Pink is NOT bisexual

May 4th, 2009 // 79 Comments

Using her Twitter account, Pink shot down rumors she’s bisexual and sent out the following tweets. — Somebody, for the love of God, stop this thing. Will pay cash:

i just read that im bisexual. so 1991. good thing people write articles about me so i can get my facts str8. i mean straight. read on people
8:40 PM May 2nd from web
@PerezHilton 100% FABRICATION.
4:01 AM May 3rd from web in reply to PerezHilton

For the record, should any celebrities want to shoot down rumors I print about them, I only correspond via carrier pigeon. Twitter is so 1876. (See, Pink, I can say shit that makes no sense, too.)

Photos: WENN
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  1. Check out the giant schlong hanging down her leg in the first pic.

  2. Dude

    Is that a cock going down her left leg in the first picture? Damn its bigger than mine! :-(

  3. Seriously, I think this is just getting ridiculous!!! I love Pink and think she is the best! It doesn’t really matter what she is or what she does! I think being in the spotlight is crazy as is. I know a little bit about it! =)

    Alex – Professional Cutie
    http://www.mioamoredesign.com

  4. Seriously, I think this is just getting ridiculous!!! I love Pink and think she is the best! It doesn’t really matter what she is or what she does! I think being in the spotlight is crazy as is. I know a little bit about it! =)

    Alex – Professional Cutie
    http://www.mioamoredesign.com

  5. Ahhhh…. sorry! Didn’t mean to post twice! =(

  6. Pinky

    Pink is fugly.

    jaffer@google.com

  7. asdfjklo

    She needs to immediately stop lifting any weights for her upper body. And stop with the oblique crunches.

    Eat a couple cheeseburgers a week, and maybe a milkshake. And don’t shy away from the fries. Get a little fill back in around her waist. She’ll still be thin and athletic. But a little less definition in her case will help immensely.

  8. Well, this is great news for the lesbians, but what has she done for me lately?

  9. Dr McNasty

    She looks like a nigger. Otherwise I’d hit that.

  10. b

    I hope Perez Hilton ends up like Matthew Sheppard.

  11. She came a step closer to reality.
    BUT WOMEN ARE HER GAME, folks!!
    …………bet?

  12. MBA Nixon

    She is, however, gross and talentless.

  13. les

    OMG! Who ever said Justin Tranter (of Semi Precious Weapons) is looking pretty buff these days is 1) Super cool fo knowing who SPW is. 2) Is fucking funny! love it.

  14. She makes Serena Williams look feminine.

  15. well that’s too bad……the world needs more freaky bisexual ladies!!!!

  16. Nic

    What a bunch of jealous dudes we have commenting on this site.
    My only comment is this. Check out the last picture and the face of her fans. “nuff said.

  17. Scelestus Unus

    @ 66.

    Hitler had a lot of fans, too.

    … I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this.

  18. paula

    hot hot hot!!! wish she was bi, i’d do her for sure!!!

  19. Don Keypunch

    @66 & 67

    Hitler was a dude, too.
    …I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this.

  20. truk

    there’s nothing odd about pink liking women, pink’s a dude (obviously)

  21. sholezso

    Well the bitch looks like a raging dyke… what do you expect? You are a public figure… there’s stereotypes out there in 2009. HELLO?

  22. mrmr

    59. die.

    and her man-v says different. thats not natural.

  23. I guess Pink was not aware of the studies done five years ago that proved all women were bisexual in nature.

    Pink is a woman (last I heard). All women are bisexual. Therefore, Pink is bisexual.

    Case closed.

  24. Chelsea

    I honestly do not believe Pink is gay. She loves her husband Carey Hunt. Yea she has a very nice body look at it… I even have a stomach like that. It’s called you work out and make your body look good. You also have to think she dances all the time and practices all the time getting ready for shows…. What you expect for her to be big… Any girls stomach could look like that all you have to do is work at it….. People are just so stupid and ignorant…..

  25. KMA

    what a bunch of haters,, what? cos she works out and is cut up better then most men ya gotta hate on her bunch of jealous ass haters start working out maybe youll look as good as she does ya fuckin asswipes

  26. jim

    Pink has worked her ass off in the gym and has turned her body into art, No fake boobs no lipo or tummy tucks just hard work! The girl is jacked and makes it look beautiful. shes not Megan Fox and she knows it i’m sure, beauty like hers is rare, but as far as looking as good as you can goes Pink did it.

  27. You guys are fucking assholes.

  28. Banshee

    Well…there go my dreams.

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