Pitt and Jolie may be secretly married

*brad_angelina_thumb2.jpgAngelina Jolie has reportedly been seen wearing a gold band on her ring finger, sparking speculation she and Brad Pitt have married in secret. The couple have rented an apartment in Paris and it was there that Jolie was spotted wearing the apparent wedding band. “Brad and Angelina have their own secret and the rings are part of it. In her mind, they are married,” a source was quoted as saying.

I’m not sure what “in her mind, they are married” means. Hell, in my mind I’m a lumberjack known as Mighty Joe Testicles, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how I’ll be introducing myself to the in-laws. But hey, whatever you say Angelina.

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