Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Mangled Celebs. Here you’ll find a pictorial cavalcade of stars (With bitching commentary of course.) who thought they could cheat nature but ended up looking like, well, see for yourself….
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Is This The Sexiest Super Bowl Commercial Ever? – Popoholic |
 Shocking Beyonce Baby Details Exposed – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| What In The World Happened To Jenna Jameson? – ICYDK | |
| Cameron Diaz Spotted Without Makeup – Lainey Gossip | |
| STRANGE: 7 Weird Celebrity Body Parts – Newser | |
| Miley Cyrus Sex Scene Drama Revealed – Fox News |
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Nick Carter Says Family Prevented Him From Attending Sister Leslie's Funeral |
Why Did 'Twilight' Director Feel Bad About Bringing Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Together? |
Kate Hudson Bikinis in Mexico With Matt Bellamy (PHOTOS) |
Selena Gomez Bikinis Poolside in Rio! (PHOTOS) |
Beyonce Prize Pack Giveaway! DVD, Perfumes & More! |
Tim Tebow Tells J.R. Martinez He'd Do 'Dancing With the Stars' In a Year |
Karan | January 8, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Could have been first if I had not punched myself in the face after viewing Donatella Versace.
need some ice please
InternetToughGuy | January 8, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I don’t know, that airhead from The Hills and the Spice Girl surgery looks pretty fucking good to me. But I’ll fuck any chick that isn’t fat. Except for Micky Rourke and the previous two bimbos, the rest are freak shows. What the fuck is that thing in picture #11? Is that seriously a human? Fuck that. The doctor that did that has no ethics. Both should be shot for continiung to fuck our society up with their blatant disregard for moderation.
da mann | January 8, 2009 at 8:29 pm
First, cunts.
ohmyholyfinggod | January 8, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Donatella. Must. Die.
Oh, wait… already happened.
isitin | January 8, 2009 at 8:37 pm
There are some horrible looking people on this list.
Karan | January 8, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Oh looks like a lot of people gauged out their eyes at the images cause I’m first after reading each description … still standing bitches
WEED!
rustingrabbit | January 8, 2009 at 8:38 pm
This was entertaining.
Karan | January 8, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Oh looks like a lot of people gauged out their eyes at the images cause I’m first after reading each description … still standing bitches
WEED trumps your ass Da mann suck it hard mofo
hollywood_hillbilly | January 8, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Junkyard Dog!! HAH! I like this new superfish.
No, No, Please STOP!!! | January 8, 2009 at 8:43 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*inhales deeply*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
meee | January 8, 2009 at 8:43 pm
dude his name isn’t “flava flav” it’s flavOR flav. get it right, geez.
britney's weave | January 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm
after seeing jessica simpson’s lips, i can see why you left lisa rinna out.
my comment | January 8, 2009 at 8:54 pm
After looking closely at each one, I decided that Donatella Versaci is the FUGLIEST of them all. She really looks that way! The rest of them all did it to themselves. She’s naturally horrifying.
KokCheez | January 8, 2009 at 8:59 pm
That’s just a hole to insert your cock into.
KG | January 8, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Michael Jackson looks like the guy from V for Vendetta.
stephanie | January 8, 2009 at 9:27 pm
ahahahaha, The Neverending Story!
and I dunno what’s completely up with Tori Spelling… but she’s always had that cave… weird.
Falula | January 8, 2009 at 9:27 pm
You forgot Nikki Cox. WTF is wrong with these people?!
Belinda | January 8, 2009 at 9:28 pm
That looks painful!!!!
chuck | January 8, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Jocelyn Wildenstein = Rocky Dennis
moobs | January 8, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Bunch of freaks.
Ally | January 8, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Lil Kim apparently has jaundice.
moobs | January 8, 2009 at 9:39 pm
What an incredibly stupid “culture” that we’re all lumped into. Bunch of idiot airheads with arrogant and selfish egos enjoying the ‘punch drunkedness’ of their extended 15 minutes and trying to turn it into careers.
The souls have obviously been sold.
lola richie | January 8, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Actually I think Donatella Versace has a beautiful face.. whatever else she did to herself from starvation and tanning has really messed her up. But her face looks kind of like my grandmother, a strong beautiful Native American. The funny thing is that she looks older than grannie ;) No comments on the others. I ask you, would you change something that you hate about yourself if it is obvious that you had plastic surgery?
Northernlight | January 8, 2009 at 9:55 pm
This was awesome! I thoroughly enjoyed it… What the F is up with plastic surgery? Obviously you were famous before you had it done, so why change? People are going to make fun of you whether you had surgery or not, so next time, keep your money, suck it up, and realize that being ugly is sometimes better (and more fun!) than being vapid! Take care ya punk bitched, I’m outtt!
timmy the dying boy | January 8, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Junkyard Dog? Damn, I thought she was One Man Gang.
Fati | January 8, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Tori Spelling always had weird boobs. Even when she was in BH 90210, her boobs were big but oddly saggy. This may not necessarily be a plastic surgery gone sour.
Mia | January 8, 2009 at 10:21 pm
LMAO
Best Superficial post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mia | January 8, 2009 at 10:21 pm
LMAO
Best Superficial post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lydia | January 8, 2009 at 10:26 pm
What’s wrong with Priscilla Presley? Other than being a bit frozen and the messy lips, I think she looks great for her age. Even pretty. She’s kept her eyes crystal clear!
And I can’t believe Donatella Versace’s profession is telling the rest of us how to look.
Mal | January 8, 2009 at 10:35 pm
LMAO!!!! NEVERENDING STORY DOG LOLLLLLLLL
scabbeus | January 8, 2009 at 10:40 pm
That is no Donatella – that is David Lee Roth!
Tiinaa | January 8, 2009 at 10:47 pm
I still think Victoria Beckham is hot/glamorous, fake boobs and all.
Loki | January 8, 2009 at 10:59 pm
What about Carrot Top?
I mean, Jeebus, how much more wrong can it get?
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 8, 2009 at 11:01 pm
-There is no way Donatella is better looking than Predator!
-why is jessica on this list,,,Id like to feed those lips some Rough jelly thats for sure…
gerard Vandenberg | January 8, 2009 at 11:28 pm
We are expected to like most of these “MUPPET SHOW”-personalities, folks?
Lemmy Caution | January 8, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Tori could store a spare golf ball, making her finally and perhaps ultimately useful.
Lemmy Caution | January 8, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Tori could store a spare golf ball, making her finally and perhaps ultimately useful.
Marissa | January 8, 2009 at 11:44 pm
You forgot to add the entire cast of the Rock of Love Bus!
Da Man | January 8, 2009 at 11:45 pm
OH hell no! I’m eating cannelloni for dinner and gotta deal with Lil Kim’s Godzilla face and Spice chick’s light bulb tits?
PS: Da Man is aiming a .45 aimed at his head now!
peckerheaded stepchild | January 8, 2009 at 11:51 pm
What about Meg Ryan?! Damn, she got funky face.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm783848448/nm0000212
k8 | January 9, 2009 at 12:27 am
I’ve enjoyed the superficial for 3 years, but seriously this totally boosted my self-esteem haha.
sweet (allegedly) hot, muscly, sexy website guy!
Steve O | January 9, 2009 at 12:48 am
Tori Spelling? Is it legal to transplant a butthole between two phony tits?
toshi | January 9, 2009 at 12:53 am
Brigitte looks good. The rest are LOLWTF.
Aja ( the real ) | January 9, 2009 at 1:50 am
That number 11 is Jocelyn Wildenstein, and I must say she looks 5 percent less scary now, reduced her lips and chin…
fuckstocker | January 9, 2009 at 1:52 am
Tori Spelling
Brigitte Nielsen
Joan Rivers
Pamela Anderson
Jodie Marsh
LaToya Jackson
Michael Jackson
Mickey Rourke
Victoria Beckham
Tara Reid
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Donatella Versace *gag*
Priscilla Presley
Li’l Kim
Heidi Montag
Jessica Simpson
Your fuckstocks are assprone, nutcockers.
Barry O | January 9, 2009 at 1:56 am
The icing on Jodie Marsh’s outfit is you can see the implant scar on her right nipple.
ooolala | January 9, 2009 at 3:13 am
WHERE’S CARROT TOP?!
Gertrude | January 9, 2009 at 3:36 am
Oh that is a good laugh dose on a friday morning.
Thanks for this amazing collection.
You definitely need to prepare your next shot, so don’t forget to include Meg Ryan and Sylverster Stallone’s horrifying mom.
ItCouldBeAnyone | January 9, 2009 at 3:58 am
Talk about house of horrors. This is a cautionary tale to the Miley Cryus and all the other young celebrities today: GOING UNDER THE KNIFE TOO MUCH ISN’T COOL!
guhleeenda | January 9, 2009 at 5:04 am
where’s nikki cox?! so she needs to be on this list.