Pink was spotted at Miami beach in her bikini last week. At least I think it’s Pink. I suspect the photographer may have gotten his photos of Pink mixed up with his photos of, well, a dude. Isn’t there some unwritten rule against wearing a bikini if you look like this? She (he?) looks like she’s three-quarters done with a sex-change operation, only I can’t tell which gender she’s switching from. I’m just glad she’s wearing pants and not a bikini bottom, because by now her vagina probably looks like some sort of claw.
fearsarewishes | February 26, 2007 at 10:31 am
That’s a man, baby!
RussianMafia | February 26, 2007 at 10:32 am
Loves the vag’
kirstendunst | February 26, 2007 at 10:35 am
yeah and i dont care how much money she has, shes white trash.
queenbuzz | February 26, 2007 at 10:35 am
Pic #4 Hey dad check out that chick! Think she’ll like my snaggle tooth as much as you do?
biatcho | February 26, 2007 at 10:36 am
Can we have a man-off between this thing, Biel & Diaz?? I think Pink takes the cake but the other 2 aren’t far behind. She also has a cock.
queenbuzz | February 26, 2007 at 10:36 am
Do you think she has breast implants?
BarbadoSlim | February 26, 2007 at 10:37 am
Hah “she’s” sportin’ a strap-on.
Peter Coffin | February 26, 2007 at 10:37 am
That looks more manly than when she is fully clothed…
schack | February 26, 2007 at 10:39 am
that girl could fuck your fucking brains out…
and, p.s., folks- she’s so healthy and fit that she probably doesn’t care whether or not you think she’s attractive.
it’s a shame when paranoia and psychosis are nothing but the neurochemical effects of starvation.
schack | February 26, 2007 at 10:40 am
it’s insulting to ppl who are really crazy :x
RichPort | February 26, 2007 at 10:40 am
Her appealing personality makes up for whatever she lacks in the looks department.
brujeriadiosa | February 26, 2007 at 10:41 am
Wow! She looks like Eddie Izzard!!!
I want a breast reduction!
I think little boobies look nice. :)
oh and 9th!!!! wooo!
Doober | February 26, 2007 at 10:44 am
Why does she have the Bill of Rights stenciled on her forearm?
Did she cheat on a high school civics test and it never rubbed off?
danielle | February 26, 2007 at 10:45 am
Since when are women who keep in shape considered to be men?
If that’s the case, Nicole Richie should damn near be an extra in The Full Monty.
I mean, Pink has short hair, barely there boobage, no ass and….hmmmm.
Whatever, she still looks like a female.
MrSemprini | February 26, 2007 at 10:48 am
If she took her top off and you took a picture, you could put it on a milk carton and get 42 leads.
Sandybebe24 | February 26, 2007 at 10:48 am
Eh…ok she isn’t the most girly looking. But damn, she is in good shape. She looks healthy and tough, and she’s the first to admit she isn’t “pretty” like Brit Spears (used to be…lol).
RichPort | February 26, 2007 at 10:49 am
I would like to see her and Biel arm wrestle in the center of a circle of masturbating midgets. The loser would have to be gang-raped by the Lilliputans while the winner would have shit covered marshmallows flung at “her” by monkeys in drag. In this fantasy, #11 would get eaten by sharks and spit out because despite it’s putrid fishy smell, sharks don’t eat pussy.
RussianMafia | February 26, 2007 at 10:50 am
It’s just the odd hip bone structure.. like michaelangelo’s “David”…
Doober | February 26, 2007 at 10:50 am
..and you gotta love Captain Suck-gut Beerbelly she has loping next to her.
This bitch probably does a thousand crunches a day… while this guy is sucking down his 26th Miller Genuine Draft. What is wrong with this picture?
biatcho | February 26, 2007 at 10:52 am
I took off the rest of my clothes except my panties and
went back to the living room. Schack had opened a
bottle of wine and poured two glasses, sitting there
as demurely as you please, straight backed and legs
together. I accepted the glass and took a sip, gazing
at her body. Breasts, A cup plus a bit with dark nipples,
aureoles full. Stomach flat and smooth, legs ditto,
toenails painted a bright pink. ‘Oh God, am I dreaming?’
I thought. “Better?” Schack asked, drinking from her glass.
“Yes, thank you,” I replied, taking a sip from my own.
“Do you believe in love at first sight?” Schack asked.
“Sometimes,” I replied. I wanted her in the worst way,
but my fears were raging in the back of my mind,
wondering whether this was a ploy designed to get me to
admit I was a lesbian and then broadcast it to the
world. I waited for her to speak again, uncertain of her motives.
“I do,” Schack said, putting her glass on the coffee table
and scooting closer to me, rubbing my knees. Her hands
slid up my thigh onto my ribcage and cradled the bottom
of my breasts, the fingertips brushing my already firm
nipples. She pinched them gently and said “So
beautiful.” I threw caution to the wind, leaning forward in
search of her mouth.
Jiimbo | February 26, 2007 at 10:54 am
I see a bulge in those shorts. EEEEWWWWWW. She is one ugly what ever. And that tats make me hot……
BarbadoSlim | February 26, 2007 at 10:54 am
Dooode seriously, are we gonna get a posting of a someone who ISN’T a transvestite today, at all?
biatcho | February 26, 2007 at 10:56 am
Man, I said earlier that I felt sorry for the little troll whose only sexual experience is jerking off to video game characters that have big boobs but at this point it is becoming slightly disturbing. Freak, table for one please!
BarbadoSlim | February 26, 2007 at 10:57 am
@20….ahem,…get a room, and I want first dibs on any and all videos including all subsidiary rights in perpetuity.
RichPort | February 26, 2007 at 10:59 am
#20 has a chafed dick and rugburned hands.
jesseeca | February 26, 2007 at 10:59 am
I’d rather look at someone who’s in shape than someone who’s ribs and and elbows could slice you like Freddy if you accidentally bumped into them. Doing 800 crunches a day is a better example for young girls than shoving your finger down your throat.
And since the guys are always saying how us girls are jealous of all the celebrity chicks we talk trash about, I think the tables have turned. I think you men are hating on Pink because she’s in better shape than you & could most likely kick your ass.
edb87 | February 26, 2007 at 11:02 am
Pink < Jessica Biel. True.
2for2true | February 26, 2007 at 11:03 am
All that cash, and still she has to get her ink done at Alcatraz. Nothing hotter than a McChick that does her grocery list just north of Swatchtown.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | February 26, 2007 at 11:04 am
Her tits fell to just above her hip line. WTF ARE those things anyway???
cuesta_rey | February 26, 2007 at 11:09 am
Pink has character.
And she looks mighty fine.
schack | February 26, 2007 at 11:09 am
i’m having trouble reading the tone on your second post and the setting of the first, biatcho…
i prefer weed to whiskey and whiskey to wine,
and i’ll take a girly man any day before i take a manly girl. i don’t see why that should preclude the possibility that i think starving is stupid.
you wanna know the only difference between “man” and “woman” (note that i did NOT say “men” and “women”)?
men confuse themselves for god, while women confuse their boyfriends for god. both have got something right, and something terribly wrong.
but go ahead and cram me in your box, if you want.
biatcho | February 26, 2007 at 11:13 am
Shack, #20 is not me, it’s the trollish one so don’t get your panties too damp thinking about it.
sevenandaswitchblade | February 26, 2007 at 11:14 am
I thought this was Matt Damon until I scrolled below the neck. Now that I know this is supposed to be a female, it makes me want to vomit it’s so sexy.
Jenster | February 26, 2007 at 11:22 am
anne heche on steroids.
RichPort | February 26, 2007 at 11:25 am
20. … unlike my rugburned dick and chafed hands.
vaselineintensive | February 26, 2007 at 11:28 am
she looks fit and healthy
she’s not very pretty, but she’s not ugly either
EJ | February 26, 2007 at 11:29 am
Is it just me? I think she looks fucking awesome. Mind you, I’m a girl and maybe that makes the difference, but damn if she isn’t the hottest thing we’ve seen on Superfish in awhile.
MUCH better than “loose lips” Britney, firecrotch Lohan, balltastic Denise, STD petri dish Holly, and fatfatFAT Mariah and Tyra.
penisly speaking | February 26, 2007 at 11:33 am
let me fix a couple of things:
“she’s not very pretty, but she’s not ugly if testing shows she’s actually male”
“It must be me – I think she looks fucking awesome, but I realize if I were a guy I’d have to avert my eyes before my penis shrivels and drops off.”
lickmybutt | February 26, 2007 at 11:37 am
she looked pretty at her wedding to the man of MY dreams.
she seems like a down ass bitch that would kick yer ass just for fun.
buuut… whats with those frikkin penis muscles?
herbiefrog | February 26, 2007 at 11:38 am
hello a
good to see you over here
it must be confusing
for people that
dont understand
our love
they are not important
love you babe ))
llllllllll | February 26, 2007 at 11:41 am
Pic #4..wow she makes that man look feminine hehe
veggi | February 26, 2007 at 11:42 am
my ex-boyfriend thinks she’s hot. He’s a moron though.
llllllllll | February 26, 2007 at 11:43 am
#42 your ex boyfriend must like men
Dean | February 26, 2007 at 11:44 am
Pink’s body reminds me of a toned-down Brad Pitt from Fight Club.
PaisleyMoon | February 26, 2007 at 11:45 am
LOL @ # 42! Yep, he’s gay hon.
Spindoc | February 26, 2007 at 11:45 am
The Wheat side of me likes Pink’s boobs and her womanly qualities.
But the frosted side likes her Penis and hard hard body!
HollyJ | February 26, 2007 at 11:57 am
I’ve always liked Billy Idol. Who knew he looked so good in a bikini?
mrs.t | February 26, 2007 at 12:01 pm
This completely changes my mind about the type of people who support PETA.
Sheva | February 26, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Surf’s up Dude!
You can practically see the walk. It spells B-u-t-c-h.
And yes, she beats up every dude she’s gone out with.
LilRach | February 26, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Ok so she’s no beauty queen but she has always looked like this – i don’t get why people are so surprised??? She’s one fit bitch and she’s the kinda person who wouldn’t give two shits about insults about her.
She is so much more of a role model for girls compared to the other trash that is out there.