Pink calls out Britney Spears

Yeah seriously, what the fuck is up with that metaphor? First of all, what is the “burger?” And how are kids considered the “fries and shake?”

Anyway, Pink is hideous and I couldn’t imagine doing the things with her that are required to have kids, but if she’s slamming BS, I guess she’s ok in my book.

And LOL @ “please no balls please no balls please no balls”

I think the Cowboys should draft her early in the first round as a left tackle to give Drew Bledsoe a little more pass protection in the pocket.

Pinks’ metaphors do sound like she is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal. However there is some truth about what she said. Balls or no balls.

Well I suppose the real question is if she asked “Do you want fries with that ?” at point of purchase.
She shouldn’t be witholding product – especially for sexual reasons.
In either case – I think McDonald’s should fire her. Maybe she could try the Burger King counter or try for more singing work.

Not for nothing, but, Pink looks like shit in this picture. Not a good look for her. Fries and shake…huh? Now I’m hungry. Pink, honey, leave the euphemisms for those of us who know how to use them. Mmmmm, fries…..

I can’t figure out anything Pink said, but now I want a cheeseburger.

That’s high intellect from a “girl” that thinks babies are “pooped out”…

Just because someone told you that’s where dick went doesn’t mean that’s where babies come out too.

Maybe she meant those BK Chicken Fries, which are sorta phallic, I guess (though no penis that ever looked like it was dipped in corn flakes and fried ever made it anywhere near me), and don’t guys shake their wee-wees after they go wee-wee? Maybe she’s finally, in a roundabout way, admitting what we’ve known all along: She’s been pulling a Gumb and tucking that shit in!

As for the Mickey Mouser crap, well, I don’t see her saying anything about Christina, and SHE was one also. I guess she just pulled that out of her ass… just to the left of the Chicken Fry.

PapaHotNuts, I was thinking more like East German Mens Wresting, or Stongest Man competition. But the football analogy is equally as awesome.

That’s sad. Don’t get me wrong I hate Britney but to use her to get attention is wrong. When was the last thing Pink did that was so great? Get married, whoopy do. If this bitch had a baby she probably would trade it for ink or acid. She probably would drive w/ the baby as a hood orgament.

Pink’s a dude. There’s no doubt about that. Maybe he/she could be the first man to ever get pregnant.

Hey Pink, no fair. You can’t be picking on a girl dude.
Pick on someone with shoulders your own size.
And go eat some balls while you’re at it.

Not getting enough attention lately, Pink?
Nobody cares if you don’t want to have a baby. I’m certainly not losing any sleep over it.
I also don’t understand how having kids these days has suddenly become such a horrible, shameful, degrading thing.
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she makes a good point about stupid girls’ (Lindsay & co) influence on kids but i don’t think taking away their dolls and giving girls a football instead will make any kind of improvement. It’ll just turn little girls into little boys. Little boys who’ll grow up to be married with other boys and won’t make babies and burp a lot.

And another thing….ever notice that Pink has that huge abdominal muscle swell just under her belly button that resembles Brad Pitt’s stomach in Fight Club. That’s just freaky dude!

I just read on another website the big-headed Burger King guy and Pink just got into a fist-fight over who has the strangest connection to fast food.

Pink obviously won because she is the scariest human being to ever breathe air.

MOTHER OF ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL!

She looks JUST like she is headed out for a live performance of the Rocky Horror PIcture Show!! Add black curls and she IS Tim Curry!

Not that I think Brit is beautiful, and she is dumb as a box of rocks, but she is WAY better looking than Pink. Pink looks like a troll that crawled out from under a bridge.

I’m disgusted over the fact how man-like Pink is.
Really.
Screw the fact that she used a fairly lame McDonalds metaphor to back up her badass persona.
The bitch is jealous that no one (not even the paparazzi) came to her wedding.
Plain and simple.

I believe Pink was misquoted on this…Pink actually said he likes to give his husband his burger…since we all know she’s a man and has meat a swinging and ready to place between his husband’s buns…now the fries and shake thing has to do with a reach around and how he’s not into helping his husband with that. it’s all manual for Pink’s husband. I mean who want’s those sasquatch hairy hands scratchin’ ur penial itch. i mean come on…or in this case not cuming…hey, fries. I love fries.

britney and pink should be bonding. they both proposed to their husbands. at least pink can win the “my husband’s hotter than yours.” argument.

carey hart. mmmm.

haha, “pink says that he liked to give his husband”!!!!

Pink’s pretty popular in the U.K. leather underground, whatever WE think of her.
http://www.jfwright.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/MardiGras2002/LeatherQueen.jpg

…Way to go HollyJ–hysterical photo/comparison. Yeah, Britney is a wank but Pink? Does anyone even know/care about that manwoman these days? Did they ever?

Having babies young is pretty cool… especially when you’re 40 and your mid-life crisis coincides with kicking the kids out and changing the locks. Works for me!

I’m gettin’ me some McDonalds for lunch after reading that. umm.

In all seriousness, Pink is bi. So yeah, she’s a little dude-like in that regard. She can um, appreciate the ladies in the same way a guy can. ;)

Hamburgers and girl-on-girl action aside, she does make some good points. She at least seems like there are some neurons firing in the noggin. Unlike Britney.

I think what Pink really meant was that “He’s already got my man meat (burger) between his butt cheeks (buns), so he doesn’t need anything else.

Of course then I was thinking maybe she’s jealous and in love with K-Fed, but then I realized that no one sane would fuck that dude, even with Pink’s dick.

Here we go— maybe Pink should go kick Britney’s ass for not putting SPF in a car seat.

Why would someone with such a severe case of man jaw allow themselves to be photographed in such a way that it is as pronounced as possible?!?!?!?
As a side note, I’ve always despised Pink. She strikes me as extremely phony and bitter. And btw #8, she supposedly has a huge ongoing feud with Christina as well, claiming amongst other things that Christina was copying her style. As if there’s enough testosterone in the world to do that!

#29….

but…Christina DID copy Pink’s style. ;) Where others would tread softly and meekly whine about it behind closed doors, Pink gets all up in your face yo, and let’s you know…that bitch stole her look!

You gotta like that she’s so blunt and outspoken like that. She doesn’t tolerate crap, and tells it like it is.

Go Pink!

Allie D. You just killed me….I’m on the floor, dead!

Pink looks like she has ate many burgers with her greasy looking make up job.

Her husband should wear bag over his head for even admiting he married her.

Leave it to a washed up, pop wanna be to slam Britney. Both are useless and shouldn’t even be allowed to make comments.

“I’m just a Sweet Transvestite…”

Well, I’M not…she is..I mean HE is…
OHHH I have it all written down somewhere!

“Don’t Let Me Get Me” by Pink

“LA told me
You’ll be a pop star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Tired of being compared
To damn Britney Spears
She’s so pretty
That just ain’t me”

Well, I think she let it get to her? I remember Pink saying that this wasn’t meant to insult Britney, but I guess it does now? Lol… It’s so funny because Britney is such an easy target

glad to hear pinks keepin it reeeal

fo sho fo sho

Come back, LaydeeBug, Come baaaaaack!! :)

Having kids because it’s something new to do this week (Britney Spears) isn’t a great idea, but Pink makes it seem like that’s why everyone has kids.

I’m Baaaaack! Good point suzy! D’ya think she has an “obsess much” thing for Britney Spears? I’m beginning to think the Pink is just a punk on junk who can’t relate because she hates…..whoa….head rush!

Bone_daddio I laughed so hard at your post I think I’ve given myself a hernia.

Oh and Pink’s an ugly man and Britney’s a disgrace to all things female so really they should just get married.

Her husband was thinking “Please, no balls?”. Hell no. Any guy who would marry Pink is clearly has homosexual tendencies. He was probably just devastated to find balls AND a vagina.

LMAO Christine- no doubt she IS a herm. Best of both worlds though, eh? LOL

Hey! I LOVE the message she brings in her new video. When she dresses up as all the “stupid girls” in hollywood, (jessica Simpson, Mary Kate/Ashley) she looks just as good as them but, she doesn’t want to look like everybody else. Thats why she looks like that, she’s her own person! I think she’s hot, always have. That pic above just isn’t a flattering pic of her, give me a break, u guys know that.

I will sleep better at night knowing Pink is not ready to reproduce. One Pink in the world is enough.

Pink isn’t a dude?

::::shudder::::: Seriously, Pink is a chick? Liars.

I’d like to take a moment (lowers head somberly…) and give a shout out to The Superficial, whoever or whatever you are, maybe you’re a robot I don’n know, but, I tip my hat to you for the good you have given the world in the form of this glorious site where we can spew, lavish, vomit all of our distate and utter contempt for the talentles hacks that call themselves entertainers, let’s have a round of applause for our gracious host, Super, where are you, stand up…..

It’s nice to see that Pink has finally come out of the closet as a gay man.

“Tired of being compared
to damn Britney Spears…”

Who in their right mind would compare Britney Spears to that man-beast? Its apples and oranges. Man and Beast. Pre-homo erectus and modern day man.

It must have been Stevie Wonder who wrote the line for that song…after he accidentally felt a monkey’s face and then felt Pink’s face and was later told the monkey was Britney Spears. Hench the comparison.

#30…I can’t argue as I wouldn’t know… Personally I don’t see too much of a similarity… I guess that just goes to show how different the same look can appear on a man and a woman :D

LMFAO @ #33

I think when she said her husband had the “burger” she was talking about his genital area. Which just goes to prove the point she is into Fur “burgers” MUPPET!