Using her Twitter account, Pink shot down rumors she’s bisexual and sent out the following tweets. — Somebody, for the love of God, stop this thing. Will pay cash:
i just read that im bisexual. so 1991. good thing people write articles about me so i can get my facts str8. i mean straight. read on people
8:40 PM May 2nd from web
@PerezHilton 100% FABRICATION.
4:01 AM May 3rd from web in reply to PerezHilton
For the record, should any celebrities want to shoot down rumors I print about them, I only correspond via carrier pigeon. Twitter is so 1876. (See, Pink, I can say shit that makes no sense, too.)
Photos: WENN
Gerald_Tarrant | May 4, 2009 at 11:49 am
She’s hot. I would love to do some seriously nasty stuff with this one. Carey who? That’s all she could remember of her ex once I got done with her.
Eric | May 4, 2009 at 11:49 am
Glad she cleared that up. So, anyway, who’s the glam dude in the pictures?
Michael Jackson | May 4, 2009 at 11:50 am
Pink’s a dude though right?
WTF | May 4, 2009 at 11:52 am
Yeah, not bisexual… she’s now gone full dyke.
Haahoo | May 4, 2009 at 11:53 am
FIRST. and her body is disgusting, she might aswell go gay.
chupacabra | May 4, 2009 at 12:00 pm
good lord. how the hell does “she” get those abs that look like dude abs? I mean, i didn’t know it was physically possible for girls to get that, shelf thing about the hips.
ishi-san | May 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm
she looks like a midget in these! Her arms are so strangely short…..
She looka like a mon... | May 4, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I bet she has a 10″ black limp dick hid in that plastic = harmless.
Matt | May 4, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Justin Tranter is looking pretty buff these days
the world according to ROUGH! | May 4, 2009 at 12:05 pm
I believe her! didnt Tommy Lee ran into her! but she does look like shes from NO MAN’s LAND thought!
. | May 4, 2009 at 12:14 pm
#6 I know right? That is not the body of a lady. Just look at those shoulders!
pappy smeary | May 4, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I guess I just lost my vajayjay
I don’t know where it went
I’ve got a big long schlong now
so im gonna pitch a tent
I got a brand new cock ring
And I’m gonna wear it tonight
I’m gonna get in some muff now
Ibut it doesnt mean im a dyke!!!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I want something nice and tight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna do it tonight
So, so what, Im not a dyke now
I got my cock now and I don’t need you
And guess what, I’m havin’ more fun
And now that we’re done I’m gonna show you tonight
GuyHolly | May 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Pink the other manmeat. That’s a dude.
blah | May 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm
LOL LOOOOOOOOOOL @ carrier pigeon, you are a riot dude
Gin | May 4, 2009 at 12:25 pm
People just assumed she’s bi (if not full-blown gay) because she has the body of a man. Seriously, I bet those things she thinks are ovaries are actually undescended testicles. Look at those abs and pecs! Manly!
Jade | May 4, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Perez Hilton is a douche.
I have nothing bad to say about Pink.
HankTheDwarf | May 4, 2009 at 12:42 pm
She’s NOT bisexual. She’s a man.
Holly | May 4, 2009 at 12:43 pm
It’s good to see that Billy Idol’s staying in shape!
Meream | May 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm
THe comments here are funny!
http://www.popduds.com | May 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
pink is so fucking ugly
dirk | May 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Ironically, she looks like Perez Hilton’s ugly ass.
gosyco | May 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I feel less than a man…
(consoles penis)
Scelestus Unus | May 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm
How fitting that she would mention the 90′s, since she stole her fashion sense from Susan Powter.
It makes sense, though, since every time I hear her open her mouth I can only think that she needs to “STOP THE INSANITY!”
b | May 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm
She should join the Obama team. She would fit in perfect with the rest of the no talent bull dikes.
Richard McBeef | May 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm
what in the goddamn fuck is that wrinkly shit around her belly button area in pic 2? it looks like nutsack skin.
smarg | May 4, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I bet she your pussy-squeeze your dick flat. Ouch and yeeeeaaah, baby….
Jeff | May 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Question: How many seconds would it take for Pink to wipe the floor with most men of medium height and build?
I’m thinking 15 seconds, as it would take at least 5 second for those Python Thighs of Doom to crush a man’s ribcage. Remember, she used to be a gymnast, so you can expect a few acrobatics before her victim sees his life flash before his eyes.
alex | May 4, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I’m thoroughly conflicted here. She’s really hot in a disgusting sort of way. I don’t know whether I want to bang the bejeezez out of her, or have her help me fix the transmission of an 87 Camaro. I need to go to church to get some guidance on this one.
Joejam2845 | May 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
If she’s Not Bisexual, why dress like it??? Dressing a little more feminine might give a better impression don’t you think?
the world according to ROUGH! | May 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Ya 28 youre into muscle and clitness! ask for some holy water!
Mr. Jones | May 4, 2009 at 2:05 pm
It looks like Luke Skywalker totally flipped out. I guess this was after he learned he banged his sister.
Superbiggerevil | May 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Looks like the bitch is going after that whole buffed out “Madonna-arms” thing…probably so she better control her strap-on victims.
Yucky girl, good music tho | May 4, 2009 at 2:29 pm
With her butch body and blond hair she could fit in well with the Hogan family. With her uber-tough attitude, she could be like the son the Hulkster never had… (that pansy Nick doesn’t count as a real man)
mikeock | May 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm
man that little dude is jacked!
Turd Ferguson | May 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Uhhhg…..I think I just threw up a little.
She has broader shoulder than I do….and I have broad shoulders!
Richard McBeef | May 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@33 – Nick doesn’t count but Brooke does.
Italian Stallion | May 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm
This dude should stop wearing tight pants like that. Nobody wants to see his cock. It’s just disgusting……
thesuperficial | May 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm
she’s looking more like Pink Hogan lol
Btw check this shit out
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
=)
lola | May 4, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I did always have an inkling that she was gay or bisexual, but I don’t KNOW this. Being a fierce lady doesn’t make you attracted to members of the same sex. I could really care less who she sleeps with. As far as pop stars go, their music, vocal talent, and performing skills are all that should matter. Unfortunately, not one pop band has ever met up to my standards.. well, except for Michael Jackson :)
Galtacticus | May 4, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Holy crap! She’s almost more muscular than i am! Luckily my penis is bigger!
Jennyjenjen | May 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Has anyone else noticed that the commenters on this site have turned into grammar ‘tards? I feel like we’ve entered into a realm where basic sentence structure is no longer encouraged.
Holly | May 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Watch out Jenny or someone’s likely to ask you to dangle their modifier.
sunflower420 | May 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@40 Are you absolutely sure about that?
Holly | May 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm
In that last photo, WHERE THE HELL DID HER NECK GO? wtf
Jennyjenjen | May 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm
And risk catching a conjunctive adverb? Never.
Beastman AIDS | May 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I’m with #6 – I thaught only lean male super heroes like myself could get those hip grooves.
Also, Perez Hilton is a fuck-knuckle – I visited his site once after someone highly recommended it to me (after seeing me on this site) then I had to piss on my modem and shoot them in the face for bad judgement.
If U Seek Amy | May 4, 2009 at 5:03 pm
She aint bi cos she aint fucked me yet…. i’d love to give her a bit of a tongue lashing…. pwhoah!!!!! She is the hotness…. and yes, I am a straight chick too!!!
Skinn | May 4, 2009 at 5:07 pm
You’re and idiot.
Marya | May 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
who cares if she is or not? girls who want her now are just going to want her more, and guys who wanted her before are just going to have something in common with thier girlfriends…
get the f**k over it…you’re not going to meet her…if you think she’s ugly-then dont be pissed that she’s bi. And your girl or your sister wont be meeting her either so you have nothing to worry about…we can all see that jealousy is what’s eating at you here anyway
Marya | May 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
who cares if she is or not? girls who want her now are just going to want her more, and guys who wanted her before are just going to have something in common with thier girlfriends…
get the f**k over it…you’re not going to meet her…if you think she’s ugly-then dont be pissed that she’s bi. And your girl or your sister wont be meeting her either so you have nothing to worry about…we can all see that jealousy is what’s eating at you here anyway