Pink shows Venice, California her underwear

July 7th, 2006 // 244 Comments

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It’s socially acceptable to go out in your pajamas, but usually if you’re in college or it’s late at night. I’d let something like this slide if we were talking about Alessandra Ambrosio or Jessica Alba or anybody else that could pull off being a woman, but Pink? I’m barely okay with her being seen in public with her regular clothes on, let alone riding around in a sports bra.

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  1. lucycharms

    #47

    I think it would be a really dirty fight at first…. however I do believe it would end with a full on make out scene (after realizing they were both born with male sex organs as well)

    this scene will then be marked in history as the most revolting lip lock between 2 women of 2006… & with scar all for the century.

  2. Pink looks like she smells like After shave And Jock itch powder.

  3. francesfarmer

    lol well said osh

  4. lucycharms

    #52

    That was beautiful. However… what do you think that means for her hubby? How painful either he really loved her or got a large sum of cash……. she exudes no sexy qualities….. how would someone even attempt to engage with her…….. so gross…puking everywhere..can’t believe I asked someone to go there mentally as well… sorry

  5. Jacq

    #47 – For me, that evokes images of Alien vs. Predator and Jason vs. Freddy. ‘Sept more blood and body hair. Ultimately, I think all of humanity loses.

  6. Pearly

    She’s Brigitte Nielsens long lost daughter. Ugh!!

  7. sarcasmus

    -get supplies for new meth batch
    -make some bitchin’ crank
    -beat the shit out of each other
    -screw like mongoloids on crank
    -get supplies for new meth……

  8. jFp

    one word…”dude-ish”

  9. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    This bitch is a nobody. Now here’s a first, I WOULDN’T fuck her. Honestly. Well maybe.

  10. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Hey… we’re all Pink on the inside!

  11. RichPort

    Her face looks like a Hell’s Angel photoshopped on some WWF chick’s body… kinda of China meets that biker guy from Mask. Her music is about as pointless as a fucking broken pencil.

    #40 Good point… at least all of the Hollywood whorelettes were fuckable at some point. She’s staring to remind me of that chick in that John Ritter movie Skin Deep.

  12. jane's eyre

    I bet her breath smells like aftershave, cigarettes, and Michelle Rodriguez.

  13. Musa_ acuminata

    Megan Harris made out with Pink once behind a dumpster next to Eduardo’s Liquor on Lincoln Ave. They both thought they were making out with a guy. True story.

  14. Italian Stallion

    @41 JRZMOMMY, Just when I thought I didn’t like you, you have to go and mention that shit about your husband. He sounds like a smart man, considering. I am willing to say since you will be cheering for Italia this sunday and your married to an Italian I will stop shitting on you but don’t hold me to it. Forza Italia…….

    I love MeganHarris, she keeps me thin, everytime I look at her picture I throw up.

    Pink has dick holes in her panties…….

    Later all…………

  15. jrzmommy

    66-Stallion–deal. Have fun on Sunday–watch the Strega intake until AFTER the game!!

  16. kandyk0119

    I really think there is a penis at the bottom of that V

  17. jrzmommy

    Just look at that……that……oh, what the fuck should I call it…..that SNEER-GRIT on her face in the fourth picture (enlarge it to get the full effect.) She looks like Dick Cheney and –YES, 58–Cheney and Brigette Nielsen had a baby. she looks like a bulldog chewing on a bumble bee.

  18. RichPort

    #66

    In the unlikely event that Italy loses on Sunday, I say we bomb France. Bomb those fuckers like Saddam’s sons, then rush every deli in the country and take all the Italian bread and use it to beat the fuck out of all the French bread and baguettes in retaliation. I love the smell of vaporized frog in the morning… smells like… victory…

    France is like saying FIRST!!!! Useless, but great to make fun of…

  19. pop

    she looks like this guy i used to play hockey with as a kid…

    http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

    GROSS!!

  20. Tits_McGhee

    Pink is about as lady like as I am a prude.

  21. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Let it be known that MeganHarris wears Pink’s vagina as a hat on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

  22. PapaHotNuts

    The Italian Soccer team is spreading love througout the SF, unless you’re French, then you’re a big pussy. But then again, if you’re French, you already knew that you were a big pussy and I apologize for pointing out what you already know.

    I wanted to insult jrzmommy because it’s Friday, but now all I want to do is share a homemade lasagna with her and show her photo albums of my family vacations to Italy. Maybe drink warm cider by the fire and spoon until dawn. We would watch a young fawn tiptoe to the streams edge, and lower it’s head to sip the clean water. Maybe even hold hands down a dusty road at dusk, and playfully stick my finger in her cooch, or maybe not. I’m just gonna go with my heart tells me, because that’s what World Cup Soccer does to me.

  23. PapaHotNuts

    I also wanted to add that on cnn.com, I viewed some of the sketches that those Columbine kids did prior to their attack. They might be pretty good at killing classmates, teachers, and themselves, but they sucked as artists. I mean they stink. My 4-year old can draw better than them, but I bet he’s not nearly as good of an assassin.

  24. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    You know that Whisper Song by the Ying Yang Twins? Yeah, Pink wrote that.

  25. jrzmommy

    74–while listening to Cat Stevens and wearing matching Fair Isle sweaters, then I’ll ram a Korean Taepodong 2 Missle up your asshole and call you Loretta! Then we can break out the cannolis! :)

  26. PapaHotNuts

    That missile didn’t even work. How about a US made Patriot missile?

  27. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Why is everyone suddenly a soccer fan? Is it because of that Gatorade commercial? I mean, I know it was a good commercial, but come on now…

  28. machsnell

    “That was beautiful. However… what do you think that means for her hubby? How painful either he really loved her or got a large sum of cash……. she exudes no sexy qualities….. how would someone even attempt to engage with her…….. so gross…puking everywhere..can’t believe I asked someone to go there mentally as well… sorry”

    Why would he need money from her? He has a sucessful tattoo shop. He is hot and could have married anyone. Why her, I have no idea.

  29. TXgal82

    How does she get herself to look so much like a man???? She’s nasty.

  30. TOPAZ21

    #76 haha i like you osh!

  31. diamondprynzez

    Hey!! That’s my paperboy!!! What’s he doing on the SF??

  32. jrzmommy

    79–I’m a fan every four years because of those unbelievably Adonis-like creatures that kick the ball around from Italy.

  33. divadoc

    I’m cheering for the French. After the tragic Dutch loss I’m just in the mood to piss off everyone. That and my love for cotes du rhone…

  34. RichPort

    Soccer actually bores the shit out of me, I just hate the fucking French.

  35. Rockstar Alumni

    Sorry but she looks BEAT!

  36. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    84 – Oh, it’s every four years? I guess that explains it. I thought it was every week the way the Mexicans be carryin’ on in the park on Sundays. Like clockwork.
    With their soccer playing and their polka music and their jibber jabber muchas garcias burrito talk and their crazy wide hats…

  37. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    84 – Oh, it’s every four years? I guess that explains it. I thought it was every week the way the Mexicans be carryin’ on in the park on Sundays. Like clockwork.
    With their soccer playing and their polka music and their jibber jabber muchas garcias burrito talk and their crazy wide hats…

  38. jrzmommy

    85–Don’t cheer for the French! Their accents are faggy.

  39. jrzmommy

    Just Sundays? DAMN! I wanna move to your community!

  40. Proteon

    OMG she is so nasty! I would never fuck her! NEVER I SWEAR!

    =)

    Call me!

  41. RichPort

    Even the way they say words like ‘faggy’ is faggy…

  42. jane's eyre

    Have you seen this video? It’s so freakin’ hilarious I had to watch it like 5 times. It’s got the French in it too.

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

  43. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    84 – Oh, it’s every four years?

    Psyche!

  44. divadoc

    I’m such a fag hag… that’s why i married a european. but i like guys who are pretty like girls and find girls who look like guys disgusting (refer to above picture of pink)

  45. jrzmommy

    Lee FaaaaG-Haaaayyy….fucking French.

  46. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Fags are useful. For, like, you know, beating up and stuff.

  47. jrzmommy

    …and for smoking (while in the UK)

  48. gigi33

    Everybody sing!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid Girl (or is a boy??)

  49. Her husband must be struggling with his sexuality, because she is the epitome of fugly, manly dyke. She makes Michelle Rodriguez look like Jessica Alba by comparison. Just looking at her inverts my penis.

  50. #101 UNWASHEDMASSES

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, if you take away the penis, her Y Chromosome and all the body hair she’d probably be pretty hot.

    As for you Soccer Fans, You’re fooling yourselves. The hottest Athleats are Bowlers. Sweaty Beer bellys are hot.

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