Pink has the ideal body

March 13th, 2007 // 76 Comments
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Pink showed off her belly at a Bally Total Fitness Conference, though I’m not sure why they would want her as a guest. Yeah she’s got muscles, but nobody’s looking at Pink thinking that’s their ideal body. They might as well have brought a gorilla out on stage and poked it with a stick while announcing: “Get a Bally Total Fitness membership and you too could look like this!”

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Comments (76)

  1. tomdeleteseverypageimake | March 13, 2007 at 12:51 am

    first? yea

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  2. tomdeleteseverypageimake | March 13, 2007 at 12:52 am

    btw she does have a pretty good body in person…she opened up for justin timberlake and it took me a sec to figure out which of the two it was.

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  3. cayana | March 13, 2007 at 12:57 am

    Why does she even bother wearing a bra? There’s nothing there that needs support.

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  4. radmacdrunkpants | March 13, 2007 at 1:01 am

    you’re all scared coz she’d kick your ass all the way to tuesday!

    i’d rather have a million Pink’s in this world than one more Paris/Britney/Lindsay skanky clone wasting oxygen.

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  5. leo | March 13, 2007 at 1:02 am

    are you an idiot?

    she has a good body. you can’t see the definition in her abs?

    your blog has become not only misinformed, but so terribly boring lately.

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  6. crestlin | March 13, 2007 at 1:41 am

    her body is fantastic! i wish my husband’s abs looked like that :/

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  7. loungechic | March 13, 2007 at 2:17 am

    nobody said she didn’t have a “good” body… if you WANT a muscular man body… complete with muscular V leading to your crotch like guys have.

    I don’t ever remember that being hot on girls. :) Not to diss girls without curves, but the “ideal body” is typically one with sexy curves!… Not a flat chest/V crotch/no hips.

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  8. loungechic | March 13, 2007 at 2:18 am

    considering what nature gave her, she’s made a pretty badass body for herself though

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  9. ImaCracka | March 13, 2007 at 2:23 am

    I have a body like that……

    I keep it under my bed in my basement…..

    (insert evil laugh here)

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  10. KMayLi | March 13, 2007 at 2:46 am

    I’m looking at Pink, thinking that’s my ideal body…dollars to donuts when she’s 30+ she’ll still be lean and androgynously sexy, unlike certain other young female singer-types that we know…

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  11. allgravybaby | March 13, 2007 at 2:47 am

    doesnt this butch have someone to tell her what compliments her figure and that a mid drift does not?!

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  12. crazyotto | March 13, 2007 at 3:56 am

    yeah she looks good,eating pussy keeps you young and fit

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  13. Antonio | March 13, 2007 at 4:22 am

    Where are her tats?

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  14. arrested-development | March 13, 2007 at 4:28 am

    Say what you will, but that girl can sing. And with a voice like hers, she could look like the hamburgler and it wouldn’t bother me.
    Also, she can beat the crap out of all the britneys, hillarys and lindsays…making me like her even more!

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  15. Fifth Stooge | March 13, 2007 at 4:59 am

    Pink its like red but not quite.

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  16. Trollhattan | March 13, 2007 at 5:21 am

    Starbuck? Is that you?

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  17. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 13, 2007 at 5:21 am

    She looks like if Dennis the Menace grew up and liked dick in his ass a whole bunch.

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  18. DrPhowstus | March 13, 2007 at 5:26 am

    The only reason this chick wears heels is to keep her knuckles from scraping on the floor.

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  19. RichPort | March 13, 2007 at 5:54 am

    5. You are correct, Pink does have an abundance of definition, and her attire doesn’t leave much to the imagination. You can clearly see the outline of her penis.

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  20. p911gt10c | March 13, 2007 at 6:05 am

    I think it’s the short hair that’s holding her back from being feminine. Much cuter when she had longer straight hair and was peeing in the parking lot at the beach.

    I’d still hit it.

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  21. Libraesque | March 13, 2007 at 6:08 am

    Pink make Libra happy! *grunt grunt*
    Pink make Libra rub special spot! *grunt grunt*

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  22. BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2007 at 6:12 am

    Doooode, that’s a dude.

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  23. daylin | March 13, 2007 at 6:49 am

    Pink has more moles on her body than a Denny’s waitress!

    so wrong, yet so true.

    gawd i’m superficial.

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  24. Lobo | March 13, 2007 at 7:25 am

    The necklace is kind of an odd choice if in fact she’s straight.

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  25. schack | March 13, 2007 at 7:44 am

    i read an article on discoveryhealth.com last week, which said that moderately raised testosterone levels in women increases sex drive and the probability of orgasm.

    which means that half these silicone-scrotum sluts with no muscle tone are probably lying there with their fat all flapping around while they blubber and fake it, while pink is actually getting off.

    go figure!

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  26. schack | March 13, 2007 at 7:45 am

    but half these guys wouldn’t know the difference.

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  27. Turkishjade | March 13, 2007 at 7:48 am

    She looks like Randy Harrison… that kid from Queer as Folk.

    http://www.berkshiretheatre.org/gallery/album01/Randy_Harrison

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  28. wowzers | March 13, 2007 at 7:48 am

    I am such a big fan for abs and wow she has wonderful abs! I thought my abs were super toned but she beats me

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  29. Austin Powers | March 13, 2007 at 7:50 am

    She’s a man Baby! Yeah! Wowzers, that’s disgusting. Keep that shit to yourself.

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  30. doogleberg | March 13, 2007 at 7:52 am

    Who is this guy again?

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  31. Jeff | March 13, 2007 at 7:55 am

    Anyone else notice the sweaty pits?

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  32. RJ | March 13, 2007 at 7:55 am

    Dude, these pictures are over two years old……….

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  33. jrzmommy | March 13, 2007 at 8:06 am

    21–HAHAHAHA!!!!

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  34. BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Discoveryhealth says women with high testosterone get-off easier eh?

    That’s because they are men.

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  35. schack | March 13, 2007 at 8:39 am

    there’s also reason to believe that women with more masculine features are evolutionarily cleverer.

    current evolutionary theory explains sexual dimorphism largely through “sexual selection,” which amounts to saying that certain features were more attractive. women with big jugs and hips were more likely passively selected-for by men, whereas women with less attractive features managed to be successful reproducers through their own inventiveness.

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  36. schack | March 13, 2007 at 8:41 am

    womens capacity to exert selective force on men would, of course, be limited, since men could just beat them into submission. men who appealed to women would probably have more successful offspring, but i think there’s a reason for all the gross body hair and balding…

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  37. schack | March 13, 2007 at 8:42 am

    and for the prevalence of small penises…

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  38. Chouli | March 13, 2007 at 8:51 am

    Does it think that by wearing a lace bra (for no reason) we’ll believe its a female?

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  39. jrzmommy | March 13, 2007 at 8:54 am

    is cleverer a real word? methinks not.
    me also finds irony in you making big gigundus citations like a Ph.D. while using a word like cleverer.

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  40. BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2007 at 8:55 am

    So, to sum up,

    that’s a dude.

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  41. Tits_McGhee | March 13, 2007 at 8:59 am

    How is this lez married? Carey Hart must be a little gay to want to bang that every night.

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  42. Jimmy Showbiz | March 13, 2007 at 8:59 am

    I’m not talking bad about her she might come over here, bust up my keyboard and kick my ass.

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  43. biatcho | March 13, 2007 at 9:12 am

    oh leave shack alone, she just enjoys hearing herself speak (a lot, mind you) because no one else listens.

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  44. mxmommy | March 13, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Your an IDIOT! This pics of Pink are from 2002. These are OLD! Cant you think of anything better than putting up pics that are 5 years old. You are getting boring.

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  45. me0w | March 13, 2007 at 9:32 am

    Look at her necklace. That’s the sticker the construction workers put on their pickup truck windows

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  46. Yeahyah | March 13, 2007 at 9:34 am

    Did you see her shoes?? They’re like 5 inch platforms!

    Who wears that crap?!?!

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  47. 86 | March 13, 2007 at 10:11 am

    I guess I’m gonna be the one to have to say it, officially…..

    ITS A MAN, BABY!!!!

    Wow you guys.

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  48. Libraesque | March 13, 2007 at 10:26 am

    Jizz, you’re laughing at the troll @ #21??? Shame on you.
    Everyone knows by now that when something is posted under the chosen ones screen name, and it’s foul, disgusting and perverted, it’s gotta be wally gum boots clickety clacking away

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  49. itspat | March 13, 2007 at 10:28 am

    with those ab muscles she must have very perky erections.

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  50. UNCLE NED | March 13, 2007 at 10:32 am

    They’re bringing back the old Creature Feature?

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