Pink has the ideal body

March 13th, 2007 // 76 Comments
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Pink showed off her belly at a Bally Total Fitness Conference, though I’m not sure why they would want her as a guest. Yeah she’s got muscles, but nobody’s looking at Pink thinking that’s their ideal body. They might as well have brought a gorilla out on stage and poked it with a stick while announcing: “Get a Bally Total Fitness membership and you too could look like this!”


  1. tomdeleteseverypageimake

    first? yea

  2. tomdeleteseverypageimake

    btw she does have a pretty good body in person…she opened up for justin timberlake and it took me a sec to figure out which of the two it was.

  3. cayana

    Why does she even bother wearing a bra? There’s nothing there that needs support.

  4. radmacdrunkpants

    you’re all scared coz she’d kick your ass all the way to tuesday!

    i’d rather have a million Pink’s in this world than one more Paris/Britney/Lindsay skanky clone wasting oxygen.

  5. leo

    are you an idiot?

    she has a good body. you can’t see the definition in her abs?

    your blog has become not only misinformed, but so terribly boring lately.

  6. crestlin

    her body is fantastic! i wish my husband’s abs looked like that :/

  7. loungechic

    nobody said she didn’t have a “good” body… if you WANT a muscular man body… complete with muscular V leading to your crotch like guys have.

    I don’t ever remember that being hot on girls. :) Not to diss girls without curves, but the “ideal body” is typically one with sexy curves!… Not a flat chest/V crotch/no hips.

  8. loungechic

    considering what nature gave her, she’s made a pretty badass body for herself though

  9. ImaCracka

    I have a body like that……

    I keep it under my bed in my basement…..

    (insert evil laugh here)

  10. KMayLi

    I’m looking at Pink, thinking that’s my ideal body…dollars to donuts when she’s 30+ she’ll still be lean and androgynously sexy, unlike certain other young female singer-types that we know…

  11. allgravybaby

    doesnt this butch have someone to tell her what compliments her figure and that a mid drift does not?!

  12. crazyotto

    yeah she looks good,eating pussy keeps you young and fit

  13. Where are her tats?

  14. arrested-development

    Say what you will, but that girl can sing. And with a voice like hers, she could look like the hamburgler and it wouldn’t bother me.
    Also, she can beat the crap out of all the britneys, hillarys and lindsays…making me like her even more!

  15. Pink its like red but not quite.

  16. Trollhattan

    Starbuck? Is that you?

  17. She looks like if Dennis the Menace grew up and liked dick in his ass a whole bunch.

  18. DrPhowstus

    The only reason this chick wears heels is to keep her knuckles from scraping on the floor.

  19. 5. You are correct, Pink does have an abundance of definition, and her attire doesn’t leave much to the imagination. You can clearly see the outline of her penis.

  20. p911gt10c

    I think it’s the short hair that’s holding her back from being feminine. Much cuter when she had longer straight hair and was peeing in the parking lot at the beach.

    I’d still hit it.

  21. Libraesque

    Pink make Libra happy! *grunt grunt*
    Pink make Libra rub special spot! *grunt grunt*

  22. BarbadoSlim

    Doooode, that’s a dude.

  23. Pink has more moles on her body than a Denny’s waitress!

    so wrong, yet so true.

    gawd i’m superficial.

  24. Lobo

    The necklace is kind of an odd choice if in fact she’s straight.

  25. schack

    i read an article on discoveryhealth.com last week, which said that moderately raised testosterone levels in women increases sex drive and the probability of orgasm.

    which means that half these silicone-scrotum sluts with no muscle tone are probably lying there with their fat all flapping around while they blubber and fake it, while pink is actually getting off.

    go figure!

  26. schack

    but half these guys wouldn’t know the difference.

  27. Turkishjade

    She looks like Randy Harrison… that kid from Queer as Folk.

    http://www.berkshiretheatre.org/gallery/album01/Randy_Harrison

  28. I am such a big fan for abs and wow she has wonderful abs! I thought my abs were super toned but she beats me

  29. Austin Powers

    She’s a man Baby! Yeah! Wowzers, that’s disgusting. Keep that shit to yourself.

  30. doogleberg

    Who is this guy again?

  31. Jeff

    Anyone else notice the sweaty pits?

  32. RJ

    Dude, these pictures are over two years old……….

  33. jrzmommy

    21–HAHAHAHA!!!!

  34. BarbadoSlim

    Discoveryhealth says women with high testosterone get-off easier eh?

    That’s because they are men.

  35. schack

    there’s also reason to believe that women with more masculine features are evolutionarily cleverer.

    current evolutionary theory explains sexual dimorphism largely through “sexual selection,” which amounts to saying that certain features were more attractive. women with big jugs and hips were more likely passively selected-for by men, whereas women with less attractive features managed to be successful reproducers through their own inventiveness.

  36. schack

    womens capacity to exert selective force on men would, of course, be limited, since men could just beat them into submission. men who appealed to women would probably have more successful offspring, but i think there’s a reason for all the gross body hair and balding…

  37. schack

    and for the prevalence of small penises…

  38. Chouli

    Does it think that by wearing a lace bra (for no reason) we’ll believe its a female?

  39. jrzmommy

    is cleverer a real word? methinks not.
    me also finds irony in you making big gigundus citations like a Ph.D. while using a word like cleverer.

  40. BarbadoSlim

    So, to sum up,

    that’s a dude.

  41. How is this lez married? Carey Hart must be a little gay to want to bang that every night.

  42. I’m not talking bad about her she might come over here, bust up my keyboard and kick my ass.

  43. biatcho

    oh leave shack alone, she just enjoys hearing herself speak (a lot, mind you) because no one else listens.

  44. mxmommy

    Your an IDIOT! This pics of Pink are from 2002. These are OLD! Cant you think of anything better than putting up pics that are 5 years old. You are getting boring.

  45. me0w

    Look at her necklace. That’s the sticker the construction workers put on their pickup truck windows

  46. Yeahyah

    Did you see her shoes?? They’re like 5 inch platforms!

    Who wears that crap?!?!

  47. 86

    I guess I’m gonna be the one to have to say it, officially…..

    ITS A MAN, BABY!!!!

    Wow you guys.

  48. Libraesque

    Jizz, you’re laughing at the troll @ #21??? Shame on you.
    Everyone knows by now that when something is posted under the chosen ones screen name, and it’s foul, disgusting and perverted, it’s gotta be wally gum boots clickety clacking away

  49. itspat

    with those ab muscles she must have very perky erections.

  50. UNCLE NED

    They’re bringing back the old Creature Feature?

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