Pink is NOT bisexual

Using her Twitter account, Pink shot down rumors she’s bisexual and sent out the following tweets. — Somebody, for the love of God, stop this thing. Will pay cash:

i just read that im bisexual. so 1991. good thing people write articles about me so i can get my facts str8. i mean straight. read on people
8:40 PM May 2nd from web
@PerezHilton 100% FABRICATION.
4:01 AM May 3rd from web in reply to PerezHilton

For the record, should any celebrities want to shoot down rumors I print about them, I only correspond via carrier pigeon. Twitter is so 1876. (See, Pink, I can say shit that makes no sense, too.)

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