
Ryan the Canadian | January 22, 2009 at 5:47 pm
These people get what they deserve. It seems once they start., they can’t stop. Oh well, you can enjoy these celebs like you used to be able to enjoy the freak show at the circus. It is a modern substitute.
Jupiter Girl | January 22, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Janices’ breast look painful!
Nicole Kai | January 22, 2009 at 5:50 pm
it’s like her eyebrows are two lovers, longing to meet in the center of her forehead , but forever separated by the rift that is an over-botoxised ex-frown line, all they’ve left to do is stare at each other. Also – why are her cheeks all lumpy? “I”m meeelteeeeenggg!”
jupiter Girl | January 22, 2009 at 5:50 pm
FERGIES picture doesnt fully display all of her nips and tucks. BUT she’s had lip injections, botox on her brows, and fullers in her cheeks.
Nicole | January 22, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Oh yeah, that was in relation to CHER btw…CHER
Jupiter Girl | January 22, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Ashlee Simpson has had her nose and lips done, but she looks great :)!
Pat | January 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm
She’s got enough wrinkles to be called J’Anus.
Deacon Jones | January 22, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Wow. Melanie Griffith looks like the lion in Chronicles of Narnia.
I should quite my dayjob and go into plastic surgery, there’s obviously a need.
My practice will be called “Deacon’s Tranny Face Transofrmations LLC”
Racer X | January 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Ashley Tisdale looks good
Josh | January 22, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Is Kathy Griffen starring in the Tootsie Sequel? They could be twins.
Delgo | January 22, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Hats off, Fish.
Kelley | January 22, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Actually, Janice Dickinson is the one who looks like Steve Tyler with implants. What did Fergie have done ? A boob job, her jaw shaved of buccal fat, a nose job.
emjay | January 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm
well at least ashley simpson can look in 2 different places at once
delic8 | January 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Cher looks… surprisingly okay? She has a bit of botox-brow, but for the most part she looks decent.
Lo | January 22, 2009 at 7:14 pm
What the hell is wrong with Ashlee Simpson’s eyes?
Lo | January 22, 2009 at 7:14 pm
What the hell is wrong with Ashlee Simpson’s eyes?
TJF | January 22, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Shannon Tweed is missing from this list. She’s got some fish lips.
bar room hero | January 22, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Plastic surgery makes women look like tran-sexuals…disgusting.
djs | January 22, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Hannah looks like Brendan Frasier with a blond wig on….
laurente | January 22, 2009 at 7:42 pm
this NEVER makes these gals look younger
they look like sc fi trannies
horrible twisted over blown fish lips
deformed boobs
eyes
there is a plastic shiny look to their skin
or if there nose has been done it looks all pinched
awful
justifiable | January 22, 2009 at 7:48 pm
#12 True, but she loses the butthead look-alike award because Lisa Rinna’s got lips that totally look like hemorrhoids. Sorry, but “If it’s wrinkly, inflate it with collagen or silicon like a ballpark frank ” is not a rule to live by.
Mask | January 22, 2009 at 7:55 pm
The worst thing is that Cher looks just like her kid from Mask:
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/mask003.jpg
shhbas | January 22, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Jeez! I looked at every pic and for once I enjoyed myself here without having to troll the other posters, call them three-holing whores, or make racist shit-stirring comments. Nice going Fish!
Of course, this does NOT mean that I’m not going to troll some more or insult and antagonize the other posters in the future. I just wanted to congratulate Fish on a job well done. : )
Aja | January 22, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Some of these are dumb. Ashlee simpson had good work done, that’s just a bad picture. Demi Moore looks healthy and good, As do darryl hannah and Nicole Kidman. Don’t lump the scary celebs in with the smart ones who get ‘ good’ work done that enhance their looks.
britney's weave | January 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm
damn. darryl hannah used to be so pretty in the eighties.
http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com | January 22, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Cher looks like she is being sentenced to jail, oh, and really drunk too!
HoratioGrey | January 22, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Ashlee looks great,
but her nose job made her eyes a little off centre.
Sell Porn | January 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Wow… really jacked up their faces… but, I have some miracle goo that they can all rub on their faces… it is a simple process, rub the tube, suck the tube, the tube splashes the goo on the face, and then i leave. Makes them feel like teenagers again.
Freddo | January 22, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Lisa Rinna’s lips look like an anal fistula.
BIRD WHISPERER | January 22, 2009 at 9:27 pm
mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.
I’m sure u will take this into consideration.
BIRD WHISPERER | January 22, 2009 at 9:27 pm
mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.
I’m sure u will take this into consideration.
BIRD WHISPERER | January 22, 2009 at 9:27 pm
mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.
I’m sure u will take this into consideration.
BIRD WHISPERER | January 22, 2009 at 9:27 pm
mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.
I’m sure u will take this into consideration.
BIRD WHISPERER | January 22, 2009 at 9:27 pm
mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.
I’m sure u will take this into consideration.
BIRD WHISPERER | January 22, 2009 at 9:27 pm
mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post … i suggest u go back to posts every now and then … all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i’ve been visiting your site so much.
I’m sure u will take this into consideration.
gerard Vandenberg | January 22, 2009 at 9:35 pm
This is just fucking unbelievible, folks!!
WHO, in christ’s name, IS THEIR ROLE-MODEL?
………………………………donnatella versace?
Action Jackson | January 22, 2009 at 9:39 pm
ashley simpson’s nose job is really bad considering it probably cost her $30k+.. it was such a lazy job it seems like all they did was shave down the bump on her bridge. her bridge is crooked and way too wide from the front and her nostrils are uneven, it’s like they only had 10 minutes to do it or something.
imo fergie is the most horrifying person ever. NOBODY should get a brow lift. she looks like a freaky clown who thinks O’rly?? at everything she sees.
key | January 22, 2009 at 9:45 pm
LOL “Fullmodo”
Brooke | January 22, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Holy shit, Ashlee Simpson?? Totally didn’t recognize her. She was so cute before, why did she have to go and do this? My god, three or four of these losers including Ashlee are younger than me and already getting plastic surgery (and I’m 25, so still young enough that this sort of thing shouldn’t even be considered). Nicole Kidman and Melanie Griffith used to be so pretty… why couldn’t they just let themselves age? There are still some really great roles to be had after 40.
LivewireT | January 22, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Cher face looks like clay, and someone made a thumbprint in the middle of her forehead and it stayed
Baccus | January 22, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Wow Nicole Kidman has DEVIL eyes too bad theres no surgery for that… except maybe eye removal.
Her face is so tight you can bounce quarters off it, and that LIP is a big shapless nightcrawler. Bloody hell why do they all get that duck lip done, is it like a right of passage for woman in hollywood… u know like getting a black belt is for nerdy kids. Guys wanna kiss Daisy Duke not Daisy Duck. I guess its easy to mix up tho.
Delgo | January 23, 2009 at 12:58 am
“ITS FLORENCE HENDERSON, YOU GUYS!!!” – A. Arquette
Entertainment-News | January 23, 2009 at 1:08 am
I don’t why lots of people want a surgery. Can’t they just accept what they are?
joho777 | January 23, 2009 at 1:13 am
“There’s more plastic than Cher.” – Martin Riggs looking in the back seat of a car filled with C-4 explosive in “Lethal Weapon II.”
joho777 | January 23, 2009 at 1:13 am
“There’s more plastic than Cher.” – Martin Riggs looking in the back seat of a car filled with C-4 explosive in “Lethal Weapon III.”