Pink is NOT bisexual

May 4th, 2009 // 79 Comments

Using her Twitter account, Pink shot down rumors she’s bisexual and sent out the following tweets. — Somebody, for the love of God, stop this thing. Will pay cash:

i just read that im bisexual. so 1991. good thing people write articles about me so i can get my facts str8. i mean straight. read on people
8:40 PM May 2nd from web
@PerezHilton 100% FABRICATION.
4:01 AM May 3rd from web in reply to PerezHilton

For the record, should any celebrities want to shoot down rumors I print about them, I only correspond via carrier pigeon. Twitter is so 1876. (See, Pink, I can say shit that makes no sense, too.)

Photos: WENN
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  1. Gerald_Tarrant

    She’s hot. I would love to do some seriously nasty stuff with this one. Carey who? That’s all she could remember of her ex once I got done with her.

  2. Eric

    Glad she cleared that up. So, anyway, who’s the glam dude in the pictures?

  3. Michael Jackson

    Pink’s a dude though right?

  4. WTF

    Yeah, not bisexual… she’s now gone full dyke.

  5. FIRST. and her body is disgusting, she might aswell go gay.

  6. chupacabra

    good lord. how the hell does “she” get those abs that look like dude abs? I mean, i didn’t know it was physically possible for girls to get that, shelf thing about the hips.

  7. ishi-san

    she looks like a midget in these! Her arms are so strangely short…..

  8. She looka like a mon...

    I bet she has a 10″ black limp dick hid in that plastic = harmless.

  9. Matt

    Justin Tranter is looking pretty buff these days

  10. I believe her! didnt Tommy Lee ran into her! but she does look like shes from NO MAN’s LAND thought!

  11. .

    #6 I know right? That is not the body of a lady. Just look at those shoulders!

  12. pappy smeary

    I guess I just lost my vajayjay
    I don’t know where it went
    I’ve got a big long schlong now
    so im gonna pitch a tent

    I got a brand new cock ring
    And I’m gonna wear it tonight
    I’m gonna get in some muff now
    Ibut it doesnt mean im a dyke!!!

    Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
    I want something nice and tight
    Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
    I wanna do it tonight

    So, so what, Im not a dyke now
    I got my cock now and I don’t need you
    And guess what, I’m havin’ more fun
    And now that we’re done I’m gonna show you tonight

  13. Pink the other manmeat. That’s a dude.

  14. blah

    LOL LOOOOOOOOOOL @ carrier pigeon, you are a riot dude

  15. Gin

    People just assumed she’s bi (if not full-blown gay) because she has the body of a man. Seriously, I bet those things she thinks are ovaries are actually undescended testicles. Look at those abs and pecs! Manly!

  16. Jade

    Perez Hilton is a douche.

    I have nothing bad to say about Pink.

  17. HankTheDwarf

    She’s NOT bisexual. She’s a man.

  18. Holly

    It’s good to see that Billy Idol’s staying in shape!

  19. THe comments here are funny!

  20. dirk

    Ironically, she looks like Perez Hilton’s ugly ass.

  21. gosyco

    I feel less than a man…
    (consoles penis)

  22. Scelestus Unus

    How fitting that she would mention the 90′s, since she stole her fashion sense from Susan Powter.

    It makes sense, though, since every time I hear her open her mouth I can only think that she needs to “STOP THE INSANITY!”

  23. b

    She should join the Obama team. She would fit in perfect with the rest of the no talent bull dikes.

  24. Richard McBeef

    what in the goddamn fuck is that wrinkly shit around her belly button area in pic 2? it looks like nutsack skin.

  25. smarg

    I bet she your pussy-squeeze your dick flat. Ouch and yeeeeaaah, baby….

  26. Jeff

    Question: How many seconds would it take for Pink to wipe the floor with most men of medium height and build?

    I’m thinking 15 seconds, as it would take at least 5 second for those Python Thighs of Doom to crush a man’s ribcage. Remember, she used to be a gymnast, so you can expect a few acrobatics before her victim sees his life flash before his eyes.

  27. alex

    I’m thoroughly conflicted here. She’s really hot in a disgusting sort of way. I don’t know whether I want to bang the bejeezez out of her, or have her help me fix the transmission of an 87 Camaro. I need to go to church to get some guidance on this one.

  28. Joejam2845

    If she’s Not Bisexual, why dress like it??? Dressing a little more feminine might give a better impression don’t you think?

  29. Ya 28 youre into muscle and clitness! ask for some holy water!

  30. Mr. Jones

    It looks like Luke Skywalker totally flipped out. I guess this was after he learned he banged his sister.

  31. Superbiggerevil

    Looks like the bitch is going after that whole buffed out “Madonna-arms” thing…probably so she better control her strap-on victims.

  32. Yucky girl, good music tho

    With her butch body and blond hair she could fit in well with the Hogan family. With her uber-tough attitude, she could be like the son the Hulkster never had… (that pansy Nick doesn’t count as a real man)

  33. mikeock

    man that little dude is jacked!

  34. Turd Ferguson

    Uhhhg…..I think I just threw up a little.
    She has broader shoulder than I do….and I have broad shoulders!

  35. Richard McBeef

    @33 – Nick doesn’t count but Brooke does.

  36. Italian Stallion

    This dude should stop wearing tight pants like that. Nobody wants to see his cock. It’s just disgusting……

  37. she’s looking more like Pink Hogan lol

    Btw check this shit out

    http://captain-hash.mybrute.com

    =)

  38. lola

    I did always have an inkling that she was gay or bisexual, but I don’t KNOW this. Being a fierce lady doesn’t make you attracted to members of the same sex. I could really care less who she sleeps with. As far as pop stars go, their music, vocal talent, and performing skills are all that should matter. Unfortunately, not one pop band has ever met up to my standards.. well, except for Michael Jackson :)

  39. Galtacticus

    Holy crap! She’s almost more muscular than i am! Luckily my penis is bigger!

  40. Jennyjenjen

    Has anyone else noticed that the commenters on this site have turned into grammar ‘tards? I feel like we’ve entered into a realm where basic sentence structure is no longer encouraged.

  41. Holly

    Watch out Jenny or someone’s likely to ask you to dangle their modifier.

  42. sunflower420

    @40 Are you absolutely sure about that?

  43. Holly

    In that last photo, WHERE THE HELL DID HER NECK GO? wtf

  44. Jennyjenjen

    And risk catching a conjunctive adverb? Never.

  45. Beastman AIDS

    I’m with #6 – I thaught only lean male super heroes like myself could get those hip grooves.

    Also, Perez Hilton is a fuck-knuckle – I visited his site once after someone highly recommended it to me (after seeing me on this site) then I had to piss on my modem and shoot them in the face for bad judgement.

  46. If U Seek Amy

    She aint bi cos she aint fucked me yet…. i’d love to give her a bit of a tongue lashing…. pwhoah!!!!! She is the hotness…. and yes, I am a straight chick too!!!

  47. Skinn

    You’re and idiot.

  48. Marya

    who cares if she is or not? girls who want her now are just going to want her more, and guys who wanted her before are just going to have something in common with thier girlfriends…
    get the f**k over it…you’re not going to meet her…if you think she’s ugly-then dont be pissed that she’s bi. And your girl or your sister wont be meeting her either so you have nothing to worry about…we can all see that jealousy is what’s eating at you here anyway

  49. Marya

    who cares if she is or not? girls who want her now are just going to want her more, and guys who wanted her before are just going to have something in common with thier girlfriends…
    get the f**k over it…you’re not going to meet her…if you think she’s ugly-then dont be pissed that she’s bi. And your girl or your sister wont be meeting her either so you have nothing to worry about…we can all see that jealousy is what’s eating at you here anyway

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