Pink is engaged to Carey Hart

pink_red.jpgPink reportedly proposed to motocross racer Carey Hart, which doesn’t make any sense at all because isn’t she a lesbian? I mean seriously, this is a joke, right? She’s really not a lesbian? I don’t want to go around assuming that every short-haired woman that looks like a man is a lesbian, but Pink is definitely a lesbian, right? I mean…seriously. Right? A lesbian? This is like the time I found out that my pet dog was actually a toaster. My God, that was a terrible and confusing day.