Here’s a practically naked Pink kicking off her tour at KeyArena in Seattle Tuesday night, and you have to respect a woman person for wearing an outfit with a sparkling 70s bush. And by respect I mean cry in the corner because you started to get an erection looking at Androgyno the Sequin Robot here.
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Kimberlee | September 17, 2009 at 5:02 pm
wow first
poopster | September 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm
wow shes pretty hot for a dude
poopster | September 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm
wow shes pretty hot for a dude
Katie | September 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm
BARF
Girly | September 17, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Gross Dyke. Pink, Madonna and Tori Spelling are the nastiest celebrities.
joe blow | September 17, 2009 at 5:06 pm
That makes my penis sad….
Body by Jake | September 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm
There’s has to be a point where the working out and dieting has to stop, I think Pink passed that point during one of it’s crunches…
NooOo | September 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm
NoOOoO…pink you are too talented to be wearing something gross and trashy like this. I rather you duct tape your nipples then this shiet.
Pilatunes | September 17, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Holy shit, never mind the body…does her face look masculine in those photos or what?!
tomorrowsparty | September 17, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Gozer the Gozerian, the traveler, the conqueror has come. Choose your fate!
amanda | September 17, 2009 at 5:23 pm
THIS CHICK IS TOAST!
Cross Your Legs | September 17, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I love Pink because she is all real and she’s comfortable with her body and works hard to stay fit. At least she is not looking like a soft porn whore like Beyonce’s video and how she spreads her legs wide like a stripper.
mar | September 17, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Pink is way cooler than any of you. She is fantastic.
mike | September 17, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I would let that hit me
freeside | September 17, 2009 at 5:29 pm
he rook rike a man
Pink | September 17, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Oh come on, really dissing people on the looks? Did everyone forget how amazing she is? Sure britney spears can be pretty when she isn’t 5ft under hill billy clothes, but have you really ever heard britney spears sing live??
Pink Sings live, flips from ropes in the air, LIVE. You can even hear sometimes when she hits something hard, she makes an “UMPH” noise. She keeps it real, instead of lip syncing to her own voice, filled with different types of synthesizers to make her voice not what it really is.
Reguardless of how bad people may think she looks here, Who fucking cares what she looks like, she’s more talented than half of you boy’s on here’s left nutsack. Sorry but it’s true ^_^
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm
It’s a shame I can’t rub one out to her because she really can sing and I admire that. Too bad I’m 99% positive she’s using the tuck rule.
amanda | September 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm
i have never met a talented nutsack, or a pretty one.
your comparison makes no sense.
tomorrowsparty on the other hand, it right on :D
tomorrowsparty | September 17, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I totally have to agree with Amanda on this one.
spaceyQQQ | September 17, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Bill Idol rules!
It's Me Fuckers | September 17, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Pink rocks!! I can almost picture a cock on her. But you wouldn’t even be able to tuck and tape one out of sight in this outfit. BTW, she’s HOT.
WHERE IS THE COCK SUPERFISH?!?!
huh? | September 17, 2009 at 5:47 pm
@16: Does that mean that half of boys on here have a left nutsack more talented than Pink?
ROUGH daddy | September 17, 2009 at 5:50 pm
You sure this is not the Ken doll Fish use to play with…
Now this is a case where I advocate “silly”cones. a saggy Double D’s will be great on a bod like that. I’d be careful putting my head between those inner thighs though…
assman | September 17, 2009 at 5:54 pm
eww, where are the boobs?
Hugh Gentry | September 17, 2009 at 5:57 pm
no doubt Pink should have been born with a cock
Lovinthepink | September 17, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Pink @16, she does look masculine here, but I agree with your assessment. She is someone I’d like to see live. And then be seduced by…
frank | September 17, 2009 at 5:59 pm
“Pink Sings live, flips from ropes in the air, LIVE. You can even hear sometimes when she hits something hard, she makes an “UMPH” noise. She keeps it real…”
She’s a buffoon.
And how does someone take pics of her in THAT, and NOT get an ass shot?
paul | September 17, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Wow! who cut off Billy Idols cock?
markonius maximus | September 17, 2009 at 6:02 pm
THAT’S A MAAAN…. MAN!
... | September 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm
David Bowie?
... | September 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm
@ 10. tomorrowsparty – September 17, 2009 5:22 PM
“Gozer the Gozerian, the traveler, the conqueror has come. Choose your fate!”
L-O-L!! That has to be the funniest line I’ve read in weeks :) I bow to you sir/ma’am
blood | September 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I’ve seen more feminine looking shemales.
She’s either on the ‘roids or she was born with waaaay too much testosterone.
Nameless | September 17, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Pink and Lady Gaga could pretty much wear absolutely nothing and still be f’ugly as hell.
gosh darnit | September 17, 2009 at 6:25 pm
nigger is the new pink
John Prime | September 17, 2009 at 6:34 pm
All I can think of is AIM FOR THE FLAT TOP!!!!!!
Tofu | September 17, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Pink is talented, writes, plays, and sings her own music. She’s au natural and comfortable in her skin and speaks her mind. She’s vegetarian and looking fit.
jake_ryan_hot | September 17, 2009 at 6:41 pm
So I guess Corey Hart is into trannies.
deedee | September 17, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I guess there’s no carpet downstairs, just linoleum.
aprilstp | September 17, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Pic #5…those poor people in the audience look like they don’t know what to think.
Yeah, she’s fit and talented, but that outfit is not what folks want from her, lol. Just sing and wear a skirt!
Angela | September 17, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Dude. That’s a dude.
aprilstp | September 17, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Pic #5…the poor audience look like they don’t know what to think…
Yeah, she’s fit and talented, but I don’t think that outfit is what folks want from her. Just sing and wear a skirt!!
Baldy | September 17, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Is that Gozer from “Ghostbusters”?
Baldy | September 17, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Is that Gozer from “Ghostbusters”?
Darth | September 17, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I know there’re X- or Y-chromosomes or somethin’.
FrankNEarnest | September 17, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I thought it was Kiefer Sutherland until I read the text!
Mister Bored | September 17, 2009 at 7:02 pm
My penis is confused.
Rhialto | September 17, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Luckily she’s smart enough to prove right away she’s a girl.
brian t | September 17, 2009 at 7:02 pm
But seriously – it takes some balls to go on stage wearing that …
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | September 17, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Thats a lotta look. Twat sequins are never a good idea.
missywissy | September 17, 2009 at 7:08 pm
She looks like a beautiful ass kicker. Kudos for singing live unlike all the talentless ones that can’t do it.