After subjecting you to the scorn of British asses, the least I can do is regale you with its pride, so here’s Pippa Middleton walking in Chelsea today as global stock markets are literally made and broken based on the curvature of her butt. It’s getting that out of hand. In the meantime, every single Dutch person with Internet access is about to come through here (They fucking love this thing.), so excuse me while I make them feel at home with an offensively-mangled Google translation:
Welkom op mijn nederige internet site waar ik opzeggen Mike Myers en zijn gruwelijke karakterisering van de Nederlanders in de Austin Powers-filmreeks. Gelieve te genieten van de kwaliteit Pippa Middleton kont foto’s nauwgezet geselecteerd uit de beste van de foto-agentschappen. In ruil daarvoor zal ik nu accepteren gebruikelijke aanbiedingen van uw meest mooie vrouwen en gratis vliegtickets naar hun hurken voor de juiste snelheid en sandwich-dynamiek te inspecteren.
Goede dag.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
There’s nothing there! She has no ass! I don’t understand the English.
Or the Dutch…
I don’t understand them either! If they spent as much time getting their teeth fixed as they did following after this twit, they could improve themselves
yeah i’m also baffled by this
Middleton needs to sit through a Salma Hayek butt hour.
Ok, I’m English and want to categorically state here we are as baffled by this as you. She is not good looking, does NOT have an arse/ass whatever. No-one here rates her, it’s only the media that does. I saw a dozen better girls on my way to work this morning, she is not special. Fish, save your money, don’t buy these POS photos. No-one gives a fuck about her, not the English or anyone else.
Exactly. What ass?
Meh.
All I can see there is a flat ass. Please stop with that nonsense.
amen bro…this just has to be the most annoying fascination EVER…does this shitfest actually garner clicks??? [ooops]
Did you just call Gwyneth Paltrow British? I think that’s the equivalent of giving her a wet sloppy kiss.
i for one welcome her bum
shmoke an’ a pancake?
I love to inspect sandwiches as well.
If you don’t see an ass like that every 2 minutes then you must have your eyes closed.
Sandwiches and haunches. I’m all about it.
Says Google:
Welcome to my humble web site where I denounce Mike Myers and his horrific characterization of the Dutch in the Austin Powers film series. Please enjoy the quality Pippa Middleton ass pictures carefully selected from the best of the photo agencies. In return I will accept offers from your usual most beautiful women and free tickets to their haunches for the correct speed and dynamics to inspect sandwich.
Good day.
“…In return I will accept offers from your usual most beautiful women and free tickets to their haunches for the correct speed and dynamics to inspect sandwich.”
better than having to look at her face.
she has a great little body, but I don’t see what the fuss is about her- the media needs to stop calling her “stunning”. She is NOT pretty.
Plus her outfit is ugly.
Yeah, she’s just average. Just looks like a regular chick to me.
Because she is, right ? I mean, is she famous for something ?
Maybe she’s ‘stunning’ by British standards.
Her face is tore up, she looks like she’s in her late 30′s.
I don’t get it. Where is it?
British hours must be smaller than American hours, cause there’s not enough ass there to take sixty minutes to review.
Amen Frank.
Don’t get what the fuss is about..
Mmmm, sandwiches.
This is getting so so silly now.
Nice looking young woman; nice trim figure, but because of her connection to the UK royals she’s an overnight British sex symbol.
Mkay.
Didn’t America declare independence from this shit quite a while ago?
the sad thing is from years of rampant facebook use my first instinct was to “like” this post. but THIS^^^^
*like*
I think it’s perfect. The Kim k ass is disgusting
Exactly. We need more small and medium sized butts around here.
i don’t think one needs a JLo or Kim K ass to be considered “great ass” material but c’mon there’s nothing there.
I want that dress tho! The jacket can hitch it back to ’87.
Looks like your typical ass on the street…what’s the big deal?
I was under the impression you were actually going to find her butt before you did this again.
It’s no more annoying than this blog’s fascination with Mel Gibson and Jesse James… at least with this one you get legs.
There is no ass there. But I am loving the fact that everyone treats Kate like a princess and, “OMG LOOK AT HER SHOPPING FOR FOOD ON HER OWN, SHE’S SO AMAZING!” and for Pippa it’s just, “WHORE! Fucking WHORE with ASS and TITS, SUCK ME, PRINCESS SISTER WHOREEEE.”
Well put sir! Or madam. (anon is so vague.)
I remain convinced that the frenzy over pippas ass is due to the fact that now Kate is bonafide royalty, the tabloids can’t print trash about her. So here’s sis instead.
LOL! Winner.
i LOVE this comment!!! win!
the funny thing is when you say “everyone treats kate like a princess” because she IS a princess, but really she’s the actual whore because her vagina is what led to her entrance to ‘royalty’ per se
“Welcome to my humble web site where I denounce Mike Myers and his horrific characterization of the Dutch in the Austin Powers film series. Please enjoy the quality Pippa Middleton ass pictures carefully selected from the best of the photo agencies. In return I will accept offers from your usual most beautiful women and free tickets to their haunches for the correct speed and dynamics to inspect sandwich.”
Just want to stop by and say, to my American and Global cousins. I’m English, as are my friends. and we have no fucking clue about the frenzy over this piece of ass either.
Believe you meant to say “over this lack of an ass either”
I KNOW girls hotter than this chick! What the hell is up with this? Does not compute.
There IS no butt there!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
what butt ?????!
and she’s ugly compared to Kate.
fuckin christ. Who the fuck ever decided to make Pippa the next Kim Kardashian?
stop talking about her (lack of) ass.
Maybe the Brits love her ass because its got nice teeth. That’s the only way this could make any sense.
lol :P
I’m in Pippa, He’s in Pippa, We’re in Pippa..What’s in Pippa? Wouldn’t you like to be in Pippa too?
Mmm…that ass makes my cock very happy!
Ik snap er geen zak van
translation = I understand there no balls of
Meh… Half of the girls in my English Comp class have as good or better asses/bodies than this. I don’t understand this being held up as a “hot ass” any more than I understand anyone thinking Kim K has a hot ass. A nicely shaped, toned ass like Jessica Alba, Doetzen Kroes, etc is much hotter.
With all of the other hotties out there, is this really all you’ve got, Fish?
Yeah, but considering all the pasty white, fucked toothed, cross eyed Brits,,,this bitch ain’t bad!
Lemme’ know when she’s wearing some tight jeans, this ain’t gonna’ cut it.
Just like when the Brits managed to convince ppl Princess Di wasn’t just an average housewife looking broad, and Hollywood got ppl to think Streisand wasn’t a cross-eyed dog with a dying cat voice. People are fucking stupid.
nice ass in dutch:
“lekker kontje!”
ik vraag me af waarom ze het zo goed doet bij de nederlanders??
Nonexistent ass with a face that resembles a well worn Spalding mitt.
well done good sir.
Nonexistent ass with a face that resembles a well worn Spalding mitt.
well, I can sure live with her.
She’s obviously enjoying her 15 booty-filled minutes. I can’t say it’s not remarkable without a complete examination.
You have to be a true ass man to appreciate her tush. That said my problem with her or more directly toward the tabs, which are turning her into another Aniston. Everyone’s going to suffer because she can’t land a royal, despite her perfect Pilate sculpted rear which has been groomed for that specific position since birth.
can somebody please help me find an actual ass that everybody is obsessing about?
Sinds wanneer is NL geobsedeerd door haar kont? ik heb nauwelijks iets hiervan meegekregen.
Translation: tha f*ck, this is the first time I’ve heard us Dutchies are obsessed with her ass.
Blijkbaar heb ik ook de memo niet gekregen
Apparently I didn’t get that memo either
what butt?
The real obsession is with the fact that she actually has an ass. This makes me very sad for the English.
Where is the ass?
Fish, when are you going to realize that “hot British women” is an oxymoronic term?
Ja! Das ist eiene Heiny!!!
Imagine all the attention this chick would get if she were actually hot.
Stel je voor alle aandacht die dit kuiken zou krijgen als ze waren eigenlijk heet.
i don’t get it. She looks like a dude. Is this seriously what men are into?!?!
WHAT ASS???????????