“Remember, that coat comes off and these men have orders to shoot. Do smile, sister!”
Seen here wearing the Pea Green Ass-Blocker of Dorcestershire so as not to upstage the Royal Anus, Pippa Middleton is reportedly single, according to People:
“It is common knowledge in their close circle of friends that Pippa and Alex have recently split up,” a friend is quoted as telling the Times of London.
Middleton’s newfound celebrity put a strain on the relationship, though the pair will “stay good friends,” the Sun reports.
ALEX: I’m sorry, love, but I can’t in good conscience agree it’s the greatest bum in all of England. I’ll have no part in this charade.
PIPPA: But must we separate? We both abhor dental hygiene so much, that must count for something.
ALEX: Funny story, the Americans have captured electricity into toothbrushes. Positively brilliant.
PIPPA: I don’t even know you anymore!
(It’s like you’re a fly on the wall, I know.)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Yipeee…first!
After weeks of Pippa Middleton shots, we post this picture to remind you that Prince William did in fact choose the hotter sister.
Amen.
Hell yeah. I don’t get the fascination with Pippa. Kate is hot, Pippa is not. Let’s move on.
Hey, I think they are both someone to write home about. Pippa is a great looking woman.
Apparently she’s now dating some guy worth £315 million. It’s like a different world.
..the goldigger gene must be in the family
Right on.
can we stop pretending that this bitch anything but mediocre, please?
Her ass is so underwhelming! I just don’t understand… I would rather see the cellulite machine that is the Kardass any day.
Nobody in England, or anywhere else, gives a shit.
I love you.
Definitely over it.
“Seen here wearing the Pea Green Ass-Blocker of Dorcestershire so as not to upstage the Royal Anus”… simply, brilliant.
Agree. Best title on this site for weeks.
Wills is looking slightly aged.
wot, no upskirts?? so much for british paps
She’s not as hot as she’s made out to be, but I’ve been keeping my fascinator in tip top shape waiting for this occasion.
BTW, fascinator is the euphemism for penis, for you that are slow of the mark.
i wouldn’t even jack off into that bitches mouth while thinking about her much hotter sister. That’s saying something considering what I usually jack off into when thinking about her hotter sister.
I am actually starting to think she is paying the medias to call her hot
i said wut wut, in the butt
i said wut wut, in the butt
i said wut wut, in the butt
i said wut wut, in the butt
Wtf? Both sisters are hot.
Woman with a hat = high maintenance pain in the ass
Their English….give them 10 years and they will look like Mick Jagger.
Sir, i think you mean “They’re English”
what? pippa is the younger sister? and why is she hot again? fuck!
Sometimes the older ones get all the good genes. My boyfriend is a good case in point.
So…. Is he the younger or the older?
Tarry Ho!
Sir , I think you mean “Talley HO!”
Quite the fetching vixen , What !
Normal people dont belong here ……..
These are the same people that tried to tell us Fergie was hot
*If you think that’s a Black Eyed Pea reference, congratulations…you’re 16…and retarded.
Fergie tried to convince you Fergie was hot, we were just trying to get shot of the stupid bint.
I seem to remember a lot of weight jokes at Fergie’s expense. But maybe that was our press, not England’s.
Those anyone else think these two are the British version of Paris and Nikki Hilton; two common trollops desperately wanting to be Royals.
(One of them is for now but I wonder for how long; the Windsor family does not have good track record for marriages; See Princess Margaret/ Lord Snowdon; Princess Anne/ Mark Phillips; Chuck/Di; Andy/Fergie etc.)
Nice jacket. She’s just a corgi away from Single White Femaling the Queen
COTD. lol
WHAT THE FUCK is the obsession with pippa ???
SHE’S FUCKIN UGLY
They need to stop jersey shoring it in the sun. Pippa especially, she looks 5 yrs older than kate. Kate is prettier but up close they both look old. Wrinkle damage from the sun is irreversible.
Kate just owned Pippa royally :)
…And I believe her choices in head haberdashery is the reason she will remain single….Arotfwar
Lol +1
how are they in their 20′s? these broads look old.
they’re the lindsay of england only not broke
Maybe people say pippa is hot to make her feel better. kate is stunning and classy british or not. her figure and proportions are stunning. Pippa has the worst taste in grooming and clothing. But William…imagine him in 10 years. He will be unrecognizable.
whatever, who’s the chick on the right?
Can someone tell me what kind of fuckin’ name is Pippa?
Pippa is short for Phillipa.
Can someone tell me what kind of fuckin’ name is Phillipa?
Pippa is a haggard looking woman. Kates the hottie
just be glad for this, folks.
Pippa will never forgive Kate for marrying into royalty. Fuck hats. Fuck them.
Does anyone else feel like those are suspiciously mischievous looks they’ve got? That’s the kind of look before me and my friends give each other right before we decide it’s a good idea to get drunk and then go see Rocky Horror Picture Show and end up making out with drag queens in the aisles.
that pippa bitch looks ROUGH. Ugly with no fashion sense and looks even older than her gold digger mother. The bones in her chest are scaring me
jfc EAT SOMETHING
these bitches have style
A crow died on Pippa’s head. And Kate’s wearing a satellite dish.
So that brings the total of hot chicks from England up to ….. 1?
Stop giving these inbreds attention like a pathetic groveling peasant. More Americans watched the wedding than Brits and you’re heading towards a depression. What’s that say?
William mate, you got it right, Kate ,tall Brunette , slim but not anorexic and beautiful smile. Pippa, short (i.e. has self esteem issues), tanned like Carrot Top, has no arse, has bones shown , and shitty fashion sense……..I have shagged a many Drunken Pommie Tards in Ibiza that are 10X better than Pippa!
If I ever managed one day to reproduce and get a daughter, I will call her Pippa.
Is it me? Or does Kate always have this “I want to fuck you” look on her face? She’s gorgeous, but old looking. Her sister looks like rawhide and her face is all wrong..like she is missing a gene or something. Who knew a party supply business could get you so far…
I want to screw Kate Middleton so bad,shes hot!
I wish i could screw Kate and Pippa Middleton, they sure make me masturbate!