The Pippa Middleton Butt Hour

May 19th, 2011 // 96 Comments

*looks down SEO checklist*

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Check.
Botox Mom. Check.
Pippa Middleton‘s butt. On it.

Ever since the Royal Wedding, the ass of Kate Middleton‘s sister Pippa has been the object of fascination for, I’m assuming, British men because honestly this thing isn’t doing much for me. Although, that could just be the blood oath I swore to Kelly Brook‘s breasts. Anyway, here’s Pippa walking around West London in tight jeans this morning and I’ll make you a deal, England. I’ll keep these coming if you waive that pesky five year residency requirement for citizenship dub me the Duke of Hugeballsington.

UPDATE: They sent over paperwork in five minutes. Should’ve asked for Wales. Stupid.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Parker

    Speaking as a professional assologist, I would say the fascination with Pippa’s butt has to do with the possibility that she goes off the rails as on an anal sex binge in order to satisfy my imagination because that’s what I’m imagining right now.

  2. Pippa Middleton Butt
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    Nobody remembers “Wings.”

  3. V

    Hahahaha everyone bitching over her ass. You’re just corrupted by Kim Kardashian, and JLo when in reality you’ve never seen them in a bikini ’cause they’re invaded with cellullite. That can’t be a ‘nice ass’.

    Pippa’s ass is better than the one you have at home. And better than the no ass at all that 99% of you are missing. Not everything has to be huge (you’re the first to say it, guys). Huge asses are ridden with cellullite and stretch marks. You’d be the first to point that out if you had that at home.

  4. Pippa Middleton Butt
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    ew. serious case of square butt. now her sister’s got an ASS! go kate!

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    Seriously, did the populous turn into Ricky Martin while I was looking away? All I see here if a Williamsburg Hipster dude in tight pants with a mullet. Living la Pippa Loca

  6. Pippa Middleton Butt
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    Egad! Those shoes!

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    She looks like steven tyler from behind…

  8. Stephanie

    Although she was beautiful in the wedding,she looks manly, kind of old and oddly..really thin and boyish shaped. But since her family is rich and she hob nobs with other rich moguls and business owners, none of that is ever going to matter. Kate on the other hand is fucking gorgeous.

  9. The reason the UK press blew up the story about Pippa’s dress/ass, was to deflect the fact that her sister Kate was marrying an even bigger ass.

  10. Dune

    You call that an ass? Where’s the beef! She’s just another skiiny mildly attractive white girl whom the media decided to crown this week.

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    Acid wash skinny jeans, Really?!!…. She looks like she’s been taking those pills…NOASSATALL pills.

  12. gigi

    really? the Middletons are now the hot topic? wowwwww… such sheep we are…

  13. Pippa Middleton Butt
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    hahaha she’s wearing a completely jean outfit

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    FUCK, and here I thought I had a small ass!

  15. blocker

    All that money spent on the Royal Wedding and all we remember about it is Pippas amazing ASS lovely xxxx ( i will get chucked in the tower for saying this )

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    She has no ass, what are people looking at?

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