Return of The Pippa Middleton Butt Hour

June 9th, 2011 // 87 Comments

After subjecting you to the scorn of British asses, the least I can do is regale you with its pride, so here’s Pippa Middleton walking in Chelsea today as global stock markets are literally made and broken based on the curvature of her butt. It’s getting that out of hand. In the meantime, every single Dutch person with Internet access is about to come through here (They fucking love this thing.), so excuse me while I make them feel at home with an offensively-mangled Google translation:

Welkom op mijn nederige internet site waar ik opzeggen Mike Myers en zijn gruwelijke karakterisering van de Nederlanders in de Austin Powers-filmreeks. Gelieve te genieten van de kwaliteit Pippa Middleton kont foto’s nauwgezet geselecteerd uit de beste van de foto-agentschappen. In ruil daarvoor zal ik nu accepteren gebruikelijke aanbiedingen van uw meest mooie vrouwen en gratis vliegtickets naar hun hurken voor de juiste snelheid en sandwich-dynamiek te inspecteren.

Goede dag.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Knippy

    There’s nothing there! She has no ass! I don’t understand the English.

    • Knippy

      Or the Dutch…

    • puddleduck

      I don’t understand them either! If they spent as much time getting their teeth fixed as they did following after this twit, they could improve themselves

    • kara

      yeah i’m also baffled by this

      • Blech

        Middleton needs to sit through a Salma Hayek butt hour.

      • No sex please, I'm English!

        Ok, I’m English and want to categorically state here we are as baffled by this as you. She is not good looking, does NOT have an arse/ass whatever. No-one here rates her, it’s only the media that does. I saw a dozen better girls on my way to work this morning, she is not special. Fish, save your money, don’t buy these POS photos. No-one gives a fuck about her, not the English or anyone else.

    • JackB

      Exactly. What ass?

  2. Annie

    Meh.

  3. josh

    All I can see there is a flat ass. Please stop with that nonsense.

    • rusty shackleford

      amen bro…this just has to be the most annoying fascination EVER…does this shitfest actually garner clicks??? [ooops]

  4. TomFrank

    Did you just call Gwyneth Paltrow British? I think that’s the equivalent of giving her a wet sloppy kiss.

  5. i for one welcome her bum

    shmoke an’ a pancake?

  6. Vok

    I love to inspect sandwiches as well.

  7. Admiral Hackbar

    If you don’t see an ass like that every 2 minutes then you must have your eyes closed.

  8. Eric

    Sandwiches and haunches. I’m all about it.

    Says Google:
    Welcome to my humble web site where I denounce Mike Myers and his horrific characterization of the Dutch in the Austin Powers film series. Please enjoy the quality Pippa Middleton ass pictures carefully selected from the best of the photo agencies. In return I will accept offers from your usual most beautiful women and free tickets to their haunches for the correct speed and dynamics to inspect sandwich.
    Good day.

  9. TomFrank

    “…In return I will accept offers from your usual most beautiful women and free tickets to their haunches for the correct speed and dynamics to inspect sandwich.”

  10. Clarence Beeks

    better than having to look at her face.

    she has a great little body, but I don’t see what the fuss is about her- the media needs to stop calling her “stunning”. She is NOT pretty.

  11. The Lord Almighty

    Her face is tore up, she looks like she’s in her late 30′s.

  12. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    Waldo
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it. Where is it?

  13. Frank Burns

    British hours must be smaller than American hours, cause there’s not enough ass there to take sixty minutes to review.

  14. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    Mmmm, sandwiches.

  15. Cock Dr

    This is getting so so silly now.
    Nice looking young woman; nice trim figure, but because of her connection to the UK royals she’s an overnight British sex symbol.
    Mkay.
    Didn’t America declare independence from this shit quite a while ago?

  16. Ron

    I think it’s perfect. The Kim k ass is disgusting

  17. Reece

    i don’t think one needs a JLo or Kim K ass to be considered “great ass” material but c’mon there’s nothing there.

    I want that dress tho! The jacket can hitch it back to ’87.

  18. puddleduck

    Looks like your typical ass on the street…what’s the big deal?

  19. JN

    I was under the impression you were actually going to find her butt before you did this again.

  20. JN

    It’s no more annoying than this blog’s fascination with Mel Gibson and Jesse James… at least with this one you get legs.

  21. Anon

    There is no ass there. But I am loving the fact that everyone treats Kate like a princess and, “OMG LOOK AT HER SHOPPING FOR FOOD ON HER OWN, SHE’S SO AMAZING!” and for Pippa it’s just, “WHORE! Fucking WHORE with ASS and TITS, SUCK ME, PRINCESS SISTER WHOREEEE.”

    • Maniacfive

      Well put sir! Or madam. (anon is so vague.)

      I remain convinced that the frenzy over pippas ass is due to the fact that now Kate is bonafide royalty, the tabloids can’t print trash about her. So here’s sis instead.

    • Blech

      LOL! Winner.

    • whore

      i LOVE this comment!!! win!

    • whore

      the funny thing is when you say “everyone treats kate like a princess” because she IS a princess, but really she’s the actual whore because her vagina is what led to her entrance to ‘royalty’ per se

  22. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    “Welcome to my humble web site where I denounce Mike Myers and his horrific characterization of the Dutch in the Austin Powers film series. Please enjoy the quality Pippa Middleton ass pictures carefully selected from the best of the photo agencies. In return I will accept offers from your usual most beautiful women and free tickets to their haunches for the correct speed and dynamics to inspect sandwich.”

  23. Maniacfive

    Just want to stop by and say, to my American and Global cousins. I’m English, as are my friends. and we have no fucking clue about the frenzy over this piece of ass either.

  24. Ho.Lee.Shit

    I KNOW girls hotter than this chick! What the hell is up with this? Does not compute.

  25. RoboZombie

    There IS no butt there!

  26. anonym

    WHAT THE FUCK?!

    what butt ?????!

    and she’s ugly compared to Kate.

  27. anonym

    fuckin christ. Who the fuck ever decided to make Pippa the next Kim Kardashian?

    stop talking about her (lack of) ass.

  28. kimmykimkim

    Maybe the Brits love her ass because its got nice teeth. That’s the only way this could make any sense.

  29. fapappy

    I’m in Pippa, He’s in Pippa, We’re in Pippa..What’s in Pippa? Wouldn’t you like to be in Pippa too?

  30. Mmm…that ass makes my cock very happy!

  31. Nederland

    Ik snap er geen zak van
    translation = I understand there no balls of

  32. BigOkie

    Meh… Half of the girls in my English Comp class have as good or better asses/bodies than this. I don’t understand this being held up as a “hot ass” any more than I understand anyone thinking Kim K has a hot ass. A nicely shaped, toned ass like Jessica Alba, Doetzen Kroes, etc is much hotter.

    With all of the other hotties out there, is this really all you’ve got, Fish?

  33. Lemme’ know when she’s wearing some tight jeans, this ain’t gonna’ cut it.

  34. juaquin ingles

    Just like when the Brits managed to convince ppl Princess Di wasn’t just an average housewife looking broad, and Hollywood got ppl to think Streisand wasn’t a cross-eyed dog with a dying cat voice. People are fucking stupid.

  35. cherry2000

    nice ass in dutch:

    “lekker kontje!”

    ik vraag me af waarom ze het zo goed doet bij de nederlanders??

  36. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    Darken
    Commented on this photo:

    Nonexistent ass with a face that resembles a well worn Spalding mitt.

  37. Darken

    Nonexistent ass with a face that resembles a well worn Spalding mitt.

  38. the captain

    well, I can sure live with her.

  39. Skeezicks

    She’s obviously enjoying her 15 booty-filled minutes. I can’t say it’s not remarkable without a complete examination.

  40. Rough, invades the consciousness

    You have to be a true ass man to appreciate her tush. That said my problem with her or more directly toward the tabs, which are turning her into another Aniston. Everyone’s going to suffer because she can’t land a royal, despite her perfect Pilate sculpted rear which has been groomed for that specific position since birth.

  41. Anna

    can somebody please help me find an actual ass that everybody is obsessing about?

  42. Dutchie

    Sinds wanneer is NL geobsedeerd door haar kont? ik heb nauwelijks iets hiervan meegekregen.
    Translation: tha f*ck, this is the first time I’ve heard us Dutchies are obsessed with her ass.

  43. kruz

    what butt?

  44. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    The real obsession is with the fact that she actually has an ass. This makes me very sad for the English.

  45. Bringbackbabalu

    Where is the ass?

  46. Monch Jose

    Fish, when are you going to realize that “hot British women” is an oxymoronic term?

  47. Ass Fetish Hitler

    Ja! Das ist eiene Heiny!!!

  48. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    skuzzlebutt
    Commented on this photo:

    Imagine all the attention this chick would get if she were actually hot.

    Stel je voor alle aandacht die dit kuiken zou krijgen als ze waren eigenlijk heet.

  49. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass
    zoya
    Commented on this photo:

    i don’t get it. She looks like a dude. Is this seriously what men are into?!?!

  50. Hazel

    WHAT ASS???????????

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