Pink marries Carey Hart

Superficial / January 9, 2006

pink-married.jpgPink got married to Carey Hart in Costa Rica over the weekend, further confusing everybody in the world that thought she was a lesbian.

Per Us Weekly, the two-time Grammy winner, whose real name is Alecia Moore, wore a cream gown and had her blonde hair accented with, yes, pink highlights. Pink, 26, and Hart, 30, walked barefoot down the candle-lit aisle to the strains of Billy Joel’s “She’s Always a Woman,” according to Us.

I always pictured Pink getting married in Vegas to a buzzcut woman in her mid 30’s. Actually that’s a lie. The only thing I’ve ever pictured Pink doing is getting cut in half by a samurai sword, and that was shortly after I saw her trying to perform live. I’m not sure if you know this, but hearing her perform live will literally cause your intestines to explode and make you crap your pants in pain. I have a very dirty pair of underwear that can vouch for this.

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