Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Mangled Celebs. Here you’ll find a pictorial cavalcade of stars (With bitching commentary of course.) who thought they could cheat nature but ended up looking like, well, see for yourself….
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You Won't Believe What Jennifer Lopez Is Up To Now – Lainey Gossip |
 Christina Ricci Seems Like Fun – The Chive | |
| Pig Man Photobombs Paris Hilton – BuzzFeed | |
| Star Releases Brand New Bikini Photos – TooFab | |
| Find Out Who Kim Kardashian Is Morphing Into – Fox News | |
| Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’ |
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Courtney Stodden Is Very Subtle |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7 |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Could have been first if I had not punched myself in the face after viewing Donatella Versace.
need some ice please
I don’t know, that airhead from The Hills and the Spice Girl surgery looks pretty fucking good to me. But I’ll fuck any chick that isn’t fat. Except for Micky Rourke and the previous two bimbos, the rest are freak shows. What the fuck is that thing in picture #11? Is that seriously a human? Fuck that. The doctor that did that has no ethics. Both should be shot for continiung to fuck our society up with their blatant disregard for moderation.
First, cunts.
Donatella. Must. Die.
Oh, wait… already happened.
There are some horrible looking people on this list.
Oh looks like a lot of people gauged out their eyes at the images cause I’m first after reading each description … still standing bitches
WEED!
This was entertaining.
Oh looks like a lot of people gauged out their eyes at the images cause I’m first after reading each description … still standing bitches
WEED trumps your ass Da mann suck it hard mofo
Junkyard Dog!! HAH! I like this new superfish.
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*inhales deeply*
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dude his name isn’t “flava flav” it’s flavOR flav. get it right, geez.
after seeing jessica simpson’s lips, i can see why you left lisa rinna out.
After looking closely at each one, I decided that Donatella Versaci is the FUGLIEST of them all. She really looks that way! The rest of them all did it to themselves. She’s naturally horrifying.
That’s just a hole to insert your cock into.
Michael Jackson looks like the guy from V for Vendetta.
ahahahaha, The Neverending Story!
and I dunno what’s completely up with Tori Spelling… but she’s always had that cave… weird.
You forgot Nikki Cox. WTF is wrong with these people?!
That looks painful!!!!
Jocelyn Wildenstein = Rocky Dennis
Bunch of freaks.
Lil Kim apparently has jaundice.
What an incredibly stupid “culture” that we’re all lumped into. Bunch of idiot airheads with arrogant and selfish egos enjoying the ‘punch drunkedness’ of their extended 15 minutes and trying to turn it into careers.
The souls have obviously been sold.
Actually I think Donatella Versace has a beautiful face.. whatever else she did to herself from starvation and tanning has really messed her up. But her face looks kind of like my grandmother, a strong beautiful Native American. The funny thing is that she looks older than grannie ;) No comments on the others. I ask you, would you change something that you hate about yourself if it is obvious that you had plastic surgery?
This was awesome! I thoroughly enjoyed it… What the F is up with plastic surgery? Obviously you were famous before you had it done, so why change? People are going to make fun of you whether you had surgery or not, so next time, keep your money, suck it up, and realize that being ugly is sometimes better (and more fun!) than being vapid! Take care ya punk bitched, I’m outtt!
Junkyard Dog? Damn, I thought she was One Man Gang.
Tori Spelling always had weird boobs. Even when she was in BH 90210, her boobs were big but oddly saggy. This may not necessarily be a plastic surgery gone sour.
LMAO
Best Superficial post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
Best Superficial post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s wrong with Priscilla Presley? Other than being a bit frozen and the messy lips, I think she looks great for her age. Even pretty. She’s kept her eyes crystal clear!
And I can’t believe Donatella Versace’s profession is telling the rest of us how to look.
LMAO!!!! NEVERENDING STORY DOG LOLLLLLLLL
That is no Donatella – that is David Lee Roth!
I still think Victoria Beckham is hot/glamorous, fake boobs and all.
What about Carrot Top?
I mean, Jeebus, how much more wrong can it get?
-There is no way Donatella is better looking than Predator!
-why is jessica on this list,,,Id like to feed those lips some Rough jelly thats for sure…
We are expected to like most of these “MUPPET SHOW”-personalities, folks?
Tori could store a spare golf ball, making her finally and perhaps ultimately useful.
Tori could store a spare golf ball, making her finally and perhaps ultimately useful.
You forgot to add the entire cast of the Rock of Love Bus!
OH hell no! I’m eating cannelloni for dinner and gotta deal with Lil Kim’s Godzilla face and Spice chick’s light bulb tits?
PS: Da Man is aiming a .45 aimed at his head now!
What about Meg Ryan?! Damn, she got funky face.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm783848448/nm0000212
I’ve enjoyed the superficial for 3 years, but seriously this totally boosted my self-esteem haha.
sweet (allegedly) hot, muscly, sexy website guy!
Tori Spelling? Is it legal to transplant a butthole between two phony tits?
Brigitte looks good. The rest are LOLWTF.
That number 11 is Jocelyn Wildenstein, and I must say she looks 5 percent less scary now, reduced her lips and chin…
Tori Spelling
Brigitte Nielsen
Joan Rivers
Pamela Anderson
Jodie Marsh
LaToya Jackson
Michael Jackson
Mickey Rourke
Victoria Beckham
Tara Reid
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Donatella Versace *gag*
Priscilla Presley
Li’l Kim
Heidi Montag
Jessica Simpson
Your fuckstocks are assprone, nutcockers.
The icing on Jodie Marsh’s outfit is you can see the implant scar on her right nipple.
WHERE’S CARROT TOP?!
Oh that is a good laugh dose on a friday morning.
Thanks for this amazing collection.
You definitely need to prepare your next shot, so don’t forget to include Meg Ryan and Sylverster Stallone’s horrifying mom.
Talk about house of horrors. This is a cautionary tale to the Miley Cryus and all the other young celebrities today: GOING UNDER THE KNIFE TOO MUCH ISN’T COOL!
where’s nikki cox?! so she needs to be on this list.